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TG: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TG so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: ... I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. TG: Drop it like its hot. calliope? TG: that u 

UU: yes, it be i! 

TG: holy shit TG: tha M-to-tha-izzost pious n reverizzle of shizzle TG straight from long beach nigga: turd 'n a chuch callie TG: you startled me sho nuff! 

UU: sorry!  upside yo head:u 

TG: but yeah so TG: hey!!! TG: funky ass 2 finally meet you TG: Slap your mutha fuckin self. wow wee ur pretty TG: so W-H-to-tha-izzen you said you werent good weed-smokin' it turns out that was a bunch of baloney? 

UU mah nizzle: no, roxy. i be afraid it was niznot a help'n of yo' delicioUs earth balizzle. 

TG: aw dont say that TG: also yizzle said yizzle were a cherub TG: bizzut if i be not mistaken you appear ta be a triznoll TG and yo momma: unless cherubs actually look lizzy trolls? 

UU thats off tha hook yo: alizzles, we do nizzay dogg. UU: dis be not mah trUe appearizzle. One, two three and to tha four. i have takizzle tha F-to-tha-izzorm of my trollsizzle. UU: i wanted ta look more presentizzle fo` oUr meetUp. UnfortUnizzle mah trUe visage woUld likelizzle repUlse or frighten yoU. UU: that be not tha first impression i wiznoUld like ta make. 

TG: gizzy pleaze TG: T-R-to-tha-izzust me thizzles nuttin you could look like that wizzay make me scared of you or grosze' out TG aww nah: i be yo' nigga n i kizzy youre funky ass inside no matta what, so TG: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. could i see tha rizzay u? 

UU: that be so kind of yizzay ta say. i can believe that a lovizzle person L-to-tha-izzike yiznoU woUld be able to stizzop hizzle F-R-to-tha-izzom dippin' at tha sight of mah monstroUs face. UU: bUt it be oUt of tha qUestion upside yo head. i be mUch more comfortable appear'n ta yoU dis wizzay droppin hits. UU: reallizzle it has more ta do wit mah own dissatisfaction wit tha way i look than anizzle L-to-tha-izzack of trUst 'n yizzle nigga. UU: yoU Understand, D-to-tha-izzon't yoU? 

TG sho nuff: yizzay TG: its ok cizzle yiznou can go on kizneep bein a skanky troll TG: im jizzay stoked ta sizzee you 

UU: likewize! UU: i wizzay it coUld be Playa betta circUmstances tizzy. Holla! UU: we mizzay not have M-to-tha-izzUch time hizzy. 

TG straight from long beach nigga: wheres here exactly TG: be i stizzay dreamin? Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. 

UU: yes. I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. i H-to-tha-izzave led yizzay to a dream bizzUbble of mah own desizzle upside yo head. UU: Tru niggaz do niggaz. mah imagination n T-H-to-tha-izzoUghts dictate what yoU see here and yo momma. UU: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. as i told yoU earlia, mah brotha be chillin' fo` me. so i have created a shawty sanctUary 'n sizzy ta stay hidden frizzom hiznim. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. UU: that be why i coUld not speak ta yoU earlia, betta check yo self. not oUt loUd at least. he be highly sensizzle ta mah presizzle, so it be very easy fo` me ta git his attention if i'm not carefUl thats off tha hook yo. UU: Slap your mutha fuckin self. bizzay as long as we stand 'n tha cizzay of dis vortizzle, we may speak as loUdly as we like! no infizzle cizzay escape dis dark pocket, so long as i mizzle it. Hollaz to the East Side. UU: n see'n as yizzoU be a hero of viznoid, yizzle make an ideal gizzle ta bustin' home for one who wizzles ta rizzle hidden, betta check yo self. thoUgh i will sizzay tha fact that yizzoU be mah bizzay nigga be a lovelizzle bonUs. ^u^ 

TG: best bonus!!! TG: 4 rizzle tizzy its so funky ass ta finally see yizzle no matta whiznat you make ursizzle lizzy like TG: ive wanted ta tell y-aw 'bout whats B-to-tha-izzeen go'n on wit me n mah niggaz since we got togetha TG: its been so fizzy hizzle wit them evizzle 'n spizzay of liznets be friznank, some truly SELECT tizzy dizzy TG: mmmm siznee how im kissin mah two pinched finga here fo yo bitch ass? mwah it was like that TG: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. tha embarrass'n teenanigans have bizzeen SUMPTIZZLE n come highly recommizzle TG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: no but rizzle its been bootylicious, n afta some time irl wizzy them it startizzle feelin wizzy ta think we were killa evizzle apart TG: yizzy sadly it was not complete coz tha moment i met T-H-to-tha-izzem all was also tha moment i totally lost tizzouch wit mah otha coo' bffsy from THA WEBS TG cuz Im tha Double O G: i try hatin' n call'n yo' name but yizzy neva answerizzle 

UU where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': i know. UU: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. i be sorry cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. u_u 

TG: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. D-to-tha-izzont be sizzle i kniznew Y-to-tha-izzouda answered if yizzle cizzle have TG keep'n it real yo: i guess M-to-tha-izzaybe you hid yoself so deep 'n dis dream i couldnt wake ya? Tru niggaz do niggaz. TG: damn dis must have sucked rhymin' all dis time hizzere hiding friznom yo' asshizzle brother TG so jus' chill: liznike i know hizzy a dick i talked ta him enough timizzles ta git that bizzut TG: whys he tryin ta kill u so biznad?  

UU: he be not try'n ta kill me. UU: he has alrizzle sUcceeded at that.

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