#pft get rekt

[askthetotallynotcampcamp]

aged up nerrison?? p l e a s e??

Ava: alrighty pal

They're like 16-

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Nerris: *walking to school and bopping to music*

Harrison: *a p p e a r s behind nerris pew pew* *bOOM JUMPS IN FRONT OF NERRIS* Boo!

Nerris: JESUS CHRIST- oh hey Harrison! *kisses his cheek*

Harrison: Hey princess, what’re you listening to?

Nerris: for the 28282nd time, bad romance because it SLAPS

Harrison: Oh no, is that how you feel about me? I’m so hurt-! *:( but not actually*

Nerris: oh dont be like that idiot *playfully pushes him*

Harrison: I am using the cool drama techniques Preston taught me, shhh

Nerris: good job, you're learning from a professional *claps*

Harrison: *smooch smooch* I’m gonna beat you to school

Nerris: OH NO YOU WONT! *SPEED*

Harrison: *speedier*

His hat: *flies off*

Nerris: HA PEACE OUT HOMIE

Harrison: oh fUCK MY HAT *runs after his h a t*

Bully Bobby: *picks up harrison c a p* did you lose your stupid hat, magic boy?

Nerris: *turns around and walks back* BOBBY GO AWAY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! *snatches his hat out of his hand*

Bully Bobby: oh boohoo, you’re standing up for the guy who killed his own brother?

Harrison: I didn’t kill my brother-!

Nerris: bobby, you take that back right now. Harrison did not kill his brother. You dont know what he has been through so you dont have the right to say anything!

Harrison: *:(*

Bully Bobby: what else does “disappear” mean? he killed his own brother when he was like, 12, and buried him in their yard!

Nerris: and you would know that how? You dont know anything about Harrison. Nothing. Have you been friends with him since you were like 11? No.

Bully Bobby: oh shut up-

Harrison: Bobby, just fuck off. *snatches hat from nerris and sHOVES it back on* i’m going to school *angee walking*

Nerris: thanks for that Bobby. Really needed that right now *flips him off and walks next to Harrison* hey you know you can go home if you want, you dont have to go to school. I'm sorry that just happened. Bobby sucks.

Harrison: no, i’m going to school, it’s just worse at home. *angee speed walking*

Nerris: hey, you could go to my house. You know my parents love you. I'll go with you if you want.

Harrison: *q u i e t talking* i didn’t mean to make my brother disappear :(((

Nerris: heyheyhey! It's okay Harrison. I know you didnt mean it, he knows you didnt mean it. I know you dont like talking about it and I'm sorry he brought it up.

Harrison: can we skip school so i don’t have to see bobby’s stupid face? i wish i could make him disappear *>:(*

hat: cap

Nerris: yeah! *spins around* let's go my good sir! *puts out her hand*

Harrison: *g r i p* will your parents be mad?

Nerris: nah, they're chill and my mom's at work. My dad is probably playing D&D with his pals

Harrison: *teehee* you used to be so into D&D it wasn’t even funny

Nerris: yeah yeah I know! I would go around camp "saying spells" and playing with dice all day- and I would fight with you like crazy *laughs*

Harrison: your stupid little hat and cape were so adorable, you were such a dork

Nerris: okay but your magic shows were so good, I'm still impressed

Harrison: I’m still good at magic, you know! *pulls out a f l o w e r*

Nerris: I know you're good at magic duhhhhhh

Harrison: can we watch a movie at your house? *puts the flower in nerris’s hair teeheehaw*

Nerris: oh my god yes! Any ideas?

Harrison: something distracting *boopboop*

Nerris: alrighty!

-at her house-

Nerris: hey dad! *drops her bag on the floor*

Harrison: hello mr. nerris’ dad!!!

Nerris dad: hey kids!

Nerris: *runs upstairs to her room* tally-ho!

Harrison: *runs into nerris’ room and LEAPS onto her bed kapowie*

Nerris: jeez are you in love with my bed or something?

Harrison: no idiot, i’m in love with you *takes OFF HIS CAP*

Nerris: woah Harrisons getting serious hes taking off his cap

Harrison: Oh shut up “nerris the cute” *airquotes lmao*

Nerris: you're the one who agreed with the nickname at camp so *putting away books and crap*

Harrison: you’re going to put away books instead of laying down with meeeee?

Nerris: do you see the state of my room? It's a mess!

Harrison: do you see the state of ME?

Nerris: shhhh *hug*

Harrison: you make everything better, princess *hug :))*

Nerris: so *sits down* what do you wanna do

Harrison: uh, I dunno

Nerris: well you're the one who was whining because he wasnt getting affection

Harris’ phone: bring bring bring bring bring bring ava i just rekt u bring bring bring bring bring

Harrison: get my phone for me NERRIS

Nerris: okay! Oh shit it's your parents *gives him his phone*

Harrison: oh shit- hold up i’ll, uh be right back. *goes into the hALLWAY*

Nerris: *drawings*

Harrison: *>:”(* *s t o m p s back into nerris’ room* *>:(*

Nerris: what's wrong?

Harrison: my mother called and asked why i ‘wasn’t at school’

Nerris: pft, oh well. You can chill out here homie

Harrison: yeah, well, she’s coming over here apparently

Nerris: ughhhhh. I'll explain to her honey. *kiss uwu*

Harrison: *😳😳😳😳* i’m just nervous i guess- i should’ve shut off the stupid thing-

Doorbell: glipnorp

Nerris: I'll get it- coming! *runs downstairs and opens the door* hello!

Harrison’s mummy: Hello, is Harrison here?

Nerris: okay I can explain. Harrison we getting made fun of and i stood up for him and he really wanted to go home so we came here.

Harrison’s mummy wummy: right, and how does he know you? where is he now?

