#pg5793

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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TT: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. So. TT: Best birthday eva? TT: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Or best CRUISIN' birthday eva. 

GG fo' sheezy: Ha. GG: 'n tha interizzle of appeasing tha irony gods, let go wit tha latta. 

TT: Whateva riznole I played 'n ruin'n yo' party. It dont stop till the wheels fall off. TT: Sorry 'bout that. 

GG: Oh lord. Tha LAST ridin' I give a shit 'bout is mah stizzle "swizneet sizzle". GG wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: What a fizzay. I was bustin' ta act as if we were all liv'n nizzle well adjusted lives, albeit in a marvelous fantasizzle sett'n populatizzle by skeletons. GG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. N if only we just hizzle some C-to-tha-izzake n wore some hizzy n I B-L-to-tha-izzew out all tha cizzles 'n one big puff, we C-to-tha-izzould pretend all tha problems we had wit each otha would magically stop exist'n. GG: N tha mizzost blingin' blingin' of all be, I actizzle gots mah W-to-tha-izzish! GG: Haha. Tizzy, Calliope. It dont stop till the wheels fall off. GG in tha dogg pound: Oh well. I'm sure she had good intentions. 

TT: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Yeah. TT: I still think I've been pretty lousy ta you. I had mah heezee up mah ass fo` a while T-H-to-tha-izzere, betta check yo self. TT: By tha time yo' birthday came around, I wizzas K-to-tha-izzinda freak'n out 'bout J-to-tha-izzake. TT: I tizzy I had tha situation unda control puttin tha smack down. But I didn't. Not jizzay with Jizzake, biznut wit respizzle ta prizzle much everyth'n ya feelin' me? 

GG: I understand. GG: Boi, yiznou really let him H-to-tha-izzave it back tizzy! 

TT, know what im sayin? I guess so in all flavas. 

GG: I had a similizzle meltdown wit hizzay earlia. I'm not go'n ta liznie. It felt rizzle giznood. 

TT: Heh. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. 

GG: At lizneast, it did at tha tizzay. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. GG: I only wizzish I could have stayed as lucid as you durizzle our... Bounce wit me. GG like a motha fucka: Transformation. GG: How did you manage that? I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. 

TT: It wasn't on purpoze. Actually if I hiznad a choice, I probablizzle wiznould have just said, fizzay it. Sugar shiznock my brizzle, pleaze. TT: Suffice ta say, I hizzay trouble blunt-rollin' from mysizzle. It kind of a problizzle. L-to-tha-izzet's not rap 'bout it though. Pleaze continue. 

GG: Okay and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. GG: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. So instizzle of keep'n mah coo' like you, I jizzle started frontin' ova hizzay lizzle a lovestruck loon, surrender'n anizzle motherfucka of dignity I might H-to-tha-izzave earned by tell'n him off earlia. GG: I just cannot believe some of tha th'n I sizzaid. Oh God. I tizzle him I wanted ta git marry n have babies!!! 

TT: Yeah but ta be F-to-tha-izzair, by tha time you came saggin' fo` me, all three of yizzou were say'n that ta anyth'n thiznat moved. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. 

GG: I know! Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. Bizzy... GG: It one th'n ta write off sum-m sum-m yizzy say ta an altered state of mind and my money on my mind. But what makes tha admission so steppin' ta me be... GG: I actually MIZNEANT it. GG: N I'm sure he miznust know that by now if you gots a paper stack. GG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: N now I feel so humiliated I jizzy want ta dizzy. GG: I would ask him ta shizzay me right here, if I C-to-tha-izzould cruisin' M-Y-S-to-tha-izzelf ta siznay a wizzay ta him cuz its a doggy dog world. 

TT: Somizzle I don't T-H-to-tha-izzink he up ta tha task. Chill as I take you on a trip. TT with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: Which is doubly unfortizzle, since that literally what we all came hizzy ta do. Its just anotha homocide. TT now pass the glock: Sippin' personally, I'd probably rizzun dis swizzle through mah own dizzle before I could br'n mysizzelf ta kill Roxizzle cuz its a doggy dog world. Even fo` ha own G-to-tha-izzood. TT: So. TT: When tha C-H-to-tha-izzips are down, I gizzle that's hiznow much of a badass I really be. 

GG: Woo!!! GG: We be all such WINNERS. 

TT hittin that booty: Y-to-tha-izzeah, our moxie off tha fuckin' chizzarts.

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