#papa louie is kind of an unsavory individual

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Papa Louie Memes Again (swear warnings!)

(I missed making these! And I head off to my college dorms in like two weeks lol, I can’t believe I started this blog as a high school freshman and kept it going this long)

I can’t decide if I like the one with Utah and Papa or the one with the Pancakeria gang more

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The Papa’s Pizzeria intro in a nutshell

Thank you @maznanangy for the gif of Papa Louie dancing! You’re the best

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The Papa Louie Closer by NIN Edit (huge swear warning)

@maznanangy Imagine this video being the only evidence that humans existed (also I apologize in advance for the papa yas clip)

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That one Nagito edit, but it’s Papa Louie

This is my very first edit so it’s real choppy and weird, but here’s my contribution to the danganronpa and the Papa Louie fandoms

@maznanangy @amii @good-svibes-69 @freezeriafan @ccwastaken @papas-cheeseria-gay @acsrandomstuff @thequimmqueen @noureverselol @anyone-else-i-forgot witness my magnum opus

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Papa Louie after tricking yet another set of workers into running another part of his global restaurant chain:

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Random Papa Louie HCs (3)

Lisa finds it very hard to run without listening to music. She’s not picky about what she listens to, so she can basically listen to anything. During marathons or races where earbuds and phones aren’t allowed, she’ll try singing songs in her head or humming. Connor sometimes stands in the crowds with a boom box blasting music to help her run better. This has gotten him kicked out of some races, but he doesn’t care, he loves supporting his best friend.

Since Allan visits Roy and Joy so much in their pizza restaurant, Roy decided to put a 1960s jukebox in the dining area. Allan absolutely loves it and will bust every move possible in the dining room. Most of the other customers find it entertaining, but he once accidentally dance kicked a slice of pizza out of Taylor’s hand.

Doan is terrified of clowns, meaning that he will cry if Sprinks ever comes into the Pastaria. Luckily for him, Sprinks is more into desserts and finger foods. Utah, Gremmie, and Alberto have promised to help with his fear of clowns, but are so far unsuccessful.

Papa Louie is highly skilled at trickery and deceit. Just about every event leading to the workers finding jobs at his restaurants are all secretly orchestrated by him, from paying off his estranged brother to rob two Onion Town tourists to being the one buying out the dance studio’s space in the mall.

Okalani is the local Calypso Island wine aunt that also manages to be the super strict and cynical aunt. Kahuna is the local Calypso Island cool uncle. While they were sort of rivals when the rest of the Calypso fam (Nevada, Utah, Gremmie, and Alberto) were growing up, they now have a mutual respect for one another.

With the clothes at Calypso being expensive, Nevada preferred to alter her hand-me-downs or sew old blankets and towels into clothes for herself and Utah. This included a really soft blanket, which is one of the very few sweaters she has now that she lives in Whiskview.

Sienna drinks more pumpkin spice lattes and frappuccinos than Prudence and Trishna combined, which is a lot.

Whippa and Mousse’s real names are Whitney and Mordechai, but their sweets-loving parents liked referring to them as their nicknames. Mousse thought his nickname was too complicated to spell as a child, so most of his old assignments have his name as Moose instead.

Most of the Flipline residents are bilingual. The official language in the country is English with most regions of the continent being off of old countries and having the old languages too. For example, Sakura Bay schools require all students Japanese alongside English and many residents speak Japanese around each other. It is the same for places like Portallini, which is many fluent Italian speakers. This allows characters like Koilee and Carlo to be at least able to speak two languages fluently.

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Random Papa Louie HCs(2)

Papa Louie has been kicked out of most of the restaurants that he doesn’t own. His stories change every time he tells them, so no one really knows how and why he has so many restaurant bans.

Hank used to work in multiple cities with security, investigative, or law related jobs. Before moving to Maple Mountain, he was a patrolman in Sakura Bay. His favorite foods and hobbies change according to where he lives.

Allan only watches two movies: Grease and The Outsiders. Kenji and Roy have been trying to get him to expand his horizons more, but he just hisses when they reach for the remote. Therefore, Kenji and Roy pretend to watch the movies but are secretly always watching their own food or reality shows on their phones.

