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I Win, You Lose
Pedro Pascal x Actress!Reader
Summary: In Loving Memory of Pedro Pascal, the best bachelor that ever graced the planet. He's not dead, he just got into a relationship and I'm in mourning.
Word Count: 1k+
Warnings: Fem!reader, extremely delusional, socmed au, crack fic, use of y/n smh, fluff, im on my final straw, typos, etc.
A/N: listen pedro pascal is a happy pill for me and i just wanna be silly goofy so let me have this or else i will cry. Tagging: @pinksirensong @aralezinspace @sloanexx @amis-love-bugs @top1bbgloak @sunfairyy @djarinsstuff @mooniesyubi @pedropascalgirly @mmmmandoz @multifandom-fangirl4
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Flickering lights. Hollering paparazzi. Click, flash, shudder. Pedro smiles through it all then is redirected to a few interviewers.
The interviewer he is redirected to beams at the sight of him, adjusting his grip on his mic, "hi! How are you?"
Pedro smiles, "I'm good. How are you?"
"I'm great! I'm so excited to see what you have in store for us, as I'm sure everyone else is," he motions to the camera.
Pedro places a hand on his heart. He thanks him, "that means a lot. I'm excited for everyone to see as well."
"Are you nervous at all?"
Pedro blows a raspberry, "I feel like I'm about to pass out any second."
He laughs, "is that the same thing you felt when you were talking to Y/N Y/L/N?"
Pedro's eyes widen a fraction. He lets out a chuckle then stills for a second before playfully slapping the man's arm. He laughs so hard that he can't respond. His face grows a bit red.
The interviewer laughs with him.
Pedro regains his wits, "I won't lie to you, my brain disconnected when she fixed my tie."
"Oh yeah," he agrees, nonchalant, "she did that to me once-"
"SHE DID?!" Pedro gasps.
"-and my- Yeah, she did-"
"When?" Pedro furrows his brows and points a finger, "right now? Right now?! You're not even wearing a tie!"
"No! No! Last time!"
"Well," he purses his lips and raises his brows, "hate to break it to ya, but she fixed my tie, like, 5 seconds ago." He rolls his eyes.
The interviewer raises his hands, "you're right. You win."
"Yes, that's correct."
Y/N Y/L/N poses with Pedro Pascal and stuns in blue dress
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pascaldailyupdates: Okay but y/n and pedro πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
anakinskyrunnin: πŸ§β€β™€οΈ this wasn't on my bucket list
ynforgetsramen: WHY ARE THEY POSING LIKE THAT
β†’ oscarpascal replied: THE WAY HE LOOKIN HER HAS ME ILL
β†’ β†’ ynishotok replied: ??? CONFIRMING A RELATIONSHIP SOON
grogumybeloved: BRO BRO BRO WHAT @.dilfpascal have you SEEN THIS
β†’ dilfpascal replied: βŒπŸ‘„βŒ wdm
ynweekly: SO YOURE TELLING ME MY PREDICTIONS WERE ALL WRONG?
β†’ oscarpascal replied: LITERALLY ME THIS IS SUCH A PLOT TWIST
hollywoodscoop: Y/N Y/L/N & Pedro Pascal spotted with friends in New Yourk.
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β†’ smexywolf replied: THAT COULD LITERALLY BE AND MY GRAMMA THATS SO PIXELATED
β†’ starwitch replied: YO WAHT
β†’ javijavipedro replied: GUYS DW I WENT TO NEW YORK AND DIDNT SEE THIS 😌 it cant be real
β†’ ynftw replied: [VIOLENT SCREAMING] I THOUGHT SHE WAS DATING ANDREW GARFIELD MY SHIP WHAT ABOUT MY SHIP
β†’ β†’ ynishotok replied: 😭😭😭 PLEASE SAME THOUGHTS
β†’ goetye replied: I HAVE EXAMS WHAT IS THIS
β†’ javimypapi replied: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH FUCKING Y/N DAFAQ
β†’ β†’ 1234choco replied: gg fr fr
Pedro Pascal & Y/N Y/L/N Confirm Relationship
Pascal has confirmed to Volume Magazine that he and actress Y/N Y/L/N have been in a "loving relationship" for a few months now.
pefropuppet: πŸ€ͺ loving πŸ€ͺ realtionship πŸ€ͺ
β†’ javimypapi replied: 🀩🀩🀩🀩🀩🀩 time to delete myself
It's Official! Pedro Pascal & Y/N Y/L/N are dating
And they're the cutest couple on this side of the planet.
wuit39pi: so glad i live on the otherside of the planet. that means this isn't real
c00lwhip: Y/N and I are still dating on the other side.
β†’ crayonpascal replied: me with pedro
ICYMI: Y/N Y/L/N dating Pedro Pascal
But I'm willing to bet you Pedro girlies did not miss a second of it.
djarinoppa: please this article is being so LOUD 😭
Radio 100 - Y/N Y/LN talks Pedro Pascal
"Let's talk about it," the young interviewer says, pursing her lips, pinching the air with her manicured nails.
