#or at least go in in explorer mode and spawn fake mobs

[zylphiacrowley]

Not me running dungeons for the sole purpose of grabbing dialogue for drafting. OTL

[lamphaunter]

oh this is fun

DNI if you:

stripmine

are bad at caving

wear maxed out armor 24/7, even when you are visiting someone 

speedrun getting netherite or speedrun progressing through mc mods

make iron farms for the iron (and not for the sake of fun redstone bullshittery)

don’t place saplings down after cutting a tree, don’t get rid of every log in a tree so it dissolves on its own

join an SMP only to make your base 1000+ blocks from spawn or anyone else’s base

get greedy and steal a lot but also if you think people should never steal in MC (there is a healthy balance, where you steal like, one diamond from 10 people, and BOOM 10 diamonds and nobody went completely broke bc you were too lazy to visit multiple bases or go mining)

don’t fight mobs with your dogs

farm mobs in a 2x2 pit in the ground. its ugly!!!

main swords in survival mode

build temporary shacks with chests while you make your late-game mega-base and then immediately move onto some mega -build for your base when its done with no in bewteen. 

If you do the above you are probably also the bitch who fucking:

gets so hyperfocused on making their uber base that they build it on top of a fucking river or some shit and it looks awkward as hell but you NEVER FUCKING TERRAFORM IT TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD. And then you expect me to think its a good build? its a pretty build? no, you’ve ruined the immersion. you made the house look fake.

Looting every fucking desert temple and sunken ship in the area during the first week by yourself while on an SMP. at the very least take someone else with you to explore and loot. this is not a single player game!!!

fuck it, minecraft themed DNI list

DNI if you: use netherite, can build good-looking bases, don't use keepinventory, play on hardcore, exclusively play java edition, have never played with friends, use enchanting tables, don't repair armor, have never played on legacy consoles (xbox 360, wii u, etc.), kill sheep for wool, kill horses for leather, kill rabbits, kill wolves, have never died to your own hubris, have beaten the game, own a riptide trident, or own a realms server