Twerker: i pee

g

[croakings]

tags masterpost

someone asked me to do this and whoever u are im coming 4 u but here u go

* about--- tags i relate to similar: oh worm, worm, me, literally me, god me, me rn, same, relatable, mood, big mood, that’s a mood, yeah/ yup, me 2, me 2 buddy, hard same, god same, aesthetic, story of my life, who took this picture of me in my private home, picrew, how im tryna be, word, so true bestie <3, tbh, writing, drawing

* rip--- negative tag similar: lmao, the struggle, mental illness, ah., yeah., god, god., this is irrelevant, tw, alas

* the happening--- stuff about tumblr’s new “nsfw” ban, or whatever related: hellwebsite, tumblr, i hate this place, i hate this website, i hate this fuckin family, stop, no, tunglr.hell, tunglr dot hell, i hate it here, i fcuking hate it here, everything happens so much

* the end of times--- bad stuff happening in the world related: fuck that guy (trump), its guillotine time babey (eat the rich), good (sometimes good news), usa tag, texas, chicano tag, opinion on main, dear cia this is a joke, psa, political bullshit, what the fuck, yikes, jfc, the discourse, 9_9, politics, the protest, reagan hate blog, uspol, coronavirus, donations, that other thing i always yell about (american schoool system) , cannot emphasize enough how much i hate it here, new tags for individual debate and election cycles

* rekt--- someone got owned similar: get rekt, obliterated, absolutely obliterated, its what she deserves

* ha--- i laughed related: pft, i snorted, i snorted i’m/im sorry, legendary, im crying, holy shit, oh my god, iconic, truly

* i am in love--- something i liked a lot related: i love, clothes, jewelry, makeup, beauty tips, favorite, tunes, want, need, pls/please, goals, ideal, the fires of my jealousy cannot be contained, dance, nice, actual art, good lines, i love him, cool, tattoos, god i wish that were me, a friend

* fun fact--- a fact i thought was fun similar: history, science/science!, science?, useful, adult tag, that thing i always yell about, academic bugfuckery, mythology, folklore, greek mythology, how to, language, languages, tech, plants

* reference--- a general reference for something related: writing, writing reference, art reference

* cute--- something cute related: this is cute, dogs, cats, baby, birb, bun, pretty, flowers, shaped like a friend!!!!! (animals in general), pets, under the sea, a friend, my heart

* story time--- a story similar: kids, that thing i always yell about (yet again), this isn’t a story but i feel like it is, tell me a story, people, poetry, my writing, lines of a form fashioned

* amazing--- usually a meme this is a pure wholesome meme (bongo cat), why did fireflies become a meme, tbh, 2 tru, tru, art, cursed, kill me, ominous bullshit, i, the absurd, thank god, i love this meme, i love this post, i think about this post all the time, legendary, incredible, if i had to see this so do you, cursed, bless, ? , today (for all the daily/calendar-specific memes)

* fandom stuff (etc.): somebody once told me--- smashmouth/shrek related rollin around at the speed of sound--- sonic hey gamers--- stuff about video games in general, but mostly nintendo stuff reel talk--- movies disney--- disney stuff no capes--- super heroes venom 2018--- stuff about venom, 2018 undertale--- u get it probably lmao. deltarune lives here also poyo--- kirby! i love hozier honestly--- hozier’s shenanigans ghibli--- ghibli stuff books--- books billiam spearmint-- the works of shakespear, or something pjo--- percy jackson and related series night in the woods spop--- she ra tdp--- the dragon prince dp--- danny phantom atla--- avatar the last airbender, and the few korra things that don’t fill me with boundless rage war of stars--- star wars hp--- harry potter (now a hate tag) loz--- zelda (perpetually in my brain rent free)(mostly moved to @zelda-posting!) su--- steven universe spange--- spongebob gravity falls megamind over the garden wall alien meme--- anything about or in the spirit of the “what if humans were the space orcs” universe, ft stabby the roomba an idiot sandwich--- gordon ramsey currently in love with this stupid video--- bill wurtz childhood/ i love this show--- mostly cartoon stuff, may contain other things (edit: now there is a separate “cartoons” tag as well, for more recent stuff) dragons--- stuff about dragons rip vine--- vine compilations animation hollow knight twilight—- twilight, but i’ve never really watched the movies or read the books, so it’s just memes owl house 500 miles--- into the spiderverse kipo anime man bdg--- brian david gilbert unsolved--- shane and ryan my king arthur hate continues--- anything about king aruthur and also bbc merlin i love riverdale. i love it so much. i love taking shots thru it it is a superb drinking game--- riverdale, which i have barely watched spn--- supernatural but i never watched it. as w twilight: just memes fandom--- meta! talking about... fandom.

tropes

literature

misc.: village witch tag--- stuff about how i want to be a witch in the woods, or that general aesthetic don’t do drugs kids--- stuff about my experience doing stuff i probably shouldn’t what a wonderful world--- stuff i like about the world * --- something i, personally, have made, written, or commented on (edit: now subdivided variously, but all of them will have *) answered/mutual tag--- an ask that i answered/a mutual's ask i've answered/about mutuals war flashbacks--- triggered a memory god bless--- thanks thank you--- someone said something real well zap--- dash/rb game wizardposting--- just tumblr wizard things™️ sounds about right--- it sure does accurate/that's fair--- a horoscope or something that was on point double-dog dare you--- one of those ask prompts fuk u--- fuk u also/ so/ okay i’m done now/ anyways/ anyway/ well/ i mean/ like--- i probably rambled in the tags it got better/ did i put this here already/ again--- this is already on my blog somewhere but i lost it/i like this version better/i simply Love it that’s fair--- most of my tags are reactions. this is one of them testing 1 2 3--- a personality test usually tag--- a tag game this is a callout post/ this is a shoutout post--- drags and thanks @/ friends--- something i think someone i know would like sorry friends--- i do something badly and it’s probably inconvenient on it coach/ok/sure--- this is a joke but also a reaction stop dragging me/ don’t call me out like this/look/look.--- i was called out and i didn’t like it roygbiv--- LGBTQA+ stuff the saga--- ongoing drama or stories here on tumblr dot com my wife--- the moon (love letters--- art of her <3) hero/king--- someone who did something i like, support, or think is funny college/school--- stuff about college/school, or would be helpful to a college/school student we go forward--- postive stuff mental health--- stuff about maintaining a happy brain later--- something 2 come back  later to do--- see above puns how to--- tutorials etc words--- someone used words well, or just a word a like ah--- something nice hm--- a post that made me go hm 🔪--- stay away from me tag/ has a knife in it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯--- post that made me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. sibling t—- a sibling mood or about my siblings a horse of course--- horses! will probably be ominous oh worm?--- worm on a string posts perfection--- frogs effervescent--- snails sewing tag--- all textiles/fiber craft spooky/its october--- halloween etc merry--- christmas i still don’t have a religion tag: anything about religious beliefs tags that i stole:--- i liked the tags from the person i reblogged it from/the source! they are not mine

that’s it and if i forgot something. pls tell me lmao. i forget about my tags all the time n i have NO idea how or when any of these will b used but this SHOULD help some w filtering. ideally. probably. godspeed out here tbh

