#ok my aunt just texted me back i was freaking out over nothing lmao

[larryincottagecore]

since im using this blog as a diary bc that's the kind of person i am apparently i just woke up from a fucking horrible nightmare where my aunt died and the whole dream was basically the aftermath and it felt so real i think i want to vomit? i woke up crying and it's not early by any means but I've been waking up at like 14:00 pm for days and rn it's 10 am so like it's fucking early and my aunt hasn't responded to my texts and im kinda freaking out im so tired

[youghvaudough]

Rewatched Hannibal Recently...

... here are some random thoughts brain chips on the third season

watch out for a text wall it's a doozy down under

this rewatching I finally realized the first half of this season Hannibal was basically like “I’m touring Europe with Bedelia one last time before I check myself into jail so I can see my bf often”

Will must’ve been real good at arts and crafts. He made a whole ass butterfly?bee?dragonfly?firefly man display out of shattered wine bottles and garbage from a basement basically

Also how did he not cut his hands with the glass???? He had leather gloves sure but it’s not like those are cut resistant?????? Does he have cut-resistant leather gloves???????

In Hannibal Rising Chiyoh is Hanni’s aunt’s lady-in-waiting (?) and was described as being about his age; if we’re going by that, she’s the same age as him in the show, which, ughhhhhh, let’s just say really really plays into the idea of us Asians not raisining (not mad at all; Tao Okamoto is so beautiful im gay as HELL —)

Bedelia: you’re in love with Will Graham and also leave me alone plz can I stop finishing murders on your behalf now

Hannibal was remarkably off his killing game at the end of the second season (or just really on his planning game) like NO ONE except for poor Abigail is dead by the 3rd season

Thinking about the filming of some scenes is so funny like: 

the crew carrying leather arm chairs and fancy glass side tables into the middle of some woods for a single shot

Bryan Fuller being like “ughhhh can I get a membrane-like sheet over this macro lens so I can film it bring sliced open like its will’s stomach skin” 

“also I need three thousand gallons of fake blood for some cool reverse drip shots”

everyone: Will help us catch Hannibal you must hate him so much right???? Will: busy imagining alternate reality where he and Hannibal actually worked it out at the end of the 2nd season

Will: tries his damndest to ignore everyone telling him he and Hannibal are in love while being very much smitten

Mason: talks religious mumbo jumbo  Alana after her bi awakening: *choke stare

the only saving grace for Jack Crawford is how much he’s the “I love my wife” trope

Frederic: ...why does no one wanna help me with Hannibal hunting when I go a-knocking but when Will does it everyone’s with him????????? What’d I do

No one:     Bryan Fuller: I NEED SOME SNAIL FUCKING SHOTS HERE

Bedelia: i feel like I’m your diet Will Graham Hannibal: what? no *continues to talk about how special Will Graham is and how no one will be his equal basically

WOAH question on Chiyoh so did Hannibal ~literally~ taxidermy her in time with some cannibal magic & that’s why she looks about, I don’t know, in her twenties still ?????? /s

Bryan Fuller: NOW I NEED TO OPEN AN OLD PAYPHONE FOR AN INTERIOR SHOT

Chiyoh: he’s good looking but dumb about Hannibal so 

I’ll kiss him

then push him off the train

(hopefully dude’ll be warned but also finally learn how to gay)

Bryan Fuller: ARE YOU MISSING SOME SLOW MOTION SHOTS OF HUGH DANCY FLIPPING OF THE TRAIN IN YOUR LIFE? ALWAYS

how did Mason and Pazzi achieve high resolution uninterrupted overseas video chat with the front camera of Apple laptops????? the power of wealth????? whenever I call my mom my phone turns into a potato pretty much

the jack v hannibal fight was the ultimate “I luh my dead wife” man v “I just need to stay alive and go meet my boyfriend” man fight

Bedelia: I know what your goodbye is; I know what you wanna do to Will and you’re in love with the dude. No thanks I’ll yeet myself outta here

