#ok idk how to tag this jollibee special

[commanderserwin]

Can i request a scenario erwin eating jollibee for the first time? 👀

food war.

↦ plus: How bout Jollibee Erwin vs. McDo Levi? HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YA KNOW THE USUAL JABEE VS MCDO FIGHT HERE IN THE PHILS HAHAHAHHAHA

↦ a/n: OK BUT LIKE WHO WILL WIN??? personally, i think mcdo is for pika-pika because of good fries and sundae and burgers whereas jollibee is for lamon like chickenjoy, spag, and pmp!! ♡ we love jabee & mcdo equally in this house depending on the mood

↦ tags: for my filipino anon & for the person who is willing to spend more for extra gravy: @purplecandygerl​, sana ol

both of them stared at the mountain load of food in their dining table— all pushed to side and arranged by their corresponding fast-food chain. one side sports the large, red bee while the other sports the minimalistic yellow M.

levi always chooses mcdonald’s with no question while erwin always prefers jollibee— almost as if a competition between the two of them to determine which one is really the best. but both of them are too stubborn to back down, so it always ends like this.

“quarter pounder, six-piece nuggets, chicken fillet a-la carte, large fries, and hot-fudge sundae,” levi crossed his arms, leaning on the chair while erwin snickered in front of him.

“that’s sad,” erwin commented, crossing legs as he pointed at what he have, “one-piece chickenjoy, jolly spaghetti, yum burger, jolly hotdog, and peach mango pie.”

“how many peach mango pie?”

erwin hesitated to answer, crumpling the paper bag under the table. but under levi’s scrutiny, he grabbed an extra two for levi and himself. “two.”

“diabetes,” levi grabbed the extra peach mango pie, putting them beside his food because he couldn’t resist it. as much as he loves mcdonald’s, he’s a sucker for that crunchy and sweet desert.

“and you think what you’re eating is healthier?” erwin raised a brow, proceeding to uncover his meal with a giant smile on his face while levi only huffed in return. “none of this is healthy, yet look at us.”

“that’s because mcdonald’s is better than that,” levi munched on his burger, pulling away the paper as he goes to take another bite.

“that doesn’t even make sense,” erwin argued back, taking a huge bite of the crispy chicken as he twirled the noodles in the other container. “who prefers a clown over a smiling bee?”

“and you think an insect is better than a tall person in make-up?”

“have you seen the way that clown smiles?!”

“not the point.”

“exactly!” erwin swallowed his spaghetti, saving the chicken skin for last as he pulls it out later at levi’s— because he isn’t stupid and he knows that levi wants the skin as much as he does, and it’s great teasing factor. “because the point is, jollibee.”

“mcdonald’s.”

“oh, eat your sad chicken fillet,” erwin chuckled, slowly taking apart the chicken skin right in front of levi.

levi kept his mouth shut, watching erwin happily eat the skin with the little crumbs at the corners of his mouth— teasing levi with his heart’s desire.

“that isn’t even real spaghetti.”

“am i eating at a five star restaurant?” erwin asked, taking a huge bite of the red noodles, savoring the sweet taste together mixed with a hefty amount of cheese.

levi pushed the table napkins towards erwin with a scoff, seeing the red splatters on the table and on his stupid, happy, face as levi finished his burger. it was a good burger, a right amount of meat and condiments-- and he ate it together with the nuggets as he dipped it into the barbecue sauce.

“and that hotdog?”

“levi, eat your nuggets.”

erwin finished his meal with a pat on his stomach, saving the burger for later. he turned to the side, where two pies of peach mango is waiting for him. levi eyed his own pie, pushing the rest of his meal away for later. levi’s mouth watered at the sight of the cute little pie box, opening it on one side as the pie slid out perfectly.

“say jollibee is better,” erwin nodded as he opened his own pie, taking a huge bite, wiping the filling away from his mouth as it dripped down to his chin.

levi only breathed deeply, as he murmured to himself, “mcdonald’s the best.”

both of them quietly ate together the last bites of the peach mango pie, humming as both of them leaned in on their chairs for the desert. levi stood up to grab glasses of water while erwin fixed the wrappers and empty take-out containers on the table, as levi handed him a warm glass of it. levi sat back down again, burping gently as he finished the rest of the drink.

erwin pursed his lips, looking at the large fries and sundae on the side, while levi eyed erwin’s yum burger, and the extra pie with caution. he doesn’t want to say it, he doesn’t want to lose this food rivalry, but he wants nothing more than to dip the fries into the sundae as the last desert.

and levi knows this too.

“switch?” levi asked, pushing the fries and sundae in the middle of the table— as erwin does the same with his burger and pie.

erwin took a minute to decide, even if he already has an answer in the split second levi asked him that. so, he nodded— both of them nodded, grabbing the rest of the food as they finished it together, sharing equal portions of it to each other, but still never missing a beat to argue in between, because nobody could really answer which one is the best out of the two: jollibee or mcdonald’s?