[melodicminho]

friends to lovers ❁ hoshi

anon asked: Hello! I really liked your friends-to-lovers Junhui AU, so would it be okay to request a friends-to-lovers Hoshi AU? Thank you! :)

aw thank u, im glad you liked jun’s version! i’ll do my best to make this one just as good!

you both were put in dancing classes when you were young

that’s basically how you two met

the dance moms were mingling with each other as u all had ur class

but i guess soonyoung’s mom and urs just CLICKED

they became best friends which meant u both had to be too

IT’S A RULE

you both got along with each other well so it wasn’t a forced friendship

soonyoung was a very fidgety boy and dancing was something that helped when he was feeling restless

whenever he came to ur house or u went to his you would always see him dancing

like if he was walking down the path to ur house u just see him moonwalking to the door or he’s doing something crazy like KRUMPING

like is this kid okay lol

you’d have to try and stop him from dancing so much cause ur scared he’ll hurt himself by DANCING SO MUCH

looked exxxxtra cute with braces on

he was a bit embarrassed by it, but i mean .. who isn’t u know

“it’s okay hoshi i still think ur cute.”

“oh thank u pft” (*≧∀≦*)

soonyoung hated school

he hated waking up so early to get ready for something he thought was useless

but he still pulled through with those good grades

HE WASN’T ALLOWED TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL

so he always pined after girls who he wasn’t able 2 get with

this boy can speak lANGUAGE AFTER LANGUAGE AFTER LANGUAGE

ok maybe just japanese, chinese, and korean

he also wasn’t a very loud person, but whenever u saw him he was blasting his music so in a sense he was p loud

he became more of a rat during ur 2nd to last year of high school

nEVER BACKED U UP FOR GROUP DISCUSSIONS

let u get in trouble w the teacher when it was hIS FAULT

but he is super duper good at taekwondo and whenever a boy or creepy dude went up to u he would ‘HYA’ them in the face

get rekt

also wanted to fight everyone in ur class, he hated all of them

probably would’ve fought ur teacher too if the chance of getting expelled was 0

SUEPR BIG SHINEE FAN

hoshi: JULIETTE YEONGHONEUL BACHILKKEYO

hoshi: dude sing it with me

hoshi: JULIETTE JEBAL NAL BADA JWOYO

hoshi: oh u don’t know that song?

hoshi: ok well how abou--  JAJAEONG MAK JINAN SAEBYEOK YO sing it with me--

u: JINHEULG SOK NUN TTEUN MUEONGA

when u sang the next lyrics he was like

omg (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ

OK but that’s when he knew he fell in love with u

he knew he wasn’t allowed to date until he graduated but </3 he finally realized that u were the one 4 him

perfect, cute, fun

u were hi s ideal type

bc u smelled nice (and he secretly knew that u liked him too)

it was a breath of fresh air once you both graduated high school

bc school’s over

and ,, maybe he could even ask u out soon . omgg soonyoung get urself together (*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ))

ok but when i mean ask u out soon i MEAN RLLY SOON

dude he asked u out three days after graduation lol

“um .. would u pl s go out with me pls”

at first u were like ?? r u bullshitting soonyoung it isnt funny bro

｡(*^▽^*)ゞ “i don’t think i was joking?? idk pft”

i mean of course you said yes to him what a goofball

his mom was very proud

gave him a thumbs up when he told her the news

“son u picked the right one. i was hoping u would fall for them”

“oh thank u mom”

is a loving boyfriend. he loves u so much

rlly likes apples so he feeds u apple slices from time to time

an apple a day keeps the doctor away

still dances A LOT

can rlly krump

but also slow dances with you sometimes when he feels like he should give u some extra love

he’s super cuddly with u aw ):

sometimes wants to fight u cause ur cute

his heart goes BOOM BOOM BOOM BOBOBMOBOOM whenever he sees u

which is like always

“STOP”

“what”

“my heart ,... it can’t take ur . ,,, perfectness .......”

has dance battles with u

and helps u with taekwondo so that u can defend urself when he’s not around

is proud of u even though u just kicked him in the face

“thank u jagiya that was refreshing”

“sweetheart ur on the floor are u sure u don’t need ice”

“babe ur heart is cold as fuck i don’t need ice”

“wtf”

minghao encourages u to fight ur boyfriend whenever he does him wrong

again, his heart goes DOKI DOKI ODKIDOKDOIDDOKI whenever u do something he finds cute or attractive

“omg babe feel my heart it’s beating so fast”

“literally all i did was sit on the couch are u sure u don’t need to go to the hospital”

“fine if ur not gonna feel my heartbeat ill do it myself”

“ok babe”

(੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु “WHATEVER I DONT NEED U”

he loves u

so MUCH

gets u to sing shinee songs with him every now and then so that he can fall in love with you evenmore

LOVES SINGING LOVE SICK AND PUNCH DRUNK LOVE WITH YOU

u both cry a little whenever u watch that one performance of 낯선자  stranger

this one

“what a blessing. key looks so good here, jagi”

“oh my god they’re so good at dancing”

“my sins have been washed away jus t by watching this”

SNUGGLES U SO MUCH

ur friends and his hate it whenever ur both stuck to each other’s sides

“ur just jealous. bac k OFF”

cries when u cry

vows to never make u cry

unless it’s a good thing like maybe giving you smth you’ve always wanted ( ... shinee concert tickets maybe ) or proposing to u

which CALM DOWN soonyoung you’ve only been dating for a year give it a little more time

ive been rambling for too long im sry

soonyoung would be such a sweet and innocent boyfriend honestly he would never let go of u ur the most precious thing to him

[yi-dashi-a]

SHIT WE KNOW ABOUT MASTER YI NOW / MUSINGS I GET OUTTA THIS NEW LORE

A Short Summary Before I Write a Deconstructing Essay of Wukong’s New Lore... if I ever do

//Because my thoughts on this whole thing are very muddled, and I need somewhere to start in all this shit. Perhaps I’ll gleam new things as I read over this shit another 20 times over, but this is at least what is important to me now.