“waving your uterus around like a weapon” how iconic

Dolce will forever go down in cinematic history there I said it. Nothing tops the mirroring scars, the downright sensual romantic dialogue in front of a fucking Botticelli, this 水乳交融 of two minds (can’t find a good enough translation other than maybe “melding”), one of the weirdest most kaleidoscope-forward lesbian sex scene of all times, a lot of overlapping orgasm faces, reflexive hugs and pats of comfort, weirdly timed lip-lickings, etc etc

At least Mason recognizes how good looking Will’s is lmao even with all the burnt penis talk on the table

“He’s looking very dry a little moisturizer please” Mason your gay is showing

“It’s dangerous getting exactly what you want” yeah we got this season of Hannibal and then no more of it I’d say you’re right on the money Dr. Lecter

Alana and Margot helping Hannibal and Will: LGBT solidarity at its finest

dumbest thing mason did was probably pissing off Margot

So basically Chiyoh is made of a stable metal element between iron and silver that’s why she doesn’t age?????? /s

maybe “I found you in my mind palace” can be our “always”

I remember the first time I watched Digestivo and I was so worried Hannibal’s gonna finish eating Will or take off or continue into the book silence of the lamb arc or something after Will basically went “I won’t go looking for you at all bye bitch where my dogs at” so imagine my fucking delight ecstasy when Hannibal threw himself at the FBI just so Will can always find him. I cried buckets and became a devout Bryan Fuller STAN that day

Chiyoh: fuck this shit im out; don’t wanna protect this idiot boy with luv no mo

Molly: weirdly familiar sharp features, sand-blond hair, husky sultry deeper voice hmmmmmmmmm guess WHAT

...but she actually likes doggos so 

Bryan Fuller: HUGH DANCY. COVERED IN BLOOD. NAKED. UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. NOW

Will gives Bedelia SO MUCH SHIT about using Hannibal as a means to fame that he almost forgets how possessive  protective of Hanni this makes him look

Bedelia: calm yo ass do you know how many “Will is special you’ll never be him” talks I’ve been in with Hannibal as the main lecturer?????

Bedelia: did you go visit him Will: ...yeah Bedelia: whelp fuck my leg is about good as steak any day now

An odd detail I remember about this Will/Bedelia interaction was Bryan Fuller saying in some interview (probably) that this is basically wife confronting mistress; you know who’s which

when Reba was touching the tiger that vet guy must’ve stayed in the room right??? for safety and stuff??? guy must’ve had the weirdest time just seeing Francis freak the fuck out watching Reba

also Reba deserves all the nice things in the world; Francis though an overall shitty person can recognize beauty

...wait i take it back dude said Will was ugly (ok he said “not very handsome” but) like bitch where

for a series with pretty good sfx that teeth scene in 310 was fake as f---

will and bedelia taking shots at each other verbally cracks me tf up like is this the psychology people’s version of “you suck” “uno reverse”

i have to keep reminding myself that this is a crime show that actually aired on national tv bc these dialogues mama??? downright telenovela. Bryan Fuller has a point when he described them as wife and mistress

Bedelia: I would’ve preferred to be bluebeard’s last wife Will: challenge accepted

i cannot stress this enough REBA DESERVES BETTER she seems like the nicest, most well-meaning person ever and deserves to be cherished like so

it's so strange, getting everything that you want; take Will’s slow-burn-esque realization of Hannibal’s twisted affections for example

Bryan Fuller: NOW GIVE ME A CLOSE UP OF ICE SUCKING

So  basically Hannibal’s attitude is “if I can’t be a constant fixture in his life I’ll be on his mind”

Hannibal is always a sucker for some good will ehhhh

Hannibal, in a police vehicle: get in Will we’re going cliff-diving dragon hunting; no but the actual line is just as cheesy geez hanni u smooth man-eater

The Bloom-Vergers look straight out of some gothic family catalog (if those exist)

like i will spare y’all the contrived complements of the Wrath of the Lamb bc like fucking hells mate there's no straight explanation for this finale

that’s it thanks for reading mates hannigram forever also someday some wealthy person will revive this I'm sure and we’ll rejoice then

[teeterparker]

Anxious// Tom Holland x Reader

Starter: Ok like the reader is just in a bad place and needs tom but he’s gone filming bjt he has a break she doesn’t know about and he surprises her and can she be American btw.