I let out a breathy chuckle and nod, "let's."
"Pedro Pascal."
"Pedro Pascal," I repeat with a smile, continuing to nod.
"I want to know everything," she says, adjusting her headphones and her mic, "we at Radio 100, along with the rest of the world, want to know--" she turns to me, "--how did you bag the baddie?"
I break into laughter.
The host stresses, "the baddie."
"THE baddie," I repeat, "the baddie of our generation, Pedro Pascal," I chuckle and suck in a breath.
The interviewer chuckles with me and motions, "because goodness knows we're all going to be taking notes."
I sigh and think for a moment. I link my hands together and prop them on the table in front of me, "ya know, I was just real with him."
She nods, eager to know what else I had to say.
"I told him," I shrug, "I could bring him in hot or I could bring him in cold."
She breaks into a fit of laughs before I even finish the sentence. I laugh along with her, pleased with the reaction I garnered. She wheezes, "no but did you really?"
"Absolutely not," I snort, "that would have been great though, wouldn't? I'm pretty sure if I did do that, he would have cried."
We both cackle.
"Like," I chuckle, "don't know if it's a good cry or a bad cry but there would have been tears."
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dukes_Ducks reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] 😱😱😱😱
cheeseontoast reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] THE PEDRO MEME???????????????????????????????????????????
anabreathing reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] ARE WE GOING TO SEE THEM ON A MAGAZINE TOGETHER LORD HAVE MERCY
TESTmeTRY reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] in front of my mother fucking salad πŸ’€βœ‹
pascalispunk reposted itsYNduh's story:
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howlorgrowl reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] did this mf really just say strongly worded letter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ fuck outta here
itsYNduh reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] THANK YOU 😀😀
dindjarindaddy reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] ????? WHAT IS THIS
thelastofh0e reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] his boomer jumped out smh SCREAMING
pascaldailyupdates: Pedro and Y/N spotted together in a beach in Malibu.
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β†’ MOONBABE replied: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *RUNS INTO A TRAINTRACK*
β†’ igotb00bs replied: πŸ’”SOπŸ’”HAPPYπŸ’”FORπŸ’”YOUπŸ’”
β†’ brrrrambo replied: shhhh you guys its too blurry to tell who it is
β†’ β†’ dilfpascal replied: LMAOOO
β†’ β†’ β†’ ynishotok replied: we love denial 🀑
β†’ cornyluvaffir replied: OK BUT THE HANDS AND THE LEANING AND THE THING WITH THE
β†’ javimypapi replied: NO CUZ THE WAY MY DAD SAID HE SAW THE MANDO GUY ON THE BEACH AND I DIDNT BELIEVE HIM
β†’ β†’ 404dead replied: βœ‹βœ‹βœ‹βœ‹ aint no fucking way πŸ’€
β†’ dingdongdont replied: *sips clorox cutely*
dadystate0mind: BABE WAKE UP NEW PEDRO Y/N PICS JUST DROPPED
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β†’ dilfpascal replied: what if was my last straw
β†’ ynbaeluv replied: im so glad this is blurry so i can pretend i didnt see it
β†’ lmaotryagain replied: the pda is pdaing
β†’ honeyyn replied: no cuz he got her smiling like mad 😒
β†’ pedromiamor replied: 😭😭😭
β†’ ynthighsluv replied: alexa play that should be me
LOOK: Pedro Pascal and Y/N Y/L/N in New York
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β†’ batmanis1 replied: LMAOOOOOO THEY REALLY SAID 4K ULTRA HD
β†’ β†’ yuh1200 replied: FRRR IM SOBBING I CANT USE THE ITS TOO BLURRY EXCUSE ANYMORE
β†’ β†’ β†’ jennieluvu replied: JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE MY GLASSES ON
β†’ β†’ β†’ β†’ isaacpascal replied: DW I BLURRED THE PIC FOR US [image attached]
β†’ propernadz replied: I'm mentally unwell because they look so good together and I cannot deny.
β†’ stuckyforlife replied: GOD I HAVE SEEN WHAT YOU DO FOR OTHERS
β†’ natasharomanovv replied: i just woke up
β†’ β†’ nevergain replied: same 😭😭😭
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508cutie reposted bellaramsey's story [captioned] HELP BELLA REPOSTED THIS I CANT
donttalkbetty reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] SCREASMIFNF
pascalispunk reposted itsYNduh's story:
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dilfpascals reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] DEAD IN THE GRAVE NO ONE TOUCH ME
memeynok reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] APOLOGY WITH TEARS
anderson_1 reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] no but theyre so cute for this and i hate it
enterthesandman reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] HES SHYYYYYY
ilovepascl reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] WHAT IF THIS WAS MY LAST STRAW
itsYNduh reposted pascalispunk's story:
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igotitithink reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] GOD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR OTHERS
ILOVEyn reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] WHEN IS IT MY TURN
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