#other than my cousin cara who also loves mayonnaise

[frances-baby-houseman]

WAIT the funniest thing happened to me yesterday at the pony party!!

During the first summer of covid, a lot of restaurants that were closed were like, please buy our merch help us make a tiny tiny bit of money and this one restaurant called Turkey and the Wolf in New Orleans had a shirt that had a river boat filled with jars of Duke's mayonnaise. I actually bought this shirt last year bc it was constantly selling out but the point is that is why I bought a shirt from a restaurant I had never been to. I like duke's mayonnaise and I was really into novelty clothing items last summer.

So yesterday I was wearing my shirt at the pony party and one of the dads was like, OH MY GOD YOUR SHIRT CAN I TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR SHIRT? and I was like, what? and he said he'd just been to a bachelor party in New Orleans (first of all why are all these 40 something men still going on bachelor parties! adam just went on one too!) and that my shirt was from the best restaurant they ate in. And I was like, wow I've heard good things about this restaurant but I've never actually been, I bought it online bc I liked the boat full of mayonnaise! And he took a picture of me in my shirt to send his brother, who bought their cookbook, and my friend Holli was like, WOW YOU REALLY LIKE MAYONNAISE! And I really do! I REALLY DO!

Anyway I this is the image on the back of my shirt, but mine is short sleeved. I wish I'd gotten the long sleeved one bc of the large jars of mayo on the sleeves but it's CONSTANTLY Sold out and the short sleeved one was a limited run. Mayo Queen!!