#oh yeah and i sprained my ankle innnnn june or some shit
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the thing about being a Certified Horse Girl is that i don't know if this is really painful or i'm being dramatic lmfao
#a bit of both#the fact that i can't actually get on a horse speaks volumes i think#if you're using a bucket to get on breakers you're in trouble#anyway in other news can you tell no one has talked to me all day#i n t e r a c t i o n i need it#what else do i have to say on this#oh this reminds me of the time i somersaulted off a horse and landed flat on my back#and i rode three horses after that right#and i got off the last one and suddenly my vision was blacking out and i was like about to pass out my boss was like#'you just went really pale really fast' and i'm like 'yeah i'm about to pass out and there's a weird pain in my side?'#anyway this was at 9am five hours of riding no breakfast and i left the hospital at 8pm and no one gave me a meal that whole time#and my organs were just like bruised. extremely unhappy at being thrown in the air. but like damn if we're gonna not eat for like 16 hours#you could at least actually be ruptured you know what i mean#this is horse girl life anyway#oh yeah and i sprained my ankle innnnn june or some shit#took me three weeks to realise it was sprained and not#i don't even have an excuse i just ignored the pain until someone was like 'why are you still limping' anywa#rode on a sprained ankle for five weeks because there is no one who can replace me#horse girl tingz#i could go on#OH hahahahahaha i jumped a metre and my dog ran under my horse's legs when we landed and he like piledrivered me into the ground right#i tried to land on my feet cause the ground at home is like concrete. failed. landed on my knees. realised immediately walking across the#paddock to catch him that my legs were uhhhh not going to be great#got back on. jumped this fairly high jump again which sounds like madness but hear me out if i didn't make it over after that i was gonna b#scared of it later#anyway yes my legs were fucked i could not twist or anything just limpin around and i started having headaches#and eventually i went to a physio and she was like 'yeah i have no idea how you didn't dislocate at least one hip and your whole body is#completely out of whack' hahaha oh so that's what the headaches are who knew#the more i talk the more stories i think of anyway#my legs hurt
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