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fromsoft games have me putting on an npc’s killer outfit sooooo mournfully when they die
#percy liveblogs elden ring i guess#percy liveblogs bloodborne i guess#this goes for both btw had this experience twice#me putting on my silly little wizard hat but if u look under the brim im just 😔#elden ring#bloodborne#soulsborne#this is about uh#spellblade rogier#d hunter of the dead#and then#eileen the crow#oh and#simon the harrowed#but also all of them#mine
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so i made it to volcano manor
#percy liveblogs elden ring i guess#lord help me im back on my bullshit#first annalise and now this lady#tho tbf. tanith doesnt have anything on annalise lmao#i DO like her house tho#fortunately or unfortunately for my tarnished i am absolute SHIT at pvp style play because i refuse to learn how to parry#(read: i wasnt immediately successful and now im too embarrassed to try again)#elden ring#lady tanith#(?)#i think
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noone talk to me im cryinf over millicent eldenring’s quest again
#percy liveblogs elden ring i guess#guys i miss her every day#my mmy poor little meowmeow#honestly atopped playing shortly after her quest ending#not cos i was mad but bc seeing milly was 90% of my motivation to keep going lol#tarnished vc millicent dieded. why live#mine
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rennala is autistic btw
#percy liveblogs elden ring i guess#reblog with other elden ring autistics :)#rennala queen of the full moon#rennala elden ring#elden ring#i love her sm omg#shes so GORGEOUS#a lesbian a lesbian a l#mine
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ELDEN RING SPOILERS //////
…so if marika and radagon are the same person does that mean rennala and radagon WERE lesbian married?????? *shot*
#elden ring spoilers#percy liveblogs elden ring i guess#rennala queen of the full moon#red haired radagon#i knew it. i FUCKING knew it#mine
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i beat radahn :)
through a series of embarrassing and convoluted events, only now can i finally go see miss ranni at her cute tower
#percy liveblogs elden ring i guess#elden ring spoilers#literally it was embarrassing UM#I JUST … i just run around#i am just running around and encountering challenges idk what all this elden lord nonsense is about#people just talk to me and tell me things#ranni is like i own death and i am going to destroy everything that came before or some thing#sellen just goes i am going to overthrow the carian royal family and restore the primeval glintstone current#lady tanith looked me in the eye and said i am going to tear the erdtree or something#and im like#yeah ok#i dont understand a single god damn word of what theyre talking about#but !!!! well!!!! listen !!!!#im just here to help women thats all#i didnt come to the land between to be elden lord or what ever i came here to kiss girls and commit acts of incomprehensible violence#mine
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so uh. does anyone know if hypothetically the health debuff fia gives you when she hugs you can stack. asking for a friend
#cos… it Would explain a lot—#Listen. What Am I Gonna Do. Say No.#im not tagging this a spoiler she LITERALLY tells you. straight up. as soon as you meet her#i just. cant read apparently 😭#percy liveblogs elden ring i guess#elden ring#fia deathbed companion
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pro gamers beat radahn EASILY!!!! sic PETA on his ass for what he’s doing to that horse
#percy liveblogs elden ring i guess#his POOR HORSE#SIR YOU ARE 10000 FEET TALL!!!! USE YOUR GOD DAMN LEGS YOU ASSHOLE#im going insane against this man#fuck this guy fuck this guy f#elden ring#general radahn#starscourge radahn#fromsoftware#hate this boss fight i keep getting LOST and LOSING MY SUMMONS#cos i FORGET where they are 😭#mine
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omw to complete a fetch quest for my lovely wife fia ❤️ hope this decision doesnt have any drastic long-term consequences 🥰
#percy liveblogs elden ring i guess#elden ring#elden ring spoilers#if u know u know.#fia deathbed companion
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the fact that anyone can invade whenever in fromsoft games would not be half as annoying to me if it wasn’t an absolute nightmare to summon for co-op to begin with 😔
#this is about elden ring lol#fistfighting the devs to PLEASE PLEASE just make it normal#percy liveblogs elden ring i guess
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very, very mild elden ring gameplay spoilers ahead —
so i was running around in volcano manor, exploring the lava swamp down there that you have to traverse to get to one of the bosses of the area (up the cage elevators).
