#old man wheaton has had enough of your bullshit

[wilwheaton]

stay awhile, and listen.

So I created some stuff and posted it to my account.

And someone reblogged that post.

And in their reblog, they accused me of stealing the thing I made, because I didn’t credit the original poster.

Motherfucker, I AM THE ORIGINAL POSTER. Remind me who the fuck you are, again?

My brothers and sisters in Christ. I’ve been on this hellsite longer than you’ve been able to stand up on your own. I’ve survived so many porn purges, I can’t even remember them all. You think you complain about mobile? Get in line, you sweet, summer child. I was here when boost only was a drink for old people who didn’t like ensure, blaze didn’t exist, and nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. I’m on my second fork of Xkit, and my Tumblr Savior list has more entries on it than your entire blog. I was shitposting before you were shitting in your diapers. You’re goddamn right I post screenshots because I’ve been here long enough to know how useless the search function is, and frankly I don’t give a flying fuck what you think about that.

So don’t come at me with your personal Tumblr rules and demand I follow them. Respect your elders, you goddamn zygotes.

Thank you for your kind attention. Please sign the guestbook on your way  out.