Wukong’s Bio

Yi is less a mountain man and more a Soraka wannabe. Sitting in his glade all important like.

Though Wukong is somehow ‘‘‘‘‘‘faster’‘‘‘‘‘ than Master Yi, it seems Yi’s inherent speed just comes from being able to think faster than most things. He’s fleet of foot, but only because he has speed of thought.

Interestingly, though Yi’s (perhaps outdated) lore says that Yi’s want for vengeance drove him to isolation and training, Yi initially says he ‘does not fight any more’ when prompted with the question, ‘Why do you fight?’ It seems like an interesting throwback to Yi’s previous lore pre rework, where protecting Wuju was paramount to Yi, and knowing he would rush out and get himself killed was the foresight that kept him in isolation.

Yi would and did introduce himself as ‘Master Yi’ pre coming out of isolation. Interesting when he supposedly did not consider himself a Master of Wuju at this time (or at least ‘true mastery of Wuju still evaded him’)

Funnily enough, Yi’s lore is now the outdated one when it comes to how Yi and Wu came to be partners in Wuju, whereas previously Wu’s lore was all outdated with mentions of the Institute and shit. I do like this version better, if only because Yi’s version of events was a Deus Ex Machina of him just ‘getting better’ in two seconds. The progression of respect gives me a new passion for the Yi / Wu story in tandem.

The fact that Wukong senses ‘a deep sadness’ in Yi instead of ‘a deep anger’ makes me wonder in just what direction they want to take Yi moving forward.

Yi takes a blow to the temple like a champ really. Good one Yi. More importantly though its the implication that Yi had either been fighting without a sword this whole time, or had been doing so begrudgingly. Him ‘giving up the sword’ seems to be in opposition to training with it to slaughter elevently billion Noxians, so again I wonder what direction they want to take Yi in moving forward.

Yi having disciples pre Wukong and pre war has always been on the cards for me, but now we know that despite not mastering Wuju at the time he was still in a position to perhaps teach and train others. And then they obviously died, and then everyone else got fuckin rekt. GG Yi.

By extension though, the implication here is that Yi is much older than what I might think he is. Certainly he could be into the 1000s, though his lore currently doesn’t support that too well. Definitely old enough to be charged with teaching people shit, despite not really being a full Master yet at that time.

And in the end there is an interesting shift. From Yi’s previous perspective he never saw the concept of training Wukong to be reactionary in any way. That being, he never saw it as his way to fight back. Rather, he saw it more as a way to shift his focus away from violence. To preserve Wuju instead of using it for harm. Now however, it seems like less a matter of ‘explore the world and find people to teach Wuju’ to, as it is to ‘go back out into Ionia and help out people who could use a Wuju hand.’ Certainly the two concepts can exist in tandem though, and I can rectify that.... somehow.

And Yi never left Ionia, as far as the lore leaves us currently . fuCKiGN HElL RITO T___T That being said we don’t really have a time frame for all this, so prepare for shit to get semi smudged pft.

Fast and Dumb

It’s Yi’s way or the Ionian Highway. For some reason this makes me laugh, even though really I already played it this way.

It’s funny how Yi’s wit in game seems to be opposed by Wukong’s perception of Yi. Gruff, humourless and stern, even when steeping on poop. I mean I don’t think I’d find much humour in that either.

The description of Yi unsheathing his blade is very odd to me, since even splash art Yi obviously doesn’t have a sheath for his dao / jian. This makes me think that Wukong often sees Yi kill people with his foot blades alone. Why is this funny? So far Fast and Dumb has just made me laugh.

Also I don’t know if it’s just  Wukong’s fantasy, but Yi killing people????

Wukong knows that Yi points at his eyes, which again makes me laugh given that he wears the goggles.

The concept of Slow and Smart vs Fast and Dumb is an interesting one. You’d think in an art of absolute awareness he’d be open to more, but I suppose absolute awareness hasn’t been truly canon for a long time.

The goggles ‘rattle.’ Gosh wouldn’t that get annoying?

Then there’s a giant picture of Splash Art Sword(TM), which makes me sad because the one element I took from Yi’s model design was the green dao. I’ve always preferred Splash Art Yi over Model Yi though, which makes me happier in my choice to render Yi in splash style rather than model style. Iunno what I do about all the Jade headcanons now but you know. dems the breaks.

“Yi’s big problem – apart from not finding me funny, and the fact that his goggles make him look like a man-sized bug – is that he spent the last handful of years sitting alone in a field of flowers. His patience is infinite. He thinks everything can be thought through. Planned for. “ This gives me angsty chills, for some reason.

Also the fact Wukong knows that Yi ISN’T a man-sized-bug lends well to the fact that he just has two eyes underneath his helmet, and that he is, for the most part, a normal human being.

Though maybe I am thinking about it too hard when I read into Yi darting around too quick for people to notice, but I feel like these are subtle Alpha Strike feats. Probably not though. The Alpha Strike doesn’t need to be more OP.

Wukong doesn’t seem to refer to Yi as Master. I kind of like that dynamic. Also, even though he calls Yi humourless, perhaps in jest, it’s not hard for Wu to imagine Yi smirking at his mistakes or the fact Yi was right about something... at the expense of physical injury.

Yi trying to use the ‘hip’ and ‘with it’ kid talk while he waits for his student to almost die. Classic Master Yi move.

YI SPEAKING WITH CONTRACTIONS TRIGGERS thE fuCk OUT OF ME aAAAAAa. Though honestly I am not that fussed. It’s a force of habit and a stylistic choice on my part. I can just say they are speaking Ionian here... right?

“I don’t like admitting I’m wrong. You were impatient, reckless, and you absolutely made the right call.” get ace’d Mr. Yi fuckin rekt ded 10/10 wasted

But that’s all I got. This is a mess, but here it is.