A/N: okay so this for one of the most amazing people ever and I don’t know if they want to be anon or not but they know who they are!❤️ I love you so much and hope you feel better sweet angel!

Warnings: Cuteness, Some cussing, Angst and Mentions of Abuse.

—

Y/N L/N was best friends with Tom Holland, and loved every minute of it. She enjoyed the way Tom came to her with his worries about acting, and Y/N would come to him about relationships. Secretly Tom always thought they were never a good match but that’s not important.

She was there when he got rejected from movies, to when he got casted as THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDERMAN.

•

Tom had busted through the door, yelling out Y/N’s name whilst throwing his stuff down and running around the kitchen and living room of Y/N’s small apartment, scaring the poor girl half to death.

“Tom!” Y/N grabs his shoulders, making him stop and look at the girl he’s adored since they were three in the eyes. “What happened?!”

Tom returned Y/N’s anxious stares with a lopsided grin. “I’m going to be SpiderMan!”

Y/N’s mouth dropped, replacing her worried looks with the widest grin she could muster. She threw her arms around Tom and hugs him tightly, feeling his toned arms wrap around her body.

“That’s amazing! I’m so proud of you! When does shooting start?” Y/N grins, holding Tom at arm length.

“Well they want me tomorrow,” Y/N felt her stomach drop. She was going to ask him tonight to come to court with her tomorrow to see her mother and testify against her. She heavily abused Y/N as a baby, causing her aunt to take her into custody and raise her in England. She still held on to her American accent, but sometimes she slipped into light English, making Toms inside fill with butterflies.

Tom saw Y/N’s sad expression and frowned, knowing he couldn’t do much to cheer her up. He nudges her slightly, “Hey I’ll be back in a while, but I gotta go home and pack.” Y/N nods in response, hugging him again.

“Don’t forget me when you’re famous and shit.” She murmurs in his chest. Y/N and Tom broke up the hug and he picked up his keys from the kitchen and shoots her a flashy grin.

“I’ll make sure to mention you on my Ellen interview. Bye Cupcake!” Tom grins, closing the door.

“Bye, fluffy!” Y/N smiles, feeling her expression drop as soon as Tom left. She sighs and leans against the wall.

‘How am I supposed to get through this on my own?’

•

Y/N did get through it on her own, now that Tom was out filming, he never got to come visit England or even Y/N in New York (where she was studying). She sighs, seeing another text from her mother come up to her phone.

‘Y/N, sweet baby... talk to me.’

Y/N groans and reads the million other texts from her mother. Since the court case, her mother was proven not guilty by some ‘lost evidence’ and lots of persuasion to the judge. Ever since, she’s tried to be involved in Y/N’s life, but that was the last thing she wanted.

She sits on her couch, her gray shorts barely peeking out of her NYU sweatshirt. She goes to her mothers contact, labeled simply ‘L/N’. She never wanted to call her mom, because she never was one.

Tears roll down Y/N’s face as she clicks the ‘block contact’ option, confirming her decision when asked. She throws her phone to the side and lets out a small sob, fighting back tears in fear of waking up her dorm neighbors.

Y/N didn’t know how long she was in that fetal position until she heard a ding from her phone. She looks at it and immediately her heart exploded.

It was Tom.

Tom: Hey Y/N! I feel so freaking bad for not talking to you but I’ve been so busy, and I’ve been with my mate Harrison, and filming too many stunts for my liking. But I took the night to talk to you because I miss my cupcake!!! <3

Y/N: hey tommy💛 so it’s been crazy lately here, i got accepted into NYU and i have finals, and also i feel bad for not telling you sooner, but my mom was found ‘not guilty’ and she’s been trying to get into my life lately, and i finally blocked her number. it’s been stressful, but it’s nothing compared to the constant filming you’ve been doing!!!