Olivia helped plan Edoardo and Olga’s wedding. With the help of her boyfriend Hacky Zak and her cousin Koilee, the wedding was a success. Despite still being in college and her business still fairly new, she has been close friends with the Romano’s for a long time. While she and Gino are best friends and Edna loves her like a niece, Olivia absolutely despises Carlo (it has something to do with one of her parties, multiple broken windows, a busted speaker, and a can of Purple Burple). Now that Carlo and Koilee are dating, Olivia’s been softer on him.

Cecelia has had four punch bowls either smashed over her head or thrown at her.

Scarlett can play multiple instruments at the exact same time.

Chuck will hit you with a pineapple as means of defense. He might also pick up Taylor and use him as a weapon (Taylor is cool with this because he does the same with Chuck). Either way, it freaking hurts.

Cooper and Prudence are actually violating the FDA’s food code by having Cookie and Pickles near them when they’re cooking. However, the restaurant still hasn’t been stricken with multiple violations. It is rumored that Papa Louie pays off health inspectors.

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Jojo the Food Critic is just Anton Ego from Ratatouille there is no changing my mind

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Cooking Show Related Papa Louie AUs

(I was inspired by @papas-cheeseria-gay ‘s Master Chef AU, so here’s a list of potential AUs revolving around my favorite cooking shows!)

Hell’s Kitchen AU, where the main judge is Papa Louie. His sous chefs are Roy and Joy, who each run the blue and red teams. Lots of drama ensues between Mandi and everyone on her team, but they still miraculously hold up together for services and challenges. The guys get along well, but actually suck at teamwork. When teams win a challenge, their rewards aren’t as nice as advertised, but at least it’s something because Papa is a cheap lying scamming b word. First to go home is Willow, the poor baby is terrible when being screamed at. Final three are Rita (amazing leader and she’s very good under pressure and very hard to break), Alberto (encourages his team, very creative when it comes to cooking challenges), and Matt (always super focused and pays too much attention to detail, helping him catch mistakes and fix them quickly). Rita gets a well deserved win after enduring months of being screamed at by Papa Louie, while everyone else is still majorly freaked out afterward. Koilee and Rudy surprisingly don’t try to fight him because they themselves are also partially traumatized by the whole experience. This show probably gets Papa sued somehow.

Cutthroat Kitchen AU, with Roy, Jojo, and Joy as the judges and Papa as the host. For a twist, Papa let the winning contestants and viewers make up the sabotages. Peggy had to cook on horseback. Marty had to cut and stir food with a guitar. Prudence wins because she’s good at scoping out weaknesses and making up the perfect sabotage for them. Rudy and Mitch make it in the top three, too (Utah originally has Mitch’s spot, but she had to be cut from the show because apparently cooking while underwater is very dangerous without an oxygen tank). Rudy was there because he’s really good at handling money and there’s sort of an obviously edited sibling rivalry on the show between him and Prudence, which raised the ratings a bunch. Roy is always confused and Joy seems to enjoy inconveniencing the contestants a little too much. Jojo is only in this for the money. For some reaosn, Papa doesn’t get sued, but Nevada did fight him in the parking lot after (she won, too, don’t mess with the Calypso fam).

Worst Cooks in America AU, where the customers who can’t cook have to cook for Papa, Quinn, and Rico. The Gameria chefs are there for each challenge as guest chefs. Winner would probably be Guy Mortadello because if I wanna give him a redemption arc, I will. Mindy and Cameo are also in the top. Utah pushes for Nevada to audition, but Nevada was actually a good cook and was invited to be a behind-the-scenes wormer isntead. Quinn roasts everybody way too hard and has made everyone cry at least twice. Rico seems mean, but he actually gives really nice advice and will argue with Quinn after she makes the contestants cry. Timm also works there as a camera man and she just roasts him too, even though they’re married. Dang, Quinn.

Beat Bobby Flay AU, except Bobby Flay is Papa Louie. All the chefs go against him at some point. Koilee would win one episode after challenging him to making traditional soba noodles. Carlo would win a lasagna challenge. Scarlett would beat him in a chicken adobo challenge, too, while Rudy wins with panes rellenos. Lots of the chefs would actually be able to beat him. Scooter and Chuck just want to leave, so they both put in as little effort as possible. I think the judges would just be random civilians from the area the challenger is from.

