#patryck thorne

[choices-ceri]

RANKING TRYSTAN'S SIBLINGS FROM BEST TO WORST

(cause I'm bored and I can)

1. Marguerite

obviously. Goes without saying

2. Lydea

Queen. Icon. Slay. Sorry I didn't like you to begin with. Thanks for not back stabbing us. God save the queen and that

3. Astrid

Now..... Anyone who kills their girlfriends homophobic ex needs to be top 3. She would have been 2nd but she called my pores greasy. I ain't having that.

4. Sebastyan

He was rude, mean and kinda creepy at the start. But they did my guy so dirty with the story. Bro did NOT deserve being isolated, back stabbed and murdered all in one day. I feel dreadful. Sorry Bas, I hope the next life's better to you.

5. Emika

Non binary solidarity.

6. Kaspar

Creep, but also an icon in a way.

7. Vasili

No cereal for HIM ever again

8. Patryck

You know you have to be a right d##khead to be ranked beneath the serial killer of the family.

[puredoesnotmeankind]

What if we didn't have to solve a fucking murder but instead have an entire book of MC bonding with their creepy, deranged in-laws?

[a-cloud-for-dreams]

nobody asked for this but here are mini headcanons of how jealous the Thorne siblings would be if you were in a relationship with them

Trystan: They're so naturally confident in themselves that I can't see them being jealous unless the other person in question was making MC uncomfortable. If that's the case, they would confidently stroll up to MC to wrap an arm around their shoulder or do anything to make it explicitly clear that MC isn't single to scare off the other person and probably go as far as punching them if the situation escalated. For the rest of the day, they would be at MC's side and make it clear that the two of them were dating. "How does my darling detective feel about the silver wine goblets" or would rest their head on MC's shoulder. Just anything to make it clear the two are dating, but again, this isn't something that would happen a lot since the two are close and trust each other depending on the MC, both may also be naturally flirtatious so this may or may not be a big deal

Vasili: He's a mastermind first and foremost, along with being extremely patient, so he would assess the situation first to see if he needs to step in. He would trust MC to handle it, but if necessary, he would make an excuse to get them away from the other person. He might get a little jealous, but he isn't someone to make rash decisions, so he knows he can trust his partner to as be loyal as he is

Lydea: She isn't someone who would ever admit she's jealous, in my opinion, unless MC was teasing her about it later. She also isn't someone who would seek out romantic relationships, so when she's officially in one, she might be a little nervous because relationships require some vulnerability. Of course, she knows how tough MC is and how deeply they care for her, so she isn't too worried about how they can handle themselves. That doesn't stop her from being protective of MC, though. If she needs to intervene at some point, she would probably do something similar to Vasili and find a believable excuse to get MC out of trouble without unnecessary violence. She won't hesitate to escort the stranger out personally if the situation escalates

Astrid: She would be SUPER possessive/protective of MC and make it super obvious if she was in a relationship with them, so there really isn't an excuse if someone is trying to get with her significant other. She would take it as an insult that someone would try to steal someone away from her, but she may also be impressed with herself considering how she was able to date someone as impressive as MC she literally killed one of her girlfriend's homophobic exes she doesn't mess around what an icon. She would walk up to MC, kiss them passionately right in front of the other person, and glare at them for the rest of the conversation until they left. If they still didn't, she would probably elegantly diss them until they're so embarrassed they would have to leave before the twins post about it online lolol

Sebastyan: Imao 100% have you met this man?? He doesn't have a lot of relationship experience if any, Marla Dean doesn't really count so when he actually meets someone whom he could be vulnerable and whom he is compatible with, he would be so nervous/insecure about doing the right thing to not scare MC away. He's smart and observant, so he would notice whoever they're talking to quickly, and with the background knowledge of the person and the present nature of the conversation, he would conclude whether or not he should intervene. If the person doesn't try anything, then at most he might innocently ask about who MC seemed to be engaging in conversation with to gauge their reaction. If they start bothering MC, he won't be able to focus on the conversation with whatever senator he was schmoozing and go to wherever MC is to make sure they're alright and maybe start a fight if his intense presence does not scare the other person away but obviously, MC would roll their eyes and say that they could have handled it themself regardless of how appreciative they were

Kaspar/Emika: The twins are always together, so if even one of them was in a relationship, they would all still spend time with each other and be super close. Like a "one twin is with MC even when the other is gone getting drinks or whatever." So if someone tried to flirt with MC it would be over. Emika would cyberbully the other person off the internet and make explicitly clear nobody gets in the way of their relationship how did they think they had a chance with MC when they were already dating Drakovian royalty smh. Kaspar is established as someone with literally no self-control so he would do something impulsive to embarrass the other person, saying or doing whatever is necessary. Both would spend the rest of the night with MC to make sure nobody tries it again lol. MC would be the one in the corner like, "I could have said I was in a relationship you didn't need to go that far," but if they're dating one of the twins they would appreciate how deeply they care for MC

Marguerite: She isn't someone I see as super jealous since she trusts and respects MC greatly. But she is also a super busy woman so she won't be able to catch everything, so someone might try to slither their way between her and MC. She probably wouldn't even have to step in, but I can definitely see her subtly tearing the other person apart without breaking a sweat if they won't leave MC alone. And she would do it all with a smile, she's more of a baddie than she lets on, and ofc, she would check in with MC to make sure she's okay

Patryk: I genuinely can't see this man in a relationship, but he would probably be super possessive or particular about how their relationship comes across in public. He would be jealous that the other person threatening their relationship is threatening a particular aspect of his brand if that makes sense, so he would do what's necessary to get them to back off

[playchoicesconfessions]

Sent by @ladypeck

‘After meeting Trystan's brother Patryck I'm convinced he's the killer. He seems slimy and gross. The kind of guy who wouldn't respect a woman's no.’

