#oneballedcarl

[widefiveaaron]

Go check out my #beardedbrother @carl_bland3 for these cute #splitbeetle shirts. Carl sold his left testicle to get his dream car '50 Standard Split Beetle. Now he's unable to prostitute himself out to pay for the restoration. I guess chicks are weird about getting railed by a one balled dude. #whoknew So, buy a shirt and be a small part of helping to get this old doodle bug back on the road. #whatdidyourbearddotoday #makefriendsnotfans #oneballedcarl #alltesticlesmatter #carldriveshisshit #yourvanagonsucks #showmeyourboobs (at Wide Five, LLC)