Feel free to add on or suggest any more!

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I hate puppet dude btw

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can I have some skip headcanons

Papa Louie Skip HCs

-Skip Festin (yeah that’s a ratatouille reference) is a 64 year old construction worker and substitute teacher who lives in Oniontown with his 13 year old foster daughter, Hestia, and his wife, Blanche. He used to coach football at the local high school and still continues to support his former students now playing in the big leagues. He’s most often seen alongside his rat, Pastrami, working alongside the street, happily engaging with his students, cheering at the stadium, or enjoying a nice sundae in the Scooperia.

-He’s a goofy guy who often uses dad jokes or crude humor, but he’s still an encouraging, yet strict guy who always keeps himself level headed (except when he yells at the tv during football). He uses stupid puns with his daughter and it makes her cringe, but she still loves them nonetheless. He and his wife are both huge sports fans and will go all out for tailgating. He’s really just like any other dad character I make hcs for since I absolutely suck at making personalities so many characters are basically the same person really.

-Papa Louie has many “workers” that are tasked to step in if one or both of the workers aren’t able to make it. Skip is one of them, and while Koilee and Carlo are sticklers for punctuality, Koilee often has exams or labs while Carlo never wants to miss a family gig. Along with Radlynn, Whippa, Mousse, and Sarge Fan, they help run the restaurant in either of their absences. He’s Carlo and Koilee’s favorite since he’s so fatherly and amazing (that and the rest of the alternates secretly scare them and Skip was the least likely to kill them in their sleep).

-Hestia had originally found a blind rat in the street and asked Blanche and Skip if they could keep it. Skip was going to say no, but he didn’t want to disappoint her, so he said yes. Fast forward a year later and now he and Pastrami are basically besties that go everywhere together. It’s actually illegal I think to bring a rat into any restaurant, but I think we all already know that Papa has the means and opportunity to bribe health inspectors. If money fails to work, Pastrami can always call upon other rats to tie up health inspectors and keep them in the pantry (for legal reasons, this is a joke, don’t Sue me Disney please)

-He once got so worked up over the Onion Town football team losing and before he knew it, he’d thrown his sundae at the tv and it fell off the freaking wall. Koilee and Carlo were absolutely shocked. I think Sarge Fan even started crying. Now Koilee and Carlo don’t let the sports channel on the tv anymore, they’ll just play anime or Asian dramas or even the Hallmark Channel.

-He likes to keep drawings on the white boards in the classrooms he teaches in. They’re not good drawings, but you can barely make out that it’s Dio or SpongeBob. It’s so heartwarming that the janitor becomes very sad when he has to inevitably erase it.

-He knows a whole bunch about Greek mythology and French media and culture, especially since his daughter’s name is Hestia. His favorite story is the one about Cassandra of Troy, he just likes it since it’s the least gruesome or sad out fo all of them. I mean the city of Troy was destroyed and that’s real sad, but I mean compared to everything else, yeah it’s not too horrible I guess.

-He will chase you with a jack hammer if you insult his rat, his family, students, coworkers, or the Scooperia workers. He’ll especially say “You’ve ratted your last tatouille”. He also has a cement truck and other heavy machinery that he’ll use if you’re a piece of trash.

-He always carries bags of cheese in his pockets for Pastrami or anyone who wants cheese.

-Skip is very squeamish and will faint at the sight of blood. This was pretty prominent when he had to sub for a both a health class and a biology class and he passed out during both.

-uh yeah, so skip exists and he’s pretty cool sounding, but he’s not really on my list of customers I love to death, he’s very precious though

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Do you have any headcanons of the man himself papa louie

Papa Louie HCs

-Oh boy, here we go, the gosh darn king of the entire franchise (metaphorically speaking, but he owns so much of the continent, he might as well be king). This dude is That Bitch™️ basically. This also has so much made up lore like goddang me, calm down.

