butchladymaria · 2 years ago
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fromsoft games have me putting on an npc’s killer outfit sooooo mournfully when they die
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butchladymaria · 3 years ago
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so i made it to volcano manor
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butchladymaria · 2 years ago
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noone talk to me im cryinf over millicent eldenring’s quest again
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butchladymaria · 2 years ago
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rennala is autistic btw
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butchladymaria · 2 years ago
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ELDEN RING SPOILERS //////
…so if marika and radagon are the same person does that mean rennala and radagon WERE lesbian married?????? *shot*
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butchladymaria · 2 years ago
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i beat radahn :)
through a series of embarrassing and convoluted events, only now can i finally go see miss ranni at her cute tower
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butchladymaria · 3 years ago
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so uh. does anyone know if hypothetically the health debuff fia gives you when she hugs you can stack. asking for a friend
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butchladymaria · 2 years ago
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pro gamers beat radahn EASILY!!!! sic PETA on his ass for what he’s doing to that horse
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butchladymaria · 3 years ago
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omw to complete a fetch quest for my lovely wife fia ❤️ hope this decision doesnt have any drastic long-term consequences 🥰
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butchladymaria · 2 years ago
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the fact that anyone can invade whenever in fromsoft games would not be half as annoying to me if it wasn’t an absolute nightmare to summon for co-op to begin with 😔
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butchladymaria · 3 years ago
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very, very mild elden ring gameplay spoilers ahead —
so i was running around in volcano manor, exploring the lava swamp down there that you have to traverse to get to one of the bosses of the area (up the cage elevators).
but seemingly out of nowhere, i wound up with an HP debuff.
i thought it might have been my equipment — but nope. i took everything off, unmemorized all my spells, the whole routine — and the debuff was Still There.
it’s not from fia — i haven’t been to the RTH in ages, its been even longer since i’ve seen her.
i’ve tried resting — no dice. hell i’ve progressed Significantly in many other areas since getting it, and the pesky thing is still sticking around!
if anyone has any insights, i’d love to hear! but i’m mostly just putting this out here for the record — in case anyone else has a similar experience, or in case it’s just a weird glitch.
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butchladymaria · 3 years ago
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ummm elden ring spoilers potentially but
very curious and intrigued by this irina lady
so my first playthrough of the start of the game i went with vagabond and got to liurna before being like. wow i really hate playing vagabond and switching to bandit
when i got to the grace lamp thing in liurna by the cliffs though i was kinda confused because there was a woman there who looked exactly like irina, who was dead after i completed her questline in castle morne
and i was… confused.
because she said the same thing about weak eyesight since birth as irina, looked exactly the same. i guess i just chalked it up to this new character just having a reused model. disappointing, sure, but not all that surprising. maybe the weak eyesight is like, a finger-maiden thing (which is a phrase i will NEVER be able to say without giggling lmao).
she was asking about shabriri grapes. i had no idea what those were — i’d actually only made it to liurna by accident, through a weird secret tunnel i found past the first boss margot the fell or whatever his name was.
fast forward to my second attempt. hadn’t completed the castle morne sidequest before reaching liurna, took that same shortcut. so ostensibly, irina is still alive.
but the lookalike woman by the grace wasn’t there.
i thought maybe i misremembered where she was, but there were a load of notes around where i thought she should be indicating that wasn’t the case.
what’s more, i found a shabriri grape in this backdoor entrance to stormveil castle — presumably where you’d exit after felling that first boss. on top of that — unless i’m remembering wrong — one of the starting items is a shabriri talisman that makes everything want you dead so badly?
well the whole thing seems very suspicious to me — but i will say this, if i’m right about something odd going on, i… am actually quite relieved! my first run of irina’s quest had me severely rolling my eyes. like, i know fromsoft games like to have their poor fair maidens who need to be saved and are slaughtered horribly anyway, but this was feeling just… grotesquely on the nose, nearly to the point of feeling like self-parody. like, they’re not even being subtle about fridging women. maybe they’re doing something more interesting for a change — though i don’t think ill get my hopes up just yet lmao
regardless this is just my speculation — i don’t mind small hints, but please no spoilers :)
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butchladymaria · 3 years ago
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just discovered spell of throwing rocks at you in elden ring. absolute game changer
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butchladymaria · 3 years ago
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ive died to maria like 30 times now and she STILL wont visceral attack me. lesbophobia at its finest 😒
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