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poppyholdingseal · 4 months

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But is Sauron trying to look more like an elf (more like CELEBORN??) to appeal to Galadriel since Halbrand worked so well on her, why not Blonde Elf Man?

#yes he is #it’s like the dating playbook #be more like the person you’re trying to attract #except Halbrand isn’t listening to MCR cause he heard Galadriel likes emo music #or taking up basketball cause Gal likes the Lakers #he started going to the same colourist as hers and buying the same conditioner #bless his desperate little soul #haladriel #saurondriel #Halbrand #annatar #galadriel

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