POST/CONFESSIONS DO NOT REFLECT THE MOD’S PERSONAL OPINIONS!

[twopilotspaulandpatryck]

Yeeey thank you!!! Just please don't kill me.... -Thorne

Paul: Ah don't you worry, I’ll protect you

Patryck: With what? Your stupidity? 

[weird-eddsworld-aus]

Eddsworld Days: The Dating Sims

You know What this Blog Needs? (Or Already Has).. SFW Dating Sims Aus . More Specifically the Ones By Pacthesis 

Why Am I Submitting this? Well Because there are At least 8 Games In Pacthesis Dating Sim Series (Soon To Be 9 when Star Days Comes Out). So that Means 8 Au’s in One Category. Each of the Boys (Including some Minor Characters) Pursue A Role Of one of The Characters In the Dating Sims Games anyways lets Start with one of Pacthesis most Popular Dating Sim….

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Number Days AU: 

Roles: (The First One is The Main Character)

Ella (Genderbent Edd): Evelyn (Their Names Even start with a E and Have Brown Hair)

Mark: Thane Upton (Both are Blond and are Smart and Kind Of A Nerd)

Eduardo: Spencer Huff (Both are Rude but Will Warm up) 

Jon: Bryce Greenfield (Both are Sweet,Gentle and have Brown Hair) 

Jennifer (Female Jon) : Lena (Both are Shy and Fears Alot of things)

Neighbor Tord: Arlo Thorn (Both are Kinda Sweet with a Secret Past) (At least that what i think he be like)

Female Larry: Cashy (Theres No Robot Characters in Eddsworld so Here theres Just this)

Marigold (Female Mark): Chrissy (Both are Blond)

Tori: Nicole (Have Sort of Dark Hair) 

Story: Ella Gets Trapped in A Amusement Park (Asdf Land Maybe?). with 4 guys and 4 other Girls. Yeah Hanging Out with Guys is fun and all but they Realize that their Phone’s Battery life is Connected to their Energy and Start Receiving Weird Numbers And Messages.  

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Up Next is 

Memory Days AU: 

Matilda: Ai Tanaka (Both are A Bit Shy and Curious)

Edd: Dachi Tomo (Both are Kinda Easygoing) 

Matt : Kai Utsugi (Both Are Kind)

Jon: Haru Noru (Both are Shy)

Tori: Arisa 

Mark: Xolga 

Tord: Sakka 

Story: Matilda Visits England, and Meets with Jon,Edd,and Matt on Her Last Day Of Summer Vacation.She Runs Into Them Again After Her Family Moves To England In the Course of the Year She Makes Memories with the Boys.

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Up Next is

Lunar Days AU: 

Tori: Karina (Both are Brunettes and Have Long Hair)

Edd: Aiden Oakley (Both Are Optimistic)

Tom: Elias Brooks (Both are Kinda Hotheaded(Remeber that Scene in the End?))

Jon: Fidel Morgan (Both are Shy)

Tord: Terrance Powell (Both Work with Guns and Is Calm and Mature) 

Matt: Clyde Hiram (Both are Sort of Gentlemen (Remember Eddies Teddy?))

Laurel: Raine Quinn (Both are Down to Earth (In my Opinion)) 

Mark: Sky Irving (Both Don’t Have Lots of Dialog)

Eduardo: Veon Silva (Both are Cocky and can Be Flirty)

Story: Tori Keeps having this Dream of Being Alone in A Library with a Green Plain Book. But Whenever She Opens It The Dream Stops. The Dream Starts Haunting Her. So she Goes to the Library To Find The Book. She Does Eventually find the Book. But when She Opens It it Sends her into The Emerald World Now She Has 30 Days To Possibly Find Love and Go Back to Her World.

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Up Next Is…

Chrono Days Au:

Laurel: Sagie (Both Have Sort of Not Normal Hair)

Edd: Teddy Emmick (Both are Playful and Carefree)

Eduardo: Landon Emmick (Both Annoy their Sibling (in Au Edd is Eduardo’s Sibling)) 

Jon: Nathan Kinsley (both Are Kind And Generous) 

Tord: Rolan Churchill (Both Can Be Hostile Towards People)

Matt: Emmett Stratford (Both are Kind and A Bit Scatterbrained)

Patryck: Oz (Both are Kinda naive (Well at Least in the Reverse Au he Is) )

Jennifer (Female Jon): Bianca Hayes (Both are Shy)

Story: Laurel Is Given a Device That Lets Her Time Travel Taking her 100 Years into the Past.Where She is Able to Go Between Past and Present and Has 30 days to Possibly find Love.

