#palpatine is barely a match for anakin’s canonical obi-wan obsession

[mmelolabelle]

Palpatine v sith!Obi-Wan will always end in ol’ Sheev getting his shit wrecked, not because sith!Obi-Wan would be necessarily smarter, more powerful in the force, a better fighter w/e than Palpatine (he probably wouldn’t be) but because unlike canon!Obi, any dark or evil version of Obi-Wan would have zero compunction about actively using the frankly insane levels of emotional, mental and spiritual influence Obi-Wan “all he’ll see is me” Kenobi has over Anakin Skywalker.

All of Obi-Wan’s canonical manipulative bastardness, his and Anakin’s legit mystical bond + codependence, Anakin’s deep seated insecurities, need for love and approval and obsessive tendencies, and an Obi-Wan with no ethical or moral hangups?

Nah mate Palps is getting the business end of Youngling Slayer 9000 in 3-5 working days.

(sooner if Obi-Wan puts out)

[momskitchen2]

Mount Etna & The Legend of King Arthur

From the travellers of The Grand Tour, which always concluded in Taormina and resulted in many of those tourists choosing to relocate there to Thomas à Becket who in the middle ages after being exiled to France found refuge at the court of King William II of Sicily.