#old man/h18

[reallivewire]

Thorn: why did I just witness my forty-one year old younger brother try and fail to bottle flip a carton of milk

Giant: excuse me

Old Man: what the fuck

Thorn: (photo of Ghost laying flat on his back in a large puddle of milk in the middle of the health food aisle)

Giant: wh

Old Man: ...

Thorn: he's been like this for twenty minutes

Thorn: he's crying

[ask-mmitmom]

(If bitches really can't stop fantasising about "fucking that old man," then why do they always run away whenever I leave the sewer? Is it the rot? Are they scared of the rot? Or could it be that being strangled to death is not as sexy or as enjoyable as they all make it sound? I am a sixty-five year old virgin and none of you are making this any easier.)

[preyatnight]

day 3 of me being old man yells at cloud over michael’s supposed motivations in hkills:

in the final version of h18 the film, what’s going on in his head at any given time is left to speculation. but in the officially released companion novel…

not so much. not only was michael well aware of where sartain wanted to take him from the beginning, but quite possibly orchestrated the whole thing himself? it was his purpose, one that he made promises to achieve, and he only disposes of sartain once he’s close enough to grasping it that he can do the rest himself.

an alternative reading would be that his promises about laurie strode were manipulation, a play on the doctor’s obsession to ensure escape. his purpose that sartain is serving, then, would be the simple need to kill.

either makes more sense for the character we see in h78 and h18 than “noooooo he just wants to look out the window leave him aloooooone”

[blood-red-diary]

Sup, I would like some general headcanons for Micheal Myers and Jason Voorhees, whichever ones you want to share is all good. Happy to see new writers on tumblr!

Thank you for the welcome and for my first request! Here we go~

Michael Myers

◇ Contrary to popular opinion, Michael is a generally hygienic man. He was institutionalized for most of his life and whether he likes it or not, that instilled a certain sense of routine in him. Including personal hygiene. No matter where he is he tries to have regular access to a place to shower. Frequents large overnight gas stations/truck stops with public showers.

◇ Has a sense of humor, in his own way. Especially when he's younger. He's not very in touch with his emotions but there's an almost comedic curiosity and playfulness to some of his kills. Dressing up as a ghost in glasses to taunt a victim? Waiting for the perfect comedic timing to kill the woman on the phone talking about him in h18? Yeah, he's got a sense of humor.

◇ Assuming Michael doesn't get caught after his first escape, he can and has held an under the table job before. Like I said, he's used to a certain routine and while he's more than willing live rough, he enjoys his creature comforts as much as the next. (Deeply funny to imagine him just being a dude. Just a guy, you know)

◇ Kills the most around Halloween for a variety of reasons but the rest of the year the killing slows down greatly. Especially as he gets older. Can go weeks or months without having any desire to kill someone off.

Jason Voorhees

◇ He knows how to read and write. Folks assume he has a learning disability because of his facial deformity. He doesn't. Pamela did a good job teaching him the basics before he drowned. Once revived he continued learning in his free time. He often steals books and manuals from trespassers.

◇ Jason didn't know ASL for years and only began to learn by chance after stealing a book about it from a victim. As such, his sign can be a little stilted or inaccurate since he's never seen some of the movements done in person and the diagrams weren't always clear

◇ Becomes a seasoned outdoorsman in his own time. At first he simply survives mostly because he can't die but eventually he learns how to truly thrive in the wilderness. Even eventually fixes up his old cabin into something almost enviable

◇ Jason really likes bears. Especially mama bears. It's embarrassing but he's made the mistake of getting too close to one in awe. That was a rough lesson.

[reallivewire]

Been thinking about mmitmom dbd lobby idle animations.

Grim: Stands still, unfazed and uncaring, all too used to - and frankly, all too happy - being here in this awful, fucked-up situation. Does not move nor break his line of sight, ever. Huge, ugly, silent bastard. We know this, and we love him for it (unless you're esteemed tumblr user riphimopen).

Thorn: Constantly clenches and unclenches the fist not holding the surgical machete. Clutches his right wrist every now and then in apparent pain or agitation before shaking it out. Occasionally stands up straighter to glare directly at the player before slouching just slightly and looking irritably away. Definitely the most visibly upset, but whatever he's actually the most angry about is not entirely clear.

Ghost: Head constantly twitches. It falls off every now and then and he has to put it back on. Rocks back and forth often. Occasionally holds either the bottle opener, the knife, or the broken flagpole up to stare blankly at it. Gives off the impression he's not quite all there, except for rare but not at all brief moments of lucidity, in which he stares directly at the player for a full sixty seconds uninterrupted... and then immediately sneezes his head off again.

Giant: Looks around every now and then. Occasionally turns to the side to hide his face from the player when lifting his mask to tug at his hair. Often folds and unfolds his arms, then readjusts his grip on the fire axe, giving it a few practice swings. Seems to be the most on edge.

