#other than the keyboard smashes those are transcribed exactly from our dms

[shions-songbirds]

BNHA Ships as Things Me and My Friend Have Sent Each Other

Our conversations are... weird sometimes

Bakudeku: “ I’m always left gushing after I’ve talked with you on the phone bc I’m a soft loser “ “HEY ThatSVNOT TRUE Youre MY SOFT LOSER GET IT RIGHT”

Todobaku: (it’s kind of cheating but I don’t care)  “Pro hero Katsuki coming home at midnight after duty and he just sees Shouto sobbing in the corner because he burnt ice” but bc that’s cheating also “what shitty jokes do you know?” “The only shitty joke I know is you” “I OKAY” “YOU SHOULD’VE EXPECTED THAT” “YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO SURPRISE ME I’M GETTING UP TO GET A PENCIL AND YOU JUST KILL ME ON SIGHT” “Sometimes I gotta wreck you in a different way”

Monoshin: “I AM NOT PEOPLE I AM SATAN” “THEN I GUESS SATAN’S THE CUTEST BITCH I’VE EVER MET”

Tododeku: “[sends a picture of themselves in an owl onesie]” “I LITERALLY SQUEAKED IM HDSJDJDAYAJD HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT YOURE SO CUTE THERES LITERALLY TEARS IN MY EYES I”

Kirideku: “ Someone: says one moderately mean thing to me Me: spends the next hour trying not to cry” “NO REPEAT AFTER ME I'M SEXY AND MY MEAT IS HUGE”

Bakukami: “Mr Krabs out here wildin. Throwing it back for a real rich bitch His stripper name is Juicy K” “I hate you so much”

Kirikami: “My cat clawed my leg and made swallow down a v large piece of pancake, wow Been a long time since I had something that thick down my throat” “SDFGHJHGFD DFGHJHGFDFYHJKJHG” “Forgot how hard it is to swallow around that but it works JDJSJD” “SDFGHJKJHGFDFG I AM IN A SILENT HALLWAY DON’T DO THIS TO ME” “Thick syrup burning my throat reminds me of the times I had in the big city”

Izuocha: “Not to be nsfw on main but like footies  [attached picture of a very happy kitten with her foot being held]” “I’M CRYING LOOK AT HER HER LITTLE FEETS ;w;”

Tokoyama: Literally just my friend pinning all of the shitty, soft poetry I’ve sent them plus the comp of all my edgy stuff from when I was like, 12