There wasn’t a response for a while.

Y/N felt a sense of relief when she reads Tom’s message, if only she had any idea of what he was planning.

Tom: Oh my God how could you not tell me Y/N?? I feel so bad I wasn’t there for you and don’t lie and say you’re fine, I know you’re upset right now. I have to film early tomorrow, but promise me, you’ll take a mental health day for me. Sleep late for us.

Y/N laughed at Toms comment and decided to listen to his advice, nodding to herself as she typed.

Y/N: you’re right, i’m very upset, but i’m taking a mental health day tomorrow. i’m gonna go to sleep and you should too. love you tommy boy!❤️

Y/N shuts off her phone and just lays on her side on the couch, pulling the blanket she kept laid on the back of the sofa on to her, sighing in delight.

Tom smiles to himself, getting off the plane in New York. He knew all about her getting into NYU and was going to surprise her big time tomorrow.

•

By the time Tom got settled, it was about Nine AM. He runs by a local starbucks and orders your grande iced coffee with coconut milk and two shots of hazelnut and a blueberry scone, ordering himself the same thing.

He leaves the store grinning wildly, walking through bunches of people on phones or talking to others. He practically breaks into a full out sprint when he sees the NYU dorms. He runs to dorm A, room 3o6,

Y/N’s room.

Y/N was up and watching TV, the feeling of free wrapping around her like the warm fuzzy blanket. But the feeling of dread wasn’t warm and fuzzy, it was cold and heavy.

Tom knocked on the door, biting his lip in anticipation.

Y/N jumped when she heard a knock on her door. She rolls her eyes and scoffs. If it was Jennifer to annoy her about her TV volume again she was going to punch her to another galaxy.

“For the last time Jennifer my volume is perfectly fine it’s your stupid ass ears that are too sensitive to even fathom-“ Y/N opens the door and drops the remote, seeing her best friend and crush standing in front of her with coffee and scones. A wide grin breaks across her face, taking the coffee and scones, putting them down and jumping into Tom’s arms.

“TOM!” She yells into his hair, he winces but laughs at her joy. He rubs circles on her back and grins to himself.

“Missed me?” he sets Y/N down, handing her a scone and coffee. Y/N and Tom’s faces were both heated.

“Uh hell yeah! And Tom you didn’t have to do this!” Y/N sits on the couch with Tom. Tom let’s out a pleasant scoff, taking your hand.

“Well you deserve it.” Tom says, looking Y/N in the eyes. She looks at his hand then back to him, her eyes flickering to his lips. Tom set down his drink and cups Y/N’s cheek.

“Can I make a crazy confession to you,

Y/N?” Tom whispers, his breath fanning across her lips. “I love you so so much Y/N, and I always have.” Tom stated boldly. Y/N cracks a smile, her eyes wet from previous crying at the fact that the guy she was in love with for years felt the same.

“You have no idea how long I’ve waited for you to say that, Tommy.” Y/N smiles, and with that, they were off.

Tom wrapped Y/N up in her arms and kissed her passionately, their lips moving in sync, as if a match made in heaven. Y/N wraps her arms around his neck, and into his fluffy hair.

•

It had been three hours since the kiss and Y/N and Tom were happy to announce they were officially dating. He would go on to talk about her on the Ellen show (as promised) and do a lip sync battle, which in all honesty, he skated at.

Y/N snuggled closer to Tom and he wrapped an arm around her waist, the faint sound of Star Wars playing in the back ground.

“I love you so much Y/N.”

“I love you too Tommy, and your fluffy hair.”

And at that moment, you and Tom knew, an amazing relationship was blooming, and it was only the beginning.

[m00nlady]

All of the NSFW questions!

GOD THANK YOU

1:When did you lose your virginity

The day after I turned 18! 

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

Rough usually, or alternating 

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

Oh, not really. I feel it’s pretty usual stuff.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

Definitely outside in a national forest! 

5: Favorite sex position?

