#parody plus emily’s root canal

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Murph: And then of course we've got Caldwell Tanner! Caldwell: Oh! Got more bros than he even knows, it's Sol Bufo, this episode brought to you by Miracle Gro! Emily: What?! [Jake laughs. Everyone starts talking over each other.] Caldwell: Yeah I-- I sold a sponsorship deal. Emily: No (laughs) Jake: Cool! Yeah! Caldwell: Is that okay? Murph: (baffled) What is Miracle Gro? Emily: It's-- Caldwell: It's for all your planting and potting needs. Murph: Oh is it a real product?! Emily: It's this fertilizer. Caldwell: It's a real product, yeah! Murph: (laughing) Oh, you can't do that! [Emily and Caldwell laugh.] This episode is not brought to you by that! Emily: Okay-- Jake: I want-- I'm gonna sell a sponsorship to Monsanto. Murph: Parody! Parody! Emily: (yelling) What?! (laughs) Caldwell: No! Murph: Asterisk, parody! Jake: Brought to you by pesticide, everybody! Murph: Asterisk, parody! Caldwell: What, no?! I was trying to do something good for us. Murph: Parody. Parody. Parody. Parody. Parody. Jake: So am I! They have a lot of cash! Murph: (laughing) Parody! Parody! Parody, parody, parody! Not real! Not real, everyone! [The others laugh as he talks.] Caldwell: Great sword, great ad. Murph: (laughing) Yeah. Not an ad! Parody! [The others laugh. A dice clatters.] Murph: Alright everybody, let's go ahead and do a little recap-- Emily, stop rolling! Why are you rolling! Emily (Callie voice): I rolled a one. Murph: You gotta-- (laughs) Okay. You gotta find out if they're rolling hot or interesting before we hit record. Caldwell: This is the Miracle Gro roll of the game! Murph: Okay. You're all-- Jake: Nice! Murph: You're all out of control, and I need you all to stop. Alright, ready? Emily (Callie voice): I had a root canal yesterday. Murph: Oh-- Caldwell: (laughs) That is true! Jake: How did it go? Emily (Callie voice): Bad. Murph: She did. She did. Jake: Not good? Emily: (laughing) Go on. Murph: (laughing) I was worried. Very worried she wasn't gonna be able to record. She was in rough shape. Okay everybody. Caldwell: Yeah. Jake: Oh dear. Short rest material. Murph: Alright (laughing) S-- so last time-- [clip fades out]