Old Man: Does a full-bodied sigh every few minutes. Occasionally holds his left hand up level with his eyes and slowly flexes all three fingers, then readjusts his grip on the halligan bar, slapping the hooked/spiked end in his left palm before settling. Rolls his shoulders back and cricks his neck every now and then, briefly makes eye contact with the player, then glances away in what could almost be resignation. Definitely the most weary, though arguably the most vicious when actively in the midst of a trial.

Creature: Constantly twisting his neck left, right, and occasionally one hundred and eighty degrees to look around. Lifts his head and bares his teeth every now and then. Occasionally paws at the ground and sharpens his nails on a stone. Sits somewhere in the uncanny valley due to his more animalistic nature clashing with what is clearly still a human mind... more or less.

Socks: Puts his left pointer finger through his mask's left eye hole to scratch his nose every now and then. Regularly tests the taser by clicking it on, poking at it, and accidentally shocking himself. Occasionally takes out the bag of wonderbread and waves it around like one would twirl a sword. Lifting his arms leads him to sniff his armpit and he recoils, shaking his head in disgust and embarrassment. He's... enthusiastic about being here, at the very least.

[ask-mmitmom]

What the hell was Old Man doing in the sewer for four years?!

(Sleeping and masturbating, mostly.)

[ask-mmitmom]

Dammerung boys get stuck in one place for a while. Giant calls Thorn down to the local Home Depot he has managed to secure a job at, begging Thorn to help him deal with an outrageously angry man trying to return a lawnmower. Thorn asks Ghost if he wants to come with but Ghost has his head stuck in the toilet and will be indisposed for at least an hour. Thorn finally gets down to the Home Depot and the outrageously angry customer turns out to be Old Man, who has become their adopted father/grandfather for purely legal reasons. None of them are happy about this. Thorn and Old Man proceed to have a telepathic screaming match in front of the whole store while Giant hides off to the side and hopes he doesn't get fired. The argument only ends when Ghost crashes into the store front with the police car he hijacked on the way to steal fruit gummies from the local brand chain supermarket that rejected his job application on sight. The void decides its had enough of watching these four idiots embarrassing themselves for however long they've been there and picks them up, moves them to another part of the multiverse, and dumps them in the middle of the Whittier California landfill.

[ask-mmitmom]

{Webcam selfie!!}

[Where did you learn those words, Ghost?]

(From the computer, I imagine.)

<Everyone get the fuck out of the way I have just been informed of something called a "porn hub.">

[ask-mmitmom]

How can any of you bitches drive???

<The very man who said I couldn't taught me how to, believe it or not.>

{Mikey see, Mikey do... Mikey drives into a ditch a few times before he gets the hang of it.}

[Don't tell the apparition of my dead mother, but I already had a few goes driving a couple of cars and trucks and things before I was institutionalised.]

(I just knew.)

[ask-mmitmom]

<What the fuck is this.>

{dgkdyksgkdkbdgegjzkgjeykdgksyigfs}

[I hate computers.]

(Sewers near me. Bed bath and. Body work. Chiropractor. Men tits. Cock.)

[ask-mmitmom]

Ghost technically you can use your head as a fleshlight also how do you guys feel if I call you all Audrey

{I'M WELL AWARE OF THAT, THANKS.}

<My middle name starts with an M, actually. So go ahead, have a little fun before I kill you. Why not?>

{Anyone else? Fine. You yourself, though? I'm beating you to death with my own detachable head.}

[It's metal enough... better than being called faggot, I guess.]

(Calling us all Audrey would get pretty confusing pretty soon, don't you think?)

[ask-mmitmom]

(I log on. I see Giant asking how much NyQuil it takes for one to shit the bed at night. I log off and hope the evil within won't prevent the memory loss that comes with old age.)

[ask-mmitmom]

What would ur barbie dolls look like lol

<I heard a little movie called Toy Story is coming out in just seven days. Did a little stalking around and found some of the more monstrous creations... perhaps something like that.>

{Headless.}

[I don't need a Barbie doll. I am the Barbie doll.]

(I prefer the Ken dolls, personally.)

[ask-mmitmom]

Hi.

{Hi? Goodbye.}

(Hi... hello.)

[reallivewire]

Breakfast

Thorn: cereal straight from the box. there are road spikes in it for some reason

Ghost: handful of dirt

Giant: loaf of bread. does not remove the packaging

Old Man: baby jesus so tender and mild

[reallivewire]

A human hand extends out of a toilet! What do you do?

A. Scream and run (Socks)

B. Close the lid without a word (Old Man)

C. Shake hands with it (Ghost)

D. Walk away and pretend to never have seen it (Giant)

E. Blow up the fucking toilet (Thorn)

F. Sit (Grim)