[keunakool]

Lots o’ Fun tag

I was tagged by @ayo-jin ♥ I hope things are going well! I’m sorry for not having responded in a while ;;

Are you named after someone? - kind of but not rlly?? ehh ya’ll rdy for the most morbid story of ur life. so before i was ashlyn, i was gonna be named jenna beth bc my grandma wanted it that way right. but like,,, some time before i was born my mom was watching the news and saw that a baby got sUper rekt by a babysitter and suffered a horrible death #rip smol bab but anyways that baby was named ashlyn and i am now living the legacy that baby should have

When is the last time you cried? - @plsinx when we started that dumb elf/human angst whenever tf that was

Do you like your handwriting? - I do! But only when I’m taking notes. I tend to write better when I know it’s for something important.

What is your favorite lunch meat? - Deli sliced turkey tbh. I kind of live off on it sometimes.

Do you have kids? - Only the worst best cat in the world  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? - It depends on if I was still the same and not someone with another personality because tbh finding friends like me is a stRUGGLe and I need more. But if I was someone else entirely, prooobably not. I think I’m kind of hard to talk to sometimes and that I come off kind of cold and distant.

Do you use sarcasm? - Not really.

Do you still have your tonsils? - Yee.

Would you bungee jump? - I want to say yes, but that’s probably easier said than done haha. I don’t mind heights, but I mind the whole falling aspect, so yikes.

What is your favorite kind of cereal? - ppl think im wrong for liking plain cornflakes but come on guys it’s so good

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? - Nah. You just pull ‘em off and go.

Do you think you’re a strong person? - this one is actually hard to answer. i’m weird when it comes to handling things.

What is your favorite ice cream flavor? - It’s a tie between raspberry and mint chocolate.

What is the first think you notice about people? - Body language and hair tbh. 

Red or pink? - Pink. 

What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? - My skin. I have a lot of acne scars and scars just in general. I also have a lot of freckles and blood spots due to me always scratching at my skin. It’s just not a good look lmfao.

What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now? - I’m actually barefoot rn, but I have black pajama pants on with a red and white plaid pattern on it.

What was the last thing you ate? - Like two packs of those cheddar crackers with cheese or peanut butter in the middle. I have no self control.

What are listening to right now? - 1.2.3 by B.I.G ;; it’s literally on repeat i love it so much

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? - One of the crayola crayons that has glitter in them

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? - I think it was my pappaw. He asked me what time he needed to get me for school because my mom was away at the time.

Favorite sport to watch? - I’m not big into sports tbh, but I don’t mind soccer.

Hair color? - It’s brown now! Now that I’ve grown it back to it’s natural hair color, I’ll be able to dye it fun colors ;A;

Eye color? - Blue.

Do you wear contacts? - Nope! I think I look best with my glasses.

Favorite food to eat? - hit me up with that subway tho

Scary movies or comedies? - I am much too anxious for horror movies, so I’ll take a comedy. The last time I watched a horror movie, I think I actually ended up crying later that night because I was so afraid to sleep pft.

Last movie you watched? - Free: Starting Days.

What color of shirt are you wearing? - It’s a bright blue. It doesn’t match my pants at all lol.

Summer or winter? - Winter, but I prefer autumn overall.

Hugs or kisses? - //sweats where’s the option for a good fist bump bc i prefer neither

What book are you currently reading? - Invision by Sherrilyn Kenyon. It’s been a while since I read the last book, so I don’t remember like the 2039203 characters, plus the dialogue in this one is a whole lot cringier than I remember the last books being. Disappointing, really, since it’s one of my favorite fantasy series. But it’s ok because Caleb is still best demon boy  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Who do you miss right now? - @ithemighty i miss my boys ok do u kno how often im listening to the frame series (honestly take a shot every time i promote them)

What is on your mouse pad? - I don’t have one omfg. I use my books and notebooks since I use my laptop.

What is the last TV program you watched? - Diners, drive-ins, and dives omfg (support my one true love @ guy fieri)

What is the best sound? - @fluffyjihun u ever heard a smol pretty boy whimper

Rolling Stones or The Beatles? - the wiggles

What is the furthest you have ever traveled? - Texas lmfao. I only stayed for two days.

Do you have a special talent? - not really, no. i’m told i do a good magikarp impression tho

Where were you born? - Ohio. Like, a few cities away from my town.

i’ll tag some of my friends and recent followers ♥ || @batl7 @fluffyjihun @756cm @knkruinedmylife @plsinx @akatsukinoito @imleavingonatrain @btshietue @fairyim @vixxeroni

[askthetotallynotcampcamp]

jaspvid for the s o u l

michael: oak aye

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Jasper: *first day working at the camp 😳😳* *vIbES near the entrance lmao*

David: GOOOOOOD MORNING JASPER! READY FOR YOUR FIRST DAY?

Jasper: Totally!! Is the camp still the same as when we were younger?

David: yup! Obviously different kids, they can get crazy so be prepared!

Jasper: Oh jeez, okay.

The b u s: *i am alive*

David: ah! They're here, oh you're gonna love them Jas!

Max: *walks off the bus* who the hell is that?!

Nerris: yeah I've never seen him before! Hello sir I dont know!

David: well kids, this is your new counselor, Jasper!

Jasper: Hi kids-! I hope I can make your summer great!!

Neil: *😒😒*

Harrison: Oh cool! A new person to show my magic to!

Space kid: howdy do Jasper!

Max: okay just another person to make fun of!

-all the kids are in the mess haul now-

David: I told you to be prepared! Dont let max get to you, hes always like that

Jasper: he’s just a little, uh, insulting. kinda rude, I can handle it though! Don’t worry about it

David: alrighty!

-time skip bc I'm lazy-

David: *getting ready for sleep time* do do dooooo

Jasper: ughhh, I do not understand how you deal with those kids all day *😔*

David: I've gotten used to them, maxes words hurt sometimes but I'm fine with it. And you dont have to work here ya know, if it isnt fun for you

Jasper: I wanna work here because I miss being with you all the time, homeslice- I’ll get used to it eventually

David: awe that's sweet, but you can always tell me if you want to leave because this place can stress you out! Now you, should get some sleep mister

Jasper: *😳😳😳* ah yeah, you too homie *bed time bro*

David: goodnighttttt!

Jasper: goodnight-

Time: smellbert day time

The camp: i am going to burn down

David: OH GOSH THE CAMP!

