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amplexadversary · 2 years

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trying to think of the cruelest way to insult a certain phenotypical feature in humans that would get my health insurance to pay for a cosmetic procedure.

I’m leaning toward “the single dullest obfuscation of human diversity that our genome continues to perpetuate”

I’m hoping that take inspires horrible enough cognitive dissonance to get someone to just *approve* a request for something that’s teeeeeeeeechnically experimental.

I mean, it’s healthcare so I know just asking isn’t going to work. I have however noticed that medical professionals seem to be much better at getting things to happen if I tuck in one really fucked up statement among otherwise polite and friendly conversation.

#ignore morg #morg vagueposts #that or buttering up their ego by calling another department incompetent seems to work wonders #or just concern trolling the hell out of them and targeting the AMA #I mean saying goodness are your ER staff getting ANY sleep? They may as well be coming in drunk! is TECHNICALLY TRUE AND FACTUAL #And I think most of them KNOW IT #I'm waiting for covid to calm down a little more first but I also have one in the barrel about skin cancer #can't wait to try that one out

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