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kil9 · 6 months

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the us postal service are gods strongest soldiers and should be given a billion dollars of government budget instead of the military or whatever. the british royal mail are gods littlest bitches and i hate them forever

#99.txt #i dont know if this is actually the fault of the postal workers so sorry i take it back (tentatively)#but like. theres a reason ppl in america are always getting gifts for their mail carriers and like giving them cards and chocolate and stuf #but in the uk everyone fucking hates them gwgskdjhg #stranger danger scare is SO MUCH worse in the uk its so bad #'no we cant leave your package outside cos theres a 0.0001% chance someone might steal it :( instead WE'LL take it away from u after 3 days #''after 3 failed attempts of whispering at the door at 6:00:00 am you get no package </3''#fucking bonkers system. i hate it so much. just leave my package outside !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#youre always acting like your country is so safe compared to america but you wont leave a box at your door for 10 minutes LMAOOO #maddi wouldnt even leave the cat carrier out to dry (sorry for outing u) but they were like ''idk someone could steal it :\\''#oh yeah the roving gangs that want nothing more than a piss covered cat carrier. as we all know.

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