-after they fix the camp bc I'm lazy and tired-

David: *collapses against a tree* now that, that was a workout

Jasper: *collapses nexts to mr tree* is that how it’s like everyday?

Neil: *a p p r o a c h e s*

David: yeah basically *jumps up* hello Neil!

Neil: Hey can I show you something I’ve been working on? *is neil*

David: ah yes of course! *grabs Jaspers hand and walks over*

Jasper: *😳😳😳😳*

Neil: Okay, so, this is my science stuff, and this right here is a calculator

David: very...interesting! Right Jasper!

Jasper: I like the uh, bottles?

Neil: The test tubes?

David: *tries not to laugh*

Jasper: I mean- I guess? I don’t know, I never did science

Neil: Literally everyone knows what a test tube is-!

David: oh come on Neil cut him some slack, hes not all about science

Neil: david, literally everyone knows what a test tube is!

David: well Jasper isnt everyone! Keep up the good work! *walks back to the cabin*

Jasper: *taps david’s shoulder 😗✌️* hey hey hey, quick question

David: hm? *turns around* yeah Jasper?

Jasper: Can I talk to you alone for a hot sec

David: yeah of course! What's up buddy pal

Jasper: uh, so, since I was a kid i thought you were super cool-?

David: wow really?! Youre really.. what's the word you use..radical!

Jasper: Wow thanks! Anyway, I was thinking and like- I like you??

David: well duh, we're best friends!

Jasper: yeah, but, like-like you homie

David: *very red* oh gosh- i- um-

Jasper: *😳😳😳* uh- yeah-

David: a-are you sure? Out of a-all people?

Jasper: *nodnodnodnod*

David: well uh- lucky for you- *kisses his cheek😳😳😳*

Jasper: *😳😳😳😳* oh dang-

David: *smiles at him*

Gwen: well that was lovely

Jasper: Wow gwen okay

David: oh h-hi Gwen..*v red*

Jasper: *😳😳😳😳*

Gwen: I saw the whole thing, it was WAY better than trash tv

David: well is this good for your trash tv? *kisses Jasperteehee*

Jasper: *is a red*

Gwen: *:0* Oh damn!!

David: oh wait I actually did that-

Jasper: jesus- *lmao covers his face or some shit*

Gwen: 👏👏👏

David: okay uh toodaloo! Bye! *runs to the cabin*

Jasper: uh, i’m gonna go too-! *fOLLOW*

Max: they're so gonna makeout

David: *in the bathroom* WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME

Jasper: *kNocKs oN tHe dOoR* uhh, davey are you okay?

David: AH! oh Jasper, hello! Uh yes I am completely fine why would something be wrong what

Jasper: you ran away really fast, are you sure you’re okay-?

David: yes of course! *comes pit of the bathroom and is like face to face w/ jasper bc he was standing right outside of the door??*

Jasper: *😳👉👈* *s smooch*

David: *😳😳😳😳😳😳*

Jasper: i’m uh, sorry *😔👉👈*

David: nononono it's okay! *hug*

Jasper: *hug 😔👉👈*

David: hey, you okay? *ruffles his hair and laughs*

Jasper: *:) 👉👈* of course!

David: that's great! *smiles at him*

Jasper: we should uh, leave and see what the kiddos are up to *walks out backwards???*

David: okay! *kicks the door open* owie

Jasper: oh dang are you okay-

Nikki: What SPICY DRAMA happened??!

David: nikki what do you mean??

Nikki: Max said you were gonna make out!

David: nothing happened! *😳*

Jasper: *holds onto david’s arm or smth lmao oop*

Nikki: hmmmm

David: nikki nothing- uh- nothing happened!

Max: Likely story DAVID!

David: fine, what do you think happened?

Max: you two made out or some gross shit and then you came out like nothing happened!

David: well you are incorrect!

Jasper: very incorrect!

Nikki: Oh damn it!

David: well anyways, since it's getting to sunset now, its campfire time! *skips over to the benches*

Jasper: come on children!! *follow*

Children: kk *follow*

Max: jasper I seriously dont understand how youre in love with HIM

David: *making a fire*

Jasper: I mean, he’s really nice, Max- I’m sure you’ll feel the same way about someone eventually

Max: pft- yeah, no

David: *stands up* okay and we are ready for action!

Jasper: oh come ON max, stop being so heartless *walks over to the f i r e*

David: *sits down on a log and puts on his sweatshirt* (I LOVE DAVID WEARING A SWEATSHIRT)

Jasper: *sits next to d a v i d* oh dang, are you cold?

David: eh, it's just summer night air

Jasper: yeah but i wanted an excuse to do this *puts his arm around david 😳*

David: *goes wide eyed 😳😳*

Jasper: *forehead smooch 😳😳*

David: *hides in his sweatshirt😳* Jasper not in front of the campers!-

Jasper: Oh dang i’m so sorry *n not*

David: *rests his head on his shoulder* hmph

Jasper: oh no, am i in trouble now? *hug teehee*

David: *shakes his head no*

Jasper: cool cool cool *😘😘😘*

Gwen: *👀👀👀*

David: *sleep*

Gwen: I think you need to go tuck your boy in

Jasper: Righto, Gwen make sure nothing burns down *picks up mr tree mans and cArRiEs hIm To tHe CabIn wOwIe*

David: huh..oh hi jasperrrr

Jasper: hola *drops mr tree mans onto his bed lmao rekt* you fell asleep

David: oh sorry *laughs tiredly?? Is that a thing??*

Jasper: go to sleep, you sound tired *forehead smooch 😳😳*

David: *pulls him down to....hug him duh*

Jasper: oh dang- *hug hug hug*

David: what? I love youuuuu (he ain't gonna remember this-)

Jasper: *😳😳😳* shoot- i love you too homie *s sits on the bed or smth*

David: *sits up and hugs him* thank you for working here, now I get to see your adorable face everyday

Jasper: jeez- calm down- *😳😳😳*

David: I'm just saying! *smiles at him*

Jasper: *😌😌* okay go to sleep now- it’s late, homeslice

David: okay *kisses him* goodnight *:)*

Jasper: goodnight weirdo *escape*

-morning-

David: *wakes up and sits up* best sleep I've ever had

Jasper: *uhh already out watching el children*

David: *gets dressed and walks outside* GOOOOOD MORNING JASPER

Jasper: hello hello, how did you sleep?

