#once again pip's big fat crush is showing he's horrified by it he's like i have to change

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#sorry i use all my power to stop pip from commenting and i succeed like 50 percent of the time however

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Why are the Moreys all so hot 🥵 and yet their family is pure disaster. The deals we make with the devil

as a gay person let me tell u this is just how hotness works we enter into a contract at birth and are granted immeasurable power sometimes a few eggs get broken on our quest for greatness but is the sacrifice worth it?

u

tell

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2 notes - Posted March 27, 2022

#4

I RATE NEW YEAR’S KISSES

based on my own arbitrary standards! That’s right, cozies, it’s the new year and I’ve been gathering THE hottest gossip to fire up our January. And you know who else was in the business of melting hearts? These sexy singles...soon to be... not singles??? 

I will be judging these kisses based on 1. if i saw it coming 2. if this couple has a future and 3. if it’s movie-material!!! 

1. DOT AND MIM. 

SCREAMMMMMMMMMM I love baby gays!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gotta say, we all thought Mim had a thing for Ferb, right? So this was big GASP, though on Dot’s side, it had to be a long time coming. That’s like, the only person she talks to in school! For potential slow burn points, plus EEK secondary cuteness, I’m giving this kiss an 8/10. I hope I see dates to Chippamunka’s in your future! 

2. NICK AND VIXEY

This is a total what the fuck moment. 

For one thing, I have no idea who this Nick person is, just that he has a seriel killer van I do not trust! Where was Tiana? Where was Jun? Where was Al? Why did they not stop this from happening? Look, he’s hot, but good enough for Vixey? I highly doubt that, and consideirng he basically PEACED right after? You do not ding dong ditch my precious Chakraborty! Be gone, foul Wilde! 

2/10

3. PHINEAS AND LAURETTE

Yawn. Should I go on? I mean, it does give me some Netflix series original potential, very nerd guy meets popular girl trope, but I also called this a while ago. He’s been flirting with Laurette for months on Tinder. At least he finally made a move? And ofc Laurette can do better, and she will, when she dumps Phineas in three months time, max. 

5/10 

4. ISAAC AND SEAMUS 

............................ 

Really did not know what to do with this one. Fear the DILF anon will soon strike. Had no idea where this one came from. It was pretty tame all things considered, so maybe it was like kissing your grandpa? 

I regret saying that. ANYWAY you know! The Moreys deserve nice things! So normally I wouldn’t hate this but unfortunately... Isaac was not the only person Seamus kissed that night?! So um, this is a 1/10 for me. I’m uncomfortable. 

5. NICK AND SEAMUS

Meanwhile to piggy back on my NICK WILDE SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED campaign-- what is this????????? 

Now this was NOT a friendly greet your grandpa kiss, this was a solid. Kiss, kiss. I got sooooo many tips about this kiss and how that type of heat implies there’s CHEMISTRY and HISTORY. Maybe Nick knows Seamus? Maybe Nick came to Swynlake FOR Seamus? I’m intrigued, and the drama is real, so the points are def higher-- but I still don’t like you Nick. 

6/10

5. MEI AND EDRIC

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Now this makes TOTAL sense! They’ve been flirting for a little bit and I’ve been keeping my eyes peeled. After all, I think we all agree that Mei deserves a little love, and Edric-- a bit of a bad boy, bit of a player-- is certainly her type. I don’t necessarily ship this to the ends of the earth, but some fun dating times is certainly in the cards for these two! 7/10

6. MARTIN AND REN.

YASSSSS ending on a real high note with this one!!!! Martin, my darling, I knew you had it in you, you sexy scholar sorcerer! Ren and Martin have been dancing around each other for a while, so this was bound to happen. I’m glad Martin got over his lil case of shyness and took the dive! This will not be the last we see of these two, mark my words. Do I smell otp...? 

9/10

2 notes - Posted January 8, 2022

#3

Can Herc and Phil take ME on a date

instantly a big fan of this concept and so, using the survey, i will now present herc and phil with some awesome threesome options ;)

Aurora. She's already friends with Phil, so why not get friendly in the bedroom?

Dipper. Herc is Terence Squared. And Phil can probably teach him a few things ;)

Jessica. OOOO Now this one just oozes sex appeal! Not sure anyone would survive that trio ;)

3 notes - Posted January 27, 2022

#2

AND THE RESULTS ARE IN...

I’ve tallied the results from the Swynlake Date Compatibility Survey, and I want to give all y’all LOVEBIRDS time to connect before the big V-Day next month! After all, it can be soooo stressful to have a first date on Valentine’s! So why not get a head start? Do with this info w/e u want, though I hope you reach out and see if sparks fly beyond the data! 

EILONWY AND TANYA

ASHLEE AND ASHLEY

MIM AND ARIEL

AMITY AND RILEY

IAN AND DALE

GEM AND MARY

ELLI AND ISABELA

MERIDA AND TIGG

CHIP AND HOLLEY

DIPPER AND MIRABEL

AURORA AND SEBASTIAN

LO AND JESS

HERCULES AND PHIL KNIGHTLEY

NICK AND TING TING

ELENA AND SNOW

JUN AND ANNIE

AL AND VIXEY

THISTLE AND BRUCE

ur welcome~! 

EDIT: Tony and Laurette has been removed from this post by request :)

4 notes - Posted January 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Who needs the Kardashian sisters when we have the Morey brothers. Next public family feud…the Madrigals?

HA lol. I mean would I like to see it? Yes. Do I think its likely?

Let's take stock. We have girl-next-door Dolores Madrigal who JUST started teaching at the secondary and has already made a name for herself as a beloved teacher.

We have Isa Madrigal, one of Swynlake's IT girls... in the making? Depends who you ask. She might not be here as long as Marie Bonfamille or have the Swynlake native roots as Alana, but those Insta numbers don't lie honey! She's giving untouchable!

Plus fun-loving flamboyant Pepa? Sure she COULD start a scene, but it would be deserved!

Camilo, light of my life, is playful but never malicious! Antonio is 12! (JK, but the point is Baby, he is Baby.)

Luisa?????? You want to come for Luisa??????

Yeah I just don't see this happening

EDIT: lmfao i forgot mirabel!!!!!! its bc she is simply too boring to do anything gossip-worthy ever!

6 notes - Posted January 17, 2022

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