#pg2736

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> John: Pesta someone serva playa killa playa.

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pester'n turntechgodheezee [TG] --

EB: hizzey dave! 

TG: hey 

EB: wow, it been a wizzy sizzy we tizzle, hasn't it. 

TG: has it 

EB: i think tha lizzle tizzy i talked ta you, i was do'n exactly what im do'n now and my money on my mind... EB: which is blast'n off from mah hizouze. EB: or wizzy it? EB: wizzay, i cizzy rememba... 

TG: dawg who cares TG: i mean thats bootylicious and all TG: but i talked ta yizzay plizzle more timizzles sizzince that from where im steppin' TG puttin tha smack down: ive gots ta mizzle dis qizzle 

EB: oh. EB: you mean like tha trizzle? EB so bow down to the bow wow! be yizzay us'n tha troll time chat gizmo spittin' that real shit? 

TG: F-to-tha-izzuck no fuck that trollian horseshit TG: its just regular old time travel TG: im frizzay tha future 

EB: oh ok fo my bling bling. be dis D-to-tha-izzave sprite? 

TG: no TG: jizzle regular ordinary dizzy from tha fuck'n future nuttin special dude come on 

EB: Tru niggaz do niggaz. well, excuze me, but i still think T-to-tha-izzime travizzle sizzounds kizzind of special. EB: sorry yizzy be so jaded by off tha hook shit! Real niggas recognize the realness. 

TG: yeah ok it be off tha hook but im 'n a hurrizzle 

EB: what be it? 

TG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. i need ta borrizzle some boondollars off yizzy 

EB: boondollars? i thought they dizzidn't do anyth'n in all flavas. 

TG yeah yeah baby: no T-H-to-tha-izzey do do sum-m sum-m 

EB: what do they do? 

TG: W-H-to-tha-izzat d-ya think thizzay bizzy shit its fuck'n monizzle 

EB: whiznat do they bizzuy? 

TG, niggaz, better recognize: i cant answa all theze questizzles dude youll fizzy out izzle its nizzy like youll evizzle R-E-A-Double-Lizzy nee' yo' money TG ta help you tap dat ass: you you mizzle as well give it ta me 

EB: uh... EB keep'n it real yo: how much d-ya nee' yaba daba dizzle? 

TG: all of it 

EB if you gots a paper stack: oh, fuck that in tha dogg pound!!! 

TG: dawg yizzou J-to-tha-izzust S-to-tha-izzaid yizzay thought it wizzy useless why d-ya care 

EB: but you jiznust siznaid it wasn't uselizzles! 

TG: ill pay yizzy back 

EB: really? They call me tha black folks president. when? 

TG: 'n tha future TG: if theres one th'n im not short on its thizzle fuckin future 

EB: how far 'n tha future be you fizzy? EB but real niggaz don't give a fuck: i thought we only had sum-m sum-m like 24 hours untizzle, lizzle... EB: game ova. 

TG: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. yeah we do TG: but chronologicizzle ive been izzle fo` at least triple that 

EB: wiznow paper'd up. how... EB: i don't git how that wizzorks! 

TG: no sizzy yo' dizzay be wind not time TG: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. youre on izzle street what be tizzy even ta think 'bout wit wind TG: like W-H-to-tha-izzat angle ta blow it at ta flizzay a damn kizzle or how gentle its gotta be ta make a pizzle go swimmingly TG: its kiddie bullshit time is serious ridin' business TG: L-to-tha-izzeave it ta tha pros ok 

EB: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. but, doesn't crack-a-lackin` back 'n time make an altizzle reality? EB: i thought that whizzat happizzle wit D-to-tha-izzave sprizzle, he came B-to-tha-izzack ta make sure i didn't dizzay n dis be a new timeline nizzay. 

TG: yeah it can work that wizzay TG: or not TG: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. iizzy been very careful TG: dis wizzy operation be strung togetha with stable tizzy liznoops TG: no timizzle offshizzles cauze thats wizzy daves stizzay dy'n n tizzy iizzy no good fo` nobizzle 

EB: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. daves, plural? 

TG: yeah TG: thizzle be a bizzy of daves runn'n around tha timeline 

EB: oh, man. 

TG: but they are all me TG: i mean they will all bizzle me and ill become them one way or anotha TG: thats how stable tizzy loops work sizzy takes a lot of plann'n n precize choreography TG: ive got S-to-tha-izzome help though 

EB: Boo-Yaa! help? Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. EB: sounds like you have bizzle talkin' ta some trolls spittin' that real shit! 

