#people who have no idea what I'm talking about rn:😦

[no-mercy-bby]

If you don't believe inspo comes from the most random things, you're wrong.

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat ft.Haitani's

Warnings: suggestive, swearing, i made the Haitani's twins here (for plot reasons), also rindou x angry (if you don't like, don't read)

Angry: i'd like to add someone

Mikey: 🤔

Mikey: you don't have friends tho

Smiley: 🤨

Draken: we could make a seperate groupchat

Draken: i feel like people keep forgetting that this is a work related groupchat 😐

Angry: oh

Angry: it won't be for long

Angry: just to introduce you to them

Smiley: who????

Smiley: like Mikey said, you don't have friends

Hakkai: yeah Angry😕, me, Fuyu and Mitchy are basically your only friends

Baji: only Tora and I call him Fuyu, stop it rn I'll beat you ass

Hakkai: oh, sorry

Chifuyu: Baji-san :(

Mitsuya: Baji watch yourself lol, you didn't need to be rude

Baji: would you like if i just started calling you Taka-chan

Baji: ew that felt gross to say

Mitsuya: i would have politely asked you to stop, don't be an ass

Kazutora: bro that's basically his entire personality, c'mon now

Angry: we aren't friends

Angry: well we were, but we're kinda dating

Smiley: 🤨???????????

Smiley: ex fucking scuse me

Mikey: YUH GET IT SOUYA

Baji: cap

Angry: it's not🙁

Angry: i'll add him now

Draken: ....

Draken: no one listens to me

*Angry added ××× ××× ××× and ××× ××× ×××*

Mikey: that's 2 people

Mitsuya: this isn't a good idea

Angry: he doesn't really go anywhere without his brother so i added em both!

Angry: i'll give them names

Rindou: sup😎

Ran: what's this

Baji: 😦

Draken: ¿¡

Kazutora: UHM??????

Mikey: HELLO????

Mikey: ANGRY????

Smiley: 😁💢

Smiley: is this some kind of unfunny joke

Ran: why am i in a Toman groupchat???

Ran: Angry i don't care that you and my brother are friends, don't associate me in your weird little companionship

Hakkai: what the fuck is Ran Haitani doing here 😀

Angry: calm down guys

Mitsuya: what made you think this was a good idea Souya 🙃

Rindou: calm down guys i'm not here to cause problems, Angry just wanted to introduce me to his best pals. It's all chill 😎

Kazutora: if he uses the "cool guy" emoji one more time

Rindou: 😏🕶👌

Chifuyu: wtf

Mikey: ??????

Draken: are we gonna forget that they're in a rival gang??

Smiley: i don't get it

Smiley: didn't they break two of your limbs and give Hakkai a serious concussion

Angry: that happened like 3 years ago

Angry: we talked about it

Rindou: yeah everythings fine between me and babygirl so mind your business bro

Smiley: baby what now???

Smiley: nah you tryna start something

Ran: can i leave

Hakkai: your not welcome here

Ran: who even are you??

Hakkai: you don't need to know

Hakkai: what you do need to know

Hakkai: is that i'm absolutely gonna rock your shit when i get my hands your skinny ass

Mitsuya: 💀

Mikey: KSKSHKSKSKSGS

Baji: i didn't expect that from Hakkai💀

Rindou: i won't let someone disrespect my big bro like that

Rindou: step up fool

Hakkai: do you have brain damage

Hakkai: are you gonna do the splits through your phone???

Hakkai: 🤨

Hakkai: i'm soooo scared

Hakkai: you look like chicken little

Angry: bestie your embarrassing me 😟

Mikey: why's Hakkai so mad😭

Ran: i don't know what going on rn, or who most of you are, but i'm getting bored so i'm gonna leave 😊

Smiley: you're ugly

Ran: why are you lying?

Ran: are you angry because i'm more superior than you or are you just insecure about yourself?

Ran: the bright orange hair would make me insecure too

Ran: i understand Nahoya-chan, it's okay 😊

Rindou: tell em bro

Angry: stop fighting 🙁

Baji: lowkey

Baji: this is turning me on

Kazutora: right

Chifuyu: what the fuck guys???

Baji: two pairs of twins are fighting

Kazutora: it's hot

Smiley: i KNOW the mf who looks like pippi longstockings ain't talking about me

Smiley: Wednesday Addams looking ass

Smiley: Annabelle looking ass

Smiley: you're hairline is so far up your scalp it looks like you're balding

Smiley: your skin is so extremely pale you look like a walking corpse

Smiley: and why are you built like that???

Smiley: you get folded in every fight your in

Smiley: seriously i haven't seen you win a fight

Rindou: i wanted to be polite to you, since i'm fucking your little brother

Rindou: but we're obviously gonna have some problems

Rindou: time and place bro, we're gonna fight

Kazutora: this escalated very fast

Hakkai: beat they're asses Smiley

Draken: can't we have peace for one day

Draken: one goddamn fucking day

Draken: fuck you guys, honestly

Angry: i just wanted all of us to be friends :/