but seemingly out of nowhere, i wound up with an HP debuff.
i thought it might have been my equipment — but nope. i took everything off, unmemorized all my spells, the whole routine — and the debuff was Still There.
it’s not from fia — i haven’t been to the RTH in ages, its been even longer since i’ve seen her.
i’ve tried resting — no dice. hell i’ve progressed Significantly in many other areas since getting it, and the pesky thing is still sticking around!
if anyone has any insights, i’d love to hear! but i’m mostly just putting this out here for the record — in case anyone else has a similar experience, or in case it’s just a weird glitch.
#percy liveblogs elden ring i guess#everything in the lands between wants me dead so bad and theyre not even being subtle about it anymore :/#elden ring#i dont . think i need to tag this for spoilers#but if anyone wants tht just message me lol
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ummm elden ring spoilers potentially but
very curious and intrigued by this irina lady
so my first playthrough of the start of the game i went with vagabond and got to liurna before being like. wow i really hate playing vagabond and switching to bandit
when i got to the grace lamp thing in liurna by the cliffs though i was kinda confused because there was a woman there who looked exactly like irina, who was dead after i completed her questline in castle morne
and i was… confused.
because she said the same thing about weak eyesight since birth as irina, looked exactly the same. i guess i just chalked it up to this new character just having a reused model. disappointing, sure, but not all that surprising. maybe the weak eyesight is like, a finger-maiden thing (which is a phrase i will NEVER be able to say without giggling lmao).
she was asking about shabriri grapes. i had no idea what those were — i’d actually only made it to liurna by accident, through a weird secret tunnel i found past the first boss margot the fell or whatever his name was.
fast forward to my second attempt. hadn’t completed the castle morne sidequest before reaching liurna, took that same shortcut. so ostensibly, irina is still alive.
but the lookalike woman by the grace wasn’t there.
i thought maybe i misremembered where she was, but there were a load of notes around where i thought she should be indicating that wasn’t the case.
what’s more, i found a shabriri grape in this backdoor entrance to stormveil castle — presumably where you’d exit after felling that first boss. on top of that — unless i’m remembering wrong — one of the starting items is a shabriri talisman that makes everything want you dead so badly?
well the whole thing seems very suspicious to me — but i will say this, if i’m right about something odd going on, i… am actually quite relieved! my first run of irina’s quest had me severely rolling my eyes. like, i know fromsoft games like to have their poor fair maidens who need to be saved and are slaughtered horribly anyway, but this was feeling just… grotesquely on the nose, nearly to the point of feeling like self-parody. like, they’re not even being subtle about fridging women. maybe they’re doing something more interesting for a change — though i don’t think ill get my hopes up just yet lmao
regardless this is just my speculation — i don’t mind small hints, but please no spoilers :)
#elden ring spoilers#elden ring#irina elden ring#castle morne#not sure what to tag this with haha#percy liveblogs elden ring i guess#this is probably what i get for not playing how i’m ‘supposed to’haha#well. if they didnt want me sneaking past the first boss maybe they shouldnt have put a secret tunnel!#through the mountain!
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just discovered spell of throwing rocks at you in elden ring. absolute game changer
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ive died to maria like 30 times now and she STILL wont visceral attack me. lesbophobia at its finest 😒
#jk it is lesbian on lesbian crime#i get sick of dying in bb and instead play elden ring; where i die to the same pack of dogs 873 times;#bloodborne#lady maria of the astral clocktower#am i just Too Good at dodging???? AINT NO *WAY*#MY GOOD HUNTER IS ROLLING INTO ATTACKS LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER#but the ONE time i wanna get visceraled.#weeps#punches the air#i keep getting So close to beating her too but her third phase is a fucking Monster#like im literally not even losing on purpose at this pt lol she is . she is kicking my gay little ass#girl you are OHKOing me before i get the chance to let you kill me to death on purpose but in a gay way 😔💔#not mad tho shes so handsome and her theme is a banger#percy liveblogs bloodborne i guess
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