Newsies as shit that happened at band camp part 4 (its a hefty one today y'all)
Crutchie: *shows Finch a video*
Finch: I don't get it..?
Crutchie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T GET IT??? It's a weiner dog doing a flip!!
Albert: Did you just spit on me?
Race: No my nail broke and I accidentally threw it at you (/srs)
Davey: I painted my nails and watched Euphoria
Race: Of course you did
Davey: I got through the entirety of season 1
Race: You should be ashamed of yourself
Davey: Why?? It's about lesbians!
Race: exactly! I don't like gay people
Buttons: Preach!! Kill the gays!
Finch: How long have you been straight?
Albert, who had his heart broken by a guy three months ago and has been saying it turned him straight but he keeps "relapsing" into queerness every time he sees a pretty boy: ...Two minutes
Crutchie: Come on heterosexual you can do it
Katherine: *sobbing/laughing* I can't do it!! This is a man's job!! (/j)
Finch: What are you doing?
Race: He's pumpin
Albert: I bought this water balloon pump for $10 and it's already halfway empty because I just keep pumping them with air until they explode
Davey: Fabio (Les, who previously had hair longer than Sarah's) cut his hair
Jack: WHAT??? NOOO!!!
Romeo: Jamaica they're trapped down in
Romeo: Jamaica they can't even
Romeo: Japarty
Elmer: What are you doing??
Romeo: That's my favorite episode of Total Drama
Spot: He looks like Topher
Race: He looks like Geoff
Romeo: I know he's a registered felon crazy man but I'd still smash
Jack: *randomly* happy happy birthday from Applebee's to you we wish it was our birthday so we could party too, hey-
Race: Trumpets are just anorexic bugles
Albert: Literally what??
Jack: The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
Davey: My mom told me she wants me to have kids with you
Katherine: SHE SAID WHAT
Davey: yeah so she knows I'm gay but she still wants me to have biological children and she said you would be a, quote, "perfect choice"
Katherine: why?? Should I be flattered??
Davey: no idea, she just kinda said it
Spot: Ahhh I already have drum shit on me and it's only 8:30
Spot: My hips are so fuckin bruised
Davey: Does your harness need adjusted? It shouldn't be sitting on your hips-
Spot: My body is structured different than yours, genius
Race: It's not a four year difference it's a three year difference
Albert: Oh wow so much better
Sarah: One time I took it and it said I was a child of Apollo and the other two times I was a Hunter of Artemis. So basically the Percy Jackson official godly parent quiz called me an official faggot like four times
Spot: I don't know his real name but I call him critter because he's annoying as fuck
Jack: Clap! If you care!
The band: *silence*
Denton: If you're losing your trombone it's not here
Albert: *sobbing* I'm losing MY MIND!!!
Jack: I have backne and I can feel the sweat dripping down
Crutchie: That is incredibly too much detail for me
Denton: If you're going to make a mistake, make the 76 Trombone mistake
Medda: Don't breathe! DON'T BREATHE!!!
Elmer: You can't go naked!!
Albert: It's fine I have a wife beater-
Race: You have a WHAT
Albert: Have you not been up at the field this week? Your shoes are still white
Finch: These ones are new
Albert: Oh so you're a cheater
Finch: You gotta even out the redness
Race: My gluteus maximus is wet!!!
Specs: I lost sense of smell in my right eye
Denton: Woah Betty...!
Crutchie: I get to leave early to go to therapy
Finch: Which kind?
Crutchie: Physical. The worst kind.
Davey, Jack, Finch, and Spot: *an entire conversation made up entirety of various incorrect pronunciations of Duquesne (doo-kane)*
Albert: *google searching where gay marriage is legal* GRAND THEFT AUTO THE BALLAD OF GAY TONY???
Race: Oh my god Davey's mom! *joking lustfully*
Denton: Who is that? Jack?
Jack: Me!
Denton: Okay do you have some screws loose or...?
Medda: On his instrument or like in general?
Denton: We have one shared pencil in this band where is it??
Blink: I'm that guy
Tommy Boy: Hey guess what
Blink: Yeah?
Tommy Boy: Shut the fuck up.
Denton: Out in trumpet land- or I guess brass land
Romeo: Nuh uh we know who your favorite is now. There's no saving yourself.
Denton: Okay so it's Tuesday-
Albert and Race: IT'S CHEWSDAY
Jack: CHEWSDAY
Crutchie: *snorts* is it really chewsday?
Sarah: It's chewsday innit?
Denton: ... I don't get it is this something I should know or-?
Jack: No we're just making fun of British people
Denton: Oh! Okay that's... Fine, I guess? Anyway-
Medda: Okay I wanna hear everyone who plays at 17 so that's... Bari sax, trumpet trombone and tuba
Specs: Wait but we play at 17
Medda: Yes flutes play but I don't want to hear you
Albert: *flipping his drum stick* One *flip* two *flip* three *flip* four! *flip* five!! *flip*
Spot: *hits the stick away*
Denton: You start to sound like a saggy diaper. Nobody wants to be the saggy diaper of the band
Jack: Oh my god does that say Scope??
Crutchie: Scope???
Buttons: ... Who's Scope?
Jack: They graduated last year
Davey: Gone, but not forgotten
Davey, about Jojo: That kid wears a propeller hat in my brain
Denton: Okay lets go marching cadence
Davey: ugh...
Denton: Old fashioned roll off
Davey: Ugh...
Denton: Into the fight song
Davey: UGHH
Davey: *sitting on top of the drum cabinet*
Jack: Wha- how- why??
Davey: Do you see any other seats?
Jack: *gestures to a ledge on the floor*
Davey: No
Jack: *points at a chair 2 feet away*
Davey: Dude, I'm gay
Jack: Just because you're day doesn't mean your not-
Davey: Day? I'm day?
Jack: Wow I can't believe you would make fun of my speech impediment, I thought you were gay. Turns out you're not even slay.
Race: I did better this time! We got together around the same time as my last relationship, end of February and I didn't do anything until June- July! I should get a medal!
Buttons: *randomly approaches Elmer* do you want some week old Cheetos?
Elmer: no- actually I have to think about that... No...
Spot: *squeaking his drum harness* me and your mom last ni-
Jack: I need him to come back and just squirt directly into my mouth
Davey: *blinks aggressively*
Elmer: What did he say?
Davey: What?
Elmer: You just got like transported into another dimension
Davey: Oh my contacts shifted out of place
Elmer: Oh and you saw the future?
Davey: my legs hurt. We don't move for this one do you think I can lay down and play?
Denton: okay musicians just relax for this run, you can sit and play while the fronts figure things out
Davey: ooh I'm gonna lay down and play!
Spot: you're an idiot
Davey: shut up help me lay down!
Spot: *helps Davey lay down with his drums on looking at him like he's stupid the whole time*
Davey: oh yeah. This is it.
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