#parker macmillan prime

[citadarkisle]

heart's been beating for decades, at least; what i'd give to be at peace

[tallymarkbrothers]

[Inktober Day 31 - Fire]

[tidestridened]

parker to test out a different lineart brush

[doctorwhoisadhd]

heres my fridays parker :) i hope you come back home to hawaiʻi in the new era buddy

[shelledone]

all of them are Macmillan But To The Left, in some fashion

[fwiph]

i miss blaseball so bad here is old doodles of parker macmillan and clare ballard

[theunsubtleknife]

My ongoing campaign to have Fairbanks, Alaska by The Front Bottoms widely recognized as a Parker MacMillan prime song is stalling

[blockbusterclosed]

DAY 5 - PARKER MACMILLAN

(new ... old)

Semi centennial time is closing up with one Blorbo left…. (After today)…. Parker prime you’ll always be famous

[tallymarkbrothers]

[Inktober Day 9 - Bounce]

[tidestridened]

NOW FALLING ONTO THE BALTIMORE CRABS …….parker macmillan? 🦀⚾️

[orbleglorb]

textposts as blaseball players

all art by sky, taken from the miniblaseball site

photos below the cut (because there's a lot of them) along with image ids :)

ID: textpost from sawtual that has been edited to be about/from jessica telephone. it says "im sick to death of the girlboss phenomenom. appreciate strugglewomen or we'll never get anything done around here. no more 'she's the only braincell of the group'. i want more women who fail at tasks that are unimaginable to fail at. we need more pathetic wet meow meows who are women. literally open your heart to strugglewomen because they're all we have left in this fucked up world." /end ID

ID: textpost from lizardsister that says "bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job." the san francisco lovers logo has been edited on. the logo was designed by Lucacrafts on twitter. /end ID

ID: textpost by ainti-pretty that has been edited to be from thomas dracena. the post says "garlic is the most evil fucking thing on planet earth. that and silver." ainti-pretty reblogged their post with a screenshot of someone else's tag that says "how do you feel about sunlight btw just curious," and ainti-pretty says "not that it's any of your business, but it hurts real bad :(" /end ID

ID: a conversation between firefox-official and lunasilverpelt, edited to be a conversation between val hitherto and stijn strongbody, respectively. the post says firefox-official: "this user just stole a priceless piece of art." lunasilverpelt: "Is there something you want to tell the police?" firefox-official: "This user has nothing he wants to tell the police." /end ID

ID: pukicho answering an ask from fxcelesslunar, edited to be socks maybe answering an ask from tillman henderson. the ask says "why does your description say lovable?" and the response says "look at me!!!!" /end ID

ID: a post from jame7t edited to be about ankle halifax and ivy mason (aka wyatt mason IV). the post says, "hey girl do you want to hang out later and hit me as hard as you can with a baseball bat?" /end ID

ID: a post from memorycycle that says "(honk at pretty lady on the sidewalk) hey :smirking emoji: wanna see me drive straight into that brick wall?" below the original post is a note added by me (orbleglorb) that says "she doesn't have a mini, but this would be juke gnocchi if he could drive." /end ID

ID: a post from puplov that has been edited to be from parker macmillan prime. the post says "when i was bornt i came outta my mom sizzling like a fajita." /end ID

ID: a post from wizard-council-bureaucrat that has been edited to be from manu candle. the post says "the cure to your bloodline curse (dehydration) is this one fucked up magical potion trick (8oz of water)." the tags say "your ancestors were also dehydrated, they just died about it tho." /end ID.

[lovelandfrogman]

hey um. want 2 trade parker macmillan headcanons?

YES YES ABSOLUTELY!!!! lemme think of some of mine

one idea i’ve had is the idea of parker being partially or fully mute? and talking with an audio device! this idea partially comes from the fact that since commish parker isn’t Real he’s never gonna talk out loud, so like what if the one tiktok voice he used is actually him talking.

it also comes from this one doodle i did of parker speaking thru the microphone and then was like WAIT that’s a good idea (he also has multiple eyes in this drawing for funsies)

hmmm what else.. i also always think of parker prime being themed like a demigod? like imagining that if prehistory was an actual season that happened then he’d be lored like that (guy associated w the coin on a team called the immortals!! maybe the rest of the immortals can be demigod-adjacent as well idk)

i wish i had more specific hcs.. i am permanently brainrotting over parker but i usually don’t have very specific ideas and just kinda bounce between borrowing other ppls interpretations

TY FOR ASKING id love to hear about your hcs

[doctorwhoisadhd]

theres no way parker prime doesnt fall right? we'll see our boy again? right?

[eggademia]

woah there parker