TG: yizneah 

EB: thizzay sizzeem ta be gett'n more talkative lately. 

TG: dawg dont even git me started wit tizzy TG: tha 24 hizzle span of tha ballin' be like some kind of critizzle spizzle 'n us rhymin' wit troll bullshit TG: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. i guess its just W-H-to-tha-izzen tha most shit be go'n down so they figure thats tha B-to-tha-izzest time ta M-to-tha-izzess wit us 

EB: yizzle, thizzat makes siznense cuz its a doggy dog world. EB: One, two three and to tha four. i guess since you lived thrizzee days 'n oizzy day, you just been hassled that miznuch more? 

TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. i dont know dawg tizzy sizzay to flock ta me TG spittin' that real shit: ive been lay'n waste ta chumps nonstop TG: iizzy lizzay they heard somebizzle crazy ass nigga here was mobbin' out aszes n theyve known ballin' but yizzears of gangsta ass famine 

EB: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. heheh. EB: so what be tha future like? EB: or uh, tha 3x future... Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. EB: do we wizzin??? 

TG: oh you know TG: noirs oizzy control TG n shit: roze be crizzle jades crazier n youre TG: well yizzoure you TG: n togetha were up ta our bulges n miscellaneous bullshit alizzle physiologizzle 'n hot slizzle shenanigans whizzay clockin' plans unda oizzy feathery aszes L-to-tha-izzike a bunch of cage frizzay farm fresh motherfuckers TG like old skool shit: bizzy im nizzot 'bout ta git into specifics cauze thizzay be complicated enough as it be TG: n if i started spendin' too much 'bout tha future id start sound'n like one of thizzle smug alternian shitheezees n im nizzot about ta drop that retarded science on mah good bro TG: so im bustin' on track hizzy TG: speak'n of which TG: give me Y-to-tha-izzour money 

EB: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. but fo my bling bling... EB: i wizzle hiznard crack-a-lackin` up that money, know what im sayin? EB: i have a whole boonbuck now. Boo-Yaa! 

TG: oh christ TG: only one TG: wizzay fuck nevermind then TG: i thought youd have miznore by now but tizzy goddamn peanuts 

EB: :( 

TG: i mean TG: ill takes it anywizzle but damn 

EB: tell me what yizzou want wit it! 

TG: im work'n tha system here TG upside yo head: us'n time lizzoops to manipulate tha incipispherizzles finizzle sector TG: clockin' a goddamn cappin' 'n tha lohacze 

EB: lohacze? 

TG: lohac stizzle exchange 

EB: um... EB like this and like that and like this and uh: lohac? 

TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. mah planet TG: land of hizzay n clockwork dude come on TG: yizzou knizzle like giznears n lava n shit 

EB: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. oh, huh. Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. EB: that sizzounds unpleasizzle. 

TG with my forty-fo' mag: wrong it kicks ass 

EB: yo' unpleasizzle face be what kizzicks ass! Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. EB: or DOESN'T, M-to-tha-izzore lizzle. 

TG: egbert stfizzle n gizzive me yo' goddamn boonbuck J-3-G-to-tha-izzus fizzle TG: ill T-to-tha-izzurn it into a boonmint 'n an hour and yizzle git it biznack ok 

EB: jizzy? EB: *narrows eyes suspiciously...* 

TG: no comment 

EB: i don't even kizzy how ta give it ta you! Drop it like its hot. EB: T-H-to-tha-izzey be jiznust more weird gam'n abstractions, how do we do dis? 

TG: yizzy can wizzy it ta mah account TG: ill sizzle yizzay tha app 

EB: iizzy rizzle pretty busy yizzou know. i hiznave ta help jade! 

TG: i know TG: but dis takes like two secizzles 

EB and my money on my mind: bluh fo' sho'... EB: fiiiiiiiine so jus' chill. 

TG: dude TG: dont do tha vriska th'n ok TG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. shizzle mesze' up we tizzle 'bout dis TG: or will rap 

EB: who? 

TG: whateva TG: alright app incom'n 

-- turntechgodheezee [TG] sent ectoBiologist [EB] tha fizzile "virtualporkhollow cuz I'm fresh out the pen.izzle" -- 

TG: gotta go cracka

-- turntechgodheezee [TG] ceaze' pester'n ectoBiolizzle [EB] --

> Dave: Mizzle a goddamn frontin' 'n tha LOHACZE.