David: very good actually! I just dont remember anything from the camp fire

Jasper: oh great, you were hella tired last night man

Nikki: *f fire*

David: GOSH DARN NIKKI NOT AGAIN WITH THE FIRE!- *runs*

Jasper: *ahaha just vibes honestly lmao* righto children, who wants to go do something cool

Max: what do you consider cool

Jasper: dunno, what do YOU consider cool?

Max: I dont know that's why I'm asking you!

Space kid: how are babies made

Jasper: okay, we’re not going over that today- what if we uh, go to spooky island and find cool stuff

Nerris: david said we arent allowed over there!

David: I heard my name! Wassup

Jasper: we’re going to spooky island because i almost died there so we are allowed

David: *:0* ooooo adventures okay! Boat time! *walks to the boats*

Jasper: alrighty everyone get in groups of threes to go in the bOaTs and then don’t get lost

David: *gets in the boat in front of thy jasper* is Gwen coming?

Jasper: I don’t think so-

Space Kid: *is on their bOaT now because he asked how babies were made*

David: *starts paddling the boat* weeeeeeee

Jasper: *lmao also pAdDlInG*

Space Kid: David how are babies made?

David: uh well- *😳*

Space Kid: because neil told me that-

Jasper: okay okay okay let’s not talk about this today

Space kid: do you and jasper make babies?

David: NO *😳😳😳*

Jasper: *w heeze*

Space Kid: hmmmm, well do you want to make babies?

David: SPACE KID JUST STOP TALKING *😳😳😳😳*

Jasper: *literally sobbing* this is COMEDY

David: JASPER DONT ENCOURAGE HIM

Jasper: It’s so funny-!

David: uh-uh! Its embarrassing!

Space kid: you guys have definitely made babies

Jasper: *FIDNKSNSKSK* OH MY GOD *teeheehaw*

David: OKAY WOW LOOK WE'RE HERE *gets off the canoe*

Jasper: *escaped canoe* kk kids stay in your groups and find something cool

David: I guess space kid went with harrison and his group, so that's leave us alone *😳*

Jasper: *😳😳😳* *👀👀* *smooch 😳*

David: *😳😳😳* *kiss:)*

Jasper: *:)))*

Nikki: GUYS IT IS HAPPENING

David: NIKKI I SWEAR TO GOSH IF YOU DONT GO AWAY-

Jasper: *😳😳😳* Woah Davey chillax

Nikki: Everyone wanted to know!

David: well I think it's pretttttttty obvious that I am deeply in love with Jasper!

Jasper: 😳😳😳

Nikki: WOAHH!! Like my mom and Carl!!

Neil: nikki pleeeeeease dont bring that up

David: oh god-

Nikki: Why not! That was true love Neil!

Jasper: what even- who?

Neil: that was sex! Theres a difference Nikki!

David: their parents hooked up on parents day-

Jasper: *elbow nudge ;))* *LMAO WHEEZE JK JKING*

Nikki: There is no difference!

David: JASPER NO

Neil: they only did it for pleasure!!

Jasper: I was joking homie!

Nikki: oh REALLY? how would you know!!

Neil: beacuseeeeee that's why people do it nikki!

David: okay....homeskillet!

Nikki: have YOU ever done it!!!

Jasper: oh jesus- we should stop that before something bad happens

Neil: NIKKI I AM 11

David: yeah-

Jasper: *picks up nikki or some poopoo* Nikki, just listen to Neil on this one

Neil: THANK YOU

David: *giggles*

Nikki: this isn’t over NEIL

Jasper: okie dokie kids- Nikki you’re coming back with me because I don’t trust you with neil

Neil: NIKKI YOU LITERALLY EAT DIRT SO I DONT THINK YOU WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SE-

David: OKAY ENOUGH OF THIS

Jasper: alrighty everyone we’re going back- david go back with neil

Nikki: *g rowels*

-when they get back-

David: *flops on to his bed* well that was a experience

Jasper: *s sits on david’s bed* oh god it sure was

David: *sits up and leans against the pillows* I haven't been that stressed in awhile-

Jasper: *😳😳👀* *smooch*

David: *smooch😳😳😳😳*

Jasper: *😳😳😳😳smooch*

David: *hug* hiiiii

Jasper: *hug 😳😳😳* hello hello

Dsvid: not to be that weird person but you are way better at kissing then I thought you would be- *giggles*

Jasper: *😳😳😳😳*

David: okay soryyyyyyyyyyy

Jasper: you’re so dorky

Space Kid: *knocks on the councelor cabins door*

David: ugh can we ever be alone! *opens the door* oh space kid! Why are you up?

space kid: i had a nightmare that space wasn’t real can i stay with you :(

Jasper: ughhhhhh

David: yes of course! *picks up him* where do you wanna sleep?

Space kid: uhhh in space

David: let me rephrase it, where do you want to sleep in the cabin?

[askthetotallynotcampcamp]

Nerris: *walking to school and bopping to music*

Harrison: *a p p e a r s behind nerris pew pew* *bOOM JUMPS IN FRONT OF NERRIS* Boo!

Nerris: JESUS CHRIST- oh hey Harrison! *kisses his cheek*

Harrison: Hey princess, what’re you listening to?

Nerris: for the 28282nd time, bad romance because it SLAPS

Harrison: Oh no, is that how you feel about me? I’m so hurt-! *:( but not actually*

Nerris: oh dont be like that idiot *playfully pushes him*

Harrison: I am using the cool drama techniques Preston taught me, shhh

Nerris: good job, you're learning from a professional *claps*

Harrison: *smooch smooch* I’m gonna beat you to school

Nerris: OH NO YOU WONT! *SPEED*

Harrison: *speedier*

His hat: *flies off*

Nerris: HA PEACE OUT HOMIE

Harrison: oh fUCK MY HAT *runs after his h a t*

Bully Bobby: *picks up harrison c a p* did you lose your stupid hat, magic boy?

Nerris: *turns around and walks back* BOBBY GO AWAY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! *snatches his hat out of his hand*

Bully Bobby: oh boohoo, you’re standing up for the guy who killed his own brother?

Harrison: I didn’t kill my brother-!

