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east-germany · 2 years

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I gotta reply to yr tags this way like a fucking neanderthal cuz op blocked me on sight (I would too) but anyways yea see grey hairs in your teens/20′s round these parts is 1.genetic and 2.sped up by caffeine use and I drink no less than 200-500 mg of caffeine a day so ya boi is well on his way to becoming a silver fox (Send help)

#teddy.txt #see I have coffee for breakfast and energy drink for lunch and keep finding grey hairs #if u shave the sides nobody finds them :'3 #like only one or two strands every so often but #I was a teenager this time last year why me #I mean my dad started greying when he was 19 so at least I staved it off a year??#anyways today I got three cans of monster cuz they were on sale!#and espresso! and coffee!#thats why everyone I write is having such panic attacks all the time also cuz #mmmm magic bean juice make me feel like a god #whats it like having unmarred hair #unsilverfoxified #polar bearn't #petition to add a lil grey streak in the brown bar of the bear pride flag

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