#okay I'm done for real

[misc-obeyme]

while ya'll are making old man yaoi based on solo vs luci

im out there

making om whump of Barb & Mammon-

🙏🙏🙏🙏 sorry i love whump i want to see my guy torture someone lol

OKAY.

Listen, I'm not really a huge whump person, but Barbatos and Mammon are my other favorite crackship a;lsdaflk;fdklj

I lost my whole MIND when they were paired up, too.

And like Barbatos is old and I guess technically Mammon is, too, but Mammon doesn't act old, so yeah no old man yaoi here just my brain running away with me as usual.

I just think they've got such an interesting dynamic because they are total opposites like that. I'm just imagining Barbatos having to constantly go after Mammon for stealing stuff from the vaults, but he's secretly letting Mammon do it. Maybe it starts with him letting Mammon get away with it because he's just being nice... like aww let him score a win for once, even though Barb will just confiscate whatever he steals anyway. But then he's like I enjoy the chase and he keeps doing it and eventually Mammon figures it out and and and-

Okay okay sorry I'm getting carried away lol.

I'm assuming you're thinking more like Barbatos catches Mammon stealing and drags him away to the torture chamber for real~

Cue all kinds of torture devices and demonic shenanigans... does it deter Mammon from stealing again? Nope, probably not lol.

[babycatlix]

it’s nice to see all the anxiety riddled users coming out of the woodwork over this. like... we know how scary things can be, but if we’re brave enough to request something, you can bet your ass that we’re gonna reblog it when the cc posts it. 

and i have the same reaction as someone who put as a tag, that their heart goes “!!!!!” when someone completes a request or tags them in something. it’s exciting! someone thought of you and made this thing for you! when ppl tag me in things they’ve created for me; requested or not, i am rolling around on my bed, kicking my feet and hugging a pillow, bc thank you for thinking of me and thank you for making something so amazing from my shitty description.

if you have anxiety over reblogging things that you asked for, maybe you shouldn’t be making requests and maybe tumblr isn’t the site for you. 

[nautilusopus]

tony stark are you fucking kidding me

[ilybigman]

i forgot to post this tumblrheads i'm so sorry. ANYWAY. TWO HATS PAGE. THEYMAKE ME SO SO SICK

(once again, appreciated if u don't tag as ship!)

[alien-bluez]

errrrmmm cheesed to meet you?

[thelassoway]

Ted Lasso S02E02 Lavender || Ted Lasso S03E06 Sunflowers

[hrokkall]

TERMINUS

[ozuzo]

For babylotuseater! 🍉

[laylakeating]

#ej caswell: relationship guru (?)

[nyuheartbreak]

hi i normally don't talk or interact with posts much because im shy BUT

first of all thank you all for the recent support on my art, genuinely means a lot to me

second of all (and something more funnier)

the recent surge of fake posts (basically the isat universe found access to tumblr) are so funny to me, because yes the existence of tumblr is VERY funny but PLEASE CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING

imagine, the party is in the house

then maybe mirabelle goes like "haha sorry guys give me a second" AND PULLS A BLINDING IPHONE 13 PRO MAX

[drawthething]

I'm like probably maybe in prom mood or shipping mood or maybe my brain never left Tinimmy Week at all HELPPP-

Anyway it's themmmmmm~

[keeps-ache]

blood of the covenant

[nautilusopus]

AND ALSO WHILE WE'RE HERE, HE'S NOT A FROG. THOSE ARE CLEARLY GULAR SACS LIKE HOW YOU SEE ON BIRDS. YOU KNOW THE THINGS THAT FAMOUSLY COPY NOISES YOU MAKE

[jaspxr]

'Hey there, buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal.... I don't mean to be rude, but the straight narrative is wearing thin with every interaction you have with me...'

[alien-bluez]

errrrmmm cheesed to meet you?

[nekrophoria]

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