Nerris: bobby, you take that back right now. Harrison did not kill his brother. You dont know what he has been through so you dont have the right to say anything!

Harrison: *:(*

Bully Bobby: what else does “disappear” mean? he killed his own brother when he was like, 12, and buried him in their yard!

Nerris: and you would know that how? You dont know anything about Harrison. Nothing. Have you been friends with him since you were like 11? No.

Bully Bobby: oh shut up-

Harrison: Bobby, just fuck off. *snatches hat from nerris and sHOVES it back on* i’m going to school *angee walking*

Nerris: thanks for that Bobby. Really needed that right now *flips him off and walks next to Harrison* hey you know you can go home if you want, you dont have to go to school. I'm sorry that just happened. Bobby sucks.

Harrison: no, i’m going to school, it’s just worse at home. *angee speed walking*

Nerris: hey, you could go to my house. You know my parents love you. I'll go with you if you want.

Harrison: *q u i e t talking* i didn’t mean to make my brother disappear :(((

Nerris: heyheyhey! It's okay Harrison. I know you didnt mean it, he knows you didnt mean it. I know you dont like talking about it and I'm sorry he brought it up.

Harrison: can we skip school so i don’t have to see bobby’s stupid face? i wish i could make him disappear *>:(*

hat: cap

Nerris: yeah! *spins around* let's go my good sir! *puts out her hand*

Harrison: *g r i p* will your parents be mad?

Nerris: nah, they're chill and my mom's at work. My dad is probably playing D&D with his pals

Harrison: *teehee* you used to be so into D&D it wasn’t even funny

Nerris: yeah yeah I know! I would go around camp "saying spells" and playing with dice all day- and I would fight with you like crazy *laughs*

Harrison: your stupid little hat and cape were so adorable, you were such a dork

Nerris: okay but your magic shows were so good, I'm still impressed

Harrison: I’m still good at magic, you know! *pulls out a f l o w e r*

Nerris: I know you're good at magic duhhhhhh

Harrison: can we watch a movie at your house? *puts the flower in nerris’s hair teeheehaw*

Nerris: oh my god yes! Any ideas?

Harrison: something distracting *boopboop*

Nerris: alrighty!

-at her house-

Nerris: hey dad! *drops her bag on the floor*

Harrison: hello mr. nerris’ dad!!!

Nerris dad: hey kids!

Nerris: *runs upstairs to her room* tally-ho!

Harrison: *runs into nerris’ room and LEAPS onto her bed kapowie*

Nerris: jeez are you in love with my bed or something?

Harrison: no idiot, i’m in love with you *takes OFF HIS CAP*

Nerris: woah Harrisons getting serious hes taking off his cap

Harrison: Oh shut up “nerris the cute” *airquotes lmao*

Nerris: you're the one who agreed with the nickname at camp so *putting away books and crap*

Harrison: you’re going to put away books instead of laying down with meeeee?

Nerris: do you see the state of my room? It's a mess!

Harrison: do you see the state of ME?

Nerris: shhhh *hug*

Harrison: you make everything better, princess *hug :))*

Nerris: so *sits down* what do you wanna do

Harrison: uh, I dunno

Nerris: well you're the one who was whining because he wasnt getting affection

Harris’ phone: bring bring bring bring bring bring ava i just rekt u bring bring bring bring bring

Harrison: get my phone for me NERRIS

Nerris: okay! Oh shit it's your parents *gives him his phone*

Harrison: oh shit- hold up i’ll, uh be right back. *goes into the hALLWAY*

Nerris: *drawings*

Harrison: *>:”(* *s t o m p s back into nerris’ room* *>:(*

Nerris: what's wrong?

Harrison: my mother called and asked why i ‘wasn’t at school’

Nerris: pft, oh well. You can chill out here homie

Harrison: yeah, well, she’s coming over here apparently

Nerris: ughhhhh. I'll explain to her honey. *kiss uwu*

Harrison: *😳😳😳😳* i’m just nervous i guess- i should’ve shut off the stupid thing-

Doorbell: glipnorp

Nerris: I'll get it- coming! *runs downstairs and opens the door* hello!

Harrison’s mummy: Hello, is Harrison here?

Nerris: okay I can explain. Harrison we getting made fun of and i stood up for him and he really wanted to go home so we came here.

Harrison’s mummy wummy: right, and how does he know you? where is he now?

Twerker: i pee

Nerris: we met at camp Campbell- and uh, hes upstairs..

Harrison’s mummy yummy: he’s not safe around other people- can he come down here??

Nerris: ma'am, hes not going to make me disappear. Harrison come here!

Harrison: *approaches* heyyyy?

Harrison’s mimsy: >:0

Nerris: hey Harrison *smiles*

Harrison: hi mom, uh, i didn’t do anything bad

Harrisons mom: you cant go over anyone's house harrison! We've been over this! People arent safe around you! Why dont you listen!

Harrison: I don’t do anything bad though! Nerris is still here, and so is her house and her dad and his friends. I haven’t done ANYTHING-! *>:(*

Nerris: *holds his hand* yep

Harrison’s moop: it’s only a matter of time before it happens.

Nerris: hes amazing around people! Hes not going to make anyone disappear!

Harrison: *’:(*

Nerris: just go away *slams the door in her face*

Harrison: damn-

Nerris: what? She was annoying!

Harrison: i mean- yeah- but damn

Nerris: I know I'm a bad ass- jk

Harrison: wow, okay, nice

Nerris: you okay?

Harrison: yeah, just, like, i don’t know

Nerris: Harrison, you're crying, you clearly arent fine soooo *hug*

Harrison: I don’t like my mom

Nerris: I know Harrison. I'm sorry shes like that. Do you maybe wanna sleep over so you can relax? *smiles*

Harrison: yes, of course

Nerris: alrighty my good sir! *runs up to her room*

Harrison: *r u n s after nerros* So, what’re we gonna doooo?

Nerris: I dont knowwwww- what do you wanna do *plops on bed*

Harrison: uhh movie? *s i t*

Nerris: ooooo yes! Okay *turns on tv* what movie

Harrison: uh a good one?

Nerris: ah yes of course

-a couple minutes later-

Nerris: *falling asllep* IM UP- oh hi Harrison

Harrison: are you tired? go to sleep-!