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Up Next is…

Kingdom Days Au:

Pauline (Female Paul): Rose Urwin 

Tord: Lewis Ashton 

Larry: Daniel Claud

Patryck: Ian Leroy

Tom: Jospeh Knight 

Bing: Sakka Urwin 

Patrica (Female Patryck): Lilla Urwin 

Edd: Alix the Cat 

Tori: Stella

Tamara: Anna

Story: Pauline Was A Orphan Waiting to Be Adopted and Meets Tord. There He helps Pauline find her Lost Royal Family From the Lunar Kingdom. Tord Turns Out to Be Paulines Servant. A War Breaks Out Between Several Kingdoms Which Makes It Unsafe For Pauline to Live in the Castle. When it Gets Attacked. So Pauline Escapes With Tord to the Colaroid Kingdom where They Meet King Bing.She Has 30 days to Meet up with the Others before the Wedding with Pauline and Tord.

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Next Up is….

Idol Days Au:

Tamara: Lexie 

Tom: Emerson Reid

Edd: Cody Wing

Paul: Zane Pierce 

Tord: Ace Summers

Larry: Devin Vessy 

Laurel: Skyler 

Tori: Ruby

Edaurdo: Chad

Story: Tamara is a Guitarist who always Dreamed Of being part of a band on the Big Stage She Moves To London In Hopes to Find a Band to Join and Runs into Edd who is the Drummist for the Popular Band: Colasi as they are in Need of a Guitarist. She Joins and has 30 days before their next Concert.

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Here Comes My Favorite:

Wonderland Days Au:

Blaze (My Character): Alice

Matt: Oliver White 

Edd: Clark Alwin 

Tord: Eilliot Von Heart (I Love It when Tord is a King in Au’s)

Paul: Lance Dalton

Tom: Jack Burward (Jack Lost his Eye so He Matches Tom)

Patryck: Noah Smit

Ella: Iris

Bella (Female Bing) and Leona (Female Larry): Sally and Sarah

Ringo: Mr Toko

Story: Today Is Blaze’s Birthday and Patryck Goes to Get Blaze’s Birthday Gift. While He Does.Blaze Noticed A Rabbit Boy Running into a Rabbit Hole. She Follows Him In and Falls into Wonderland. After Meeting Matt She Realizes shes Stuck in Wonderland for 30 Days and Must Find a Date For the Ball Coming Up.

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And Last But Not Least 

Festival Days Au: 

Patrica (Female Patryck): Mayu 

Edd: Akito Noru 

Tom: Mako Utsugi 

Tord: Red Ikuhara 

Pauline (Female Paul): Yumi

Tori: Hana

Story: Pauline Tells Patrica that There Is A Cultural Festival Starting in 30 Days and there are Rumors that the festival will make one Relationship Last Forever.So Patrica Must Find A Boyfriend in 30 days.

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 and There You Have it (Im Doing Art about these on My Blog Blaze-on-Fire) (Heck im thinking about doing  Ask Blogs on These Au’s) 

[choices-ceri]

EVERY FAMILY SHOULD INCLUDE:

Tag yourself. I'm a mean bisexual

[choices-ceri]

Also why couldn't Patryck be unalived instead.

He's just a rat. All he's contributed to the plot is annoyance.

Bro is the Mosquito of all the characters. Strange looking, very fvcking annoying and just needs a right slap.

He's just the kind of guy to comment "Women moment" and think that he ate. He looks like he'd see an alternative person on the street and start barking. He's got the DEADEST trim. We all know he looks up to a certain bald guy with a pyramid scheme.

If he turns out to be the killer then hats off to him. We've all just assumed he's too stupid lmao. I'd have more respect for him if he was the killer tbf. At least he'd be adding to the story.

[puredoesnotmeankind]

I know I'm supposed to hate the Thorne Siblings (other than Mags and Trystan) but idk I find then fascinating. I want to put them in a jar and study them like a particularly interesting, even if kind of icky, insect.

[choices-ceri]

Last post on this guy I SWEAR.

I HC that Patryck is the kinda guy to approach you on the street, shove a comically tiny microphone in your face and ask you a stupid question like "whats your biggest ick in a man?" or "what would you rate yourself out of ten?".

Patryck: What's your biggest ick in a man?

MC: This.

[choices-ceri]

Who the fxxk is Patryck?

[puredoesnotmeankind]

Goddammit... Not Bas 😭😭😭

[twopilotspaulandpatryck]

Could I possibly join a plane ride with you guys??? -Thorne

Paul: Why of course you can! Just be aware that Patryck likes pressing colorful buttons

Patryck: No I don't! 

[twopilotspaulandpatryck]

Don't worry Paul, I don't think you're stupid =) -Thorne

Paul: Aww thank you. You're the only one who understands. I just wish that Patryck would trust me more