-Anyways, Louis Bianchi (or Papa Louie, as he’s affectionately referred to as by just about everyone) is the 47 year old hot-shot restauranteur and mayor of Tastyville, but he also owns territories and buildings all over the continent. He lives with his 24 year old niece, Joy, and his 21 year old nephew, Roy, in a suburban house close to the Tastyville apartment complex he owns.

-In news stories and articles all over the place, Papa is painted as some sort of saint, a kind and hardworking man who always has the best interests of the people in mind. This is very true, as he is both a friendly people pleaser, but Joy and Mitch can easily describe him as more passive aggressive. From basically stalking people he believes are down on their luck, duping many into jobs and schemes, and even casually insulting people, many workers can definitely agree. Although he is much softer of a person with his beloved nephew and the workers after a certain period of time, he can just flip flop between his mischievous side and his fatherly side just like that. He’s certainly a character.

-Little to nothing is known about his past. His education, family, and upbringing are a complete mystery. Papa has burned what little childhood photos and trinkets he has in order to never remember this, which suggests that his life prior to opening restaurants was not a happy time. He and his brother, Guy Mortadello (who is also the father of Roy and Joy), never speak of this nor do they ever admit to even being related, hence why nobody makes the connections. However, after cleaning the attic, Roy secretly did stumble upon a photo of two parents, a pair of boys who looked to be twins, and an unknown brunette holding two babies. All the faces are scratched out, but he could definitely recognize a certain birthmark one of the twins’ neck.

-Papa hates old chain fast food restaurants that are still running. Not because they’re competitors, but because their food quality is much poorer and he hates mascots. Like he will throw hands with Ronald McDonald, Sassy Wendy’s, and even Jollibee behind the Fluffmart.

-He wanted Guy Mortadello to be his business partner after papers began badmouthing the latter’d foods’ slip in quality (which had been brought on by his inconsolable grief after his wife’s sudden passing). Mortadello, who had most likely suffered through an intense sibling rivalry, refused and not only kept his lackluster restaurants open, but he abandoned his children, too. Today, their rivalry still goes strong, but now that all of Mortadello’s restaurants have closed, he’s more open to the idea of being partners in crime, even allowing himself to be hired to help scam workers. They still hate each other though.

-Papa is a karaoke and lip syncing master. He can’t sing or dance very good, but the raw passion and emotion is there. Like imagine that Fresh Prince scene where Will is lip syncing to “And I Am Telling You”. That’s a simpler way to explain it.

-His slight favoritism of Roy may stem from Mortadello always feeling like the family’s black sheep, and he doesn’t want to let Roy go through that. It’s also because Roy is much more respectful and easier to chill with than Joy, who’s much too energetic and overconfident to have a humble conversation with. He still loves her, of course, but Roy’s the one who’s at his side most of the time.

-He always wakes up at 4 AM and goes to bed at midnight. That’s not healthy at all, but this dude can somehow survive on only 20 minutes of sleep. It seems to run in the family since Roy and Joy could also do this.

-When arguments break out at the weekly worker meetings, he doesn’t really do jack to stop them unless Roy or Joy is involved. He might say “stop” or “let’s calm down” occasionally, but he thinks his staff is mature enough to end it on their own (they aren’t). He just sits there with Prudence and Mitch eating popcorn while Rudy and Mandi argue, probably.

-I headcanon him as yelling like Gordon Ramsay, but with Mario’s voice, if that makes any sense. It makes me giggle when I think about him screaming “RAW”, but in Mario’s voice.

-He collects creepy porcelain figures in his free time, naming all of them after some sort of food. His hobbies also include mimicking Gordon Ramsay, glass blowing, pottery, stalking-I mean merely observing people he thinks are in financial trouble, or making Roy watch Food Network and Jeopardy with him.

-He likes to try to do gymnastics with Joy, but he always ends up failing miserably and with a cast on multiple limbs.

-Papa has an entire specialized hair care routine for his mustache. It takes two hours to complete.

-Why did I make so much dang lore about this dude? Also I cannot believe that Flipline Studios had the audacity to make my crush Taylor into a zombie after also making my boy Wally into one. Anyways, yeah I love Papa but now that I’m older, he’s kind of a prick honestly.