#omg i forgot to tag it at all. oops. fixd

[tgcg]

playin around aka karkat doesnt know how to carry people instead of dragging them round like a corpse

TG: man you suck at this

TG: im the most unelevated dude in history right now

CG: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR ENTIRE TORSO EXTENDS LIKE A FUCKING MEOWBEAST AT THE SOFTEST HINT OF UPHEAVAL!

TG: a real bro would accept my faults litheness and all

TG: not my fault im agile like a goddamn ballerina

TG: if lil newton got a load of this situation pre-apple exposure he wouldnt have needed that tree is all im sayin

CG: IF YOUR SPHINCTER OF A MOUTH WOULD STAY SHUT FOR MORE THAN A HALF-SECOND MAYBE MY BELEAGUERED FUCKING FRAME WOULDN'T FEEL SO INSANELY INUNDATED WITH THE WEIGHT OF YOUR BULLSHIT.

===

TG: you gotta lift with your legs karkat

CG: HRAGHAJGRHRGJRHRRR.

TG: listen man your poise is all wrong

CG: LET ME FOCUS!!!

TG: the smokey bear of workplace safety would be losing his shit at your posture

CG: NO. NO. I GOT THIS.

TG: i guess if i really really wanted to look at the ceiling this would be cool

===

TG: oh shit

CG: HYAAAAAAAG

===

TG:

CG:

TG:

CG:

TG: pfffffhahahahaha

CG: PFFFF.