Usually missionary with my legs over their shoulders and/or one of their hands around my throat. 

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

Submissive, all the way.

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

Yes!

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

Honestly? Floor.

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Hell yeeeeeee

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Never!

11: What does your favorite sexy underwear look like?

They’re black & lacy, they make my ass look like the goddamn gift it is.

12: How often do you have sex?

That always varies.

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

Duhhhhh 

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Imma say both.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

Omfg. So, my last boyfriend and I were about to fuck. It was literally ABOUT TO HAPPEN, condom on & everything. He pauses and kind of moves my hips to the side a bit. He looks at me & says, “Okay, I don’t want you to be embarrassed.” I was like FUCK MY PERIOD IS STILL HAPPENING AND I BLED ON MY BED. Lmfaoooo it turns out there was a clump of brown embroidery floss under me from a project I had been working on. He didn’t have his glasses on sooooo he thought it was something else hahahaha 

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

Honestly I don’t even pay attention 

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

Anything by HONNE. Try it. You’ll thank me. 

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

Sure!

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

Shower. Bath sounds messy.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

Honestly? An ex from two years ago.

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

I haven’t! I just talked about a possible one yesterday, though.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

I have, and I’d do it again!

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

Lmfao always

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

Probably not.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

Nothing particular that I do every single time, no. Well, no, I usually text @kennnybell about it lmfao

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

A firm hand around my throat.

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

Why not both?

28: Favorite body part on the opposite sex?

Hands, usually.

29: Favorite body part on the same sex?

Waist/hips!

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

I don’t really have anything like that tbh

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

Once, I had a guy cum all over my chest and then slurp it all off of me.

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Yeah! It was okay lol

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

If you’re in a committed relationship and you’re on birth control & both of you are clean, sure. Just be careful still. 

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Lmfao Velveeta cheese idk

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

While I’m on air lol

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

god, yeah.

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

Well, if it starts to impact the rest of your life, that’s probably too much lol

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

Honestly I take it as a huge compliment that no one lasts very long in doggy style with me, because my ass is so fucking nice.

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

Looking at memes and then making out

40: What do you wear to bed?

Usually a sports bra and panties

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

Omg I was in elementary school I think

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

Not really tbh

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

It’s been over a year! I need that in my life again!

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

Hell yee, I live for that shit.

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

I wouldn’t rule it out completely.

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

A back massager lmfao

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Eh I have before, it’s okay

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

I do! It’s cool to be 100% focused on one person.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

Oh god, just take me now.

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

I kind of want to tbh, for selfish reasons.

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

ANYTHING WITH SUGAR IN YOUR VAGINA. NO GO.

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Prostitute, no doubt.

53: Do you watch porn?

Yes even though I know it’s bad :/ 

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Yeeeee, mostly because I like to fuck in places I’m not allowed to.

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

Not really 

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

Not really!

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Hell yeah lmao why not

58: Booty or Boobs?

Boobs, probably

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

No.

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

Mostly make more money and have more respect/power

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

Yais 

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

I don’t think so

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

All tha time

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitoral, prostate)

Clitoral, my dude

65. What is your bra/penis size?

36DD I think?

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

The dick of my ex’s roommate

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

The other day

68. When was the last time you had sex?

god it’s been about a month

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

The other day

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

Yeah! I don’t remember that shit tho

71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

My neccckkkkk

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

My pussy/??????????

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

No :/

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

Probably

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

A couple nights ago

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

Fuck I don’t remember 

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

Absolutely lmao

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

Absolutely dude

80. Favorite sexual position?

We’ve already talked about this

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

Eh it’s ok

82. Are you into any BDSM?

A little!

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

OH yeah, several different people.

84. Do you like dirty talk?

To an extent.

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

I can be loud during sex, but I don’t say shit when I masturbate.

86. Have you ever been inturrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

I have during sex! My aunt called one time and I answered it while he was still in there lol

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Ugh I don’t know

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

Yais

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

Yes, I have lol

No I don’t talk to them

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

Yes I have! You have to do it right though