#omg mr chihuahua is gonna become his name huh

[modernday-jay]

My friend's mom only buys a certain brand of chicken and prepares it a special way for her chihuahua. My friend jokes that the dog eats better than her. That's Allen with Mr Chihuahua I bet (Alfred gets a peanut butter sandwich on stale bread)

oh mr chihuahua eats WELL, like those gourmet dog bowls with quail eggs and spirulina powder and all that jazz. he makes them every day! and i promise allen also feeds alfred well too hehe