#orteil i fucking love you

[skelingtonsderek]

Chapter 36: Raylan's Own Cookie Clicker Purgatory Involves A Significantly Larger Volume Of Spit Than Developer Julien "Orteil" Thiennot Likely Intended The Game To Have

Summary: "I fucking love you so much, my precious thing." Raylan bends over to give him a big, loud smooch on his giant shiny forehead before bouncing off the bed. "You!" Raylan declares, wheeling around to point at Boyd where he’s still chained to the bed, mouth swollen and red, eyes glazed, cock hard with his pajamas tangled around his shins. "Are so sweet for me. I’m gonna put you in a comfy outfit today and grill you up a rack of ribs for supper."

[bufordtannen]

I posted 12,509 times in 2021

94 posts created (1%)

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For every post I created, I reblogged 132.1 posts.

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Broke the news of Prince Philip’s death to one of my discord servers

13 notes • Posted 2021-04-09 18:28:55 GMT

#4

If you weren't all cowards, the big ship from the Lorax would have been Oncler x Lorax

14 notes • Posted 2021-07-19 05:41:33 GMT

#3

Trans rights CAH

16 notes • Posted 2021-04-26 07:18:18 GMT

#2

Why am I not allowed to be nice to Levi 😭😭😭😭

20 notes • Posted 2021-08-04 06:44:37 GMT

#1

You know what? Fuck you *uncondenses your milk*

60 notes • Posted 2021-07-07 20:12:09 GMT

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