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[starkitters]

Local dumbass shitilly summarizes SRMTHFG episodes

Chiro’s Girl:

Teenage hormones

Depths of Fear:

“How old are you?” “13” *Yeets child into water*

Planetoid Q:

Giant living planet vores monkey team

Magnetic Menace:

Man has hoarding problem

The Sun Riders:

Never meet your heroes, kids

Secret of the Sixth Monkey:

wE DoN’t kEeP SeCrEtS fRoM OnE aNoThEr-

Pit of Doom:

Eldritch Elevator

Thingy:

Vaccinate your damn kids, KaReN-

Flytor:

Don’t rely on technology kids!

A Man Called Krinkle:

Creepy stalker fan is creepy, o H SHIT-

Ape New World:

Man who has hoarding problem returns

Circus of Ooze:

Local team leader has a fear of clowns (don’t we all)

Hidden Fortress:

wE DoN’t kEeP SeCrEtS 2: Now with hidden apocalypse bunker

Skeleton King:

*Megalovania plays in the distance*

World of Giants:

Don’t judge a book by it’s cover

The Lords of Soturix 7:

Human brain: Ok, find the team, get home

Monkey brain: SCREEEEEEEEEE-

In The Grip of Evil:

Memories unlocked oOooOOooOOO~

Versus Chiro:

Chiro. Chiros everywhere.

Shadow Over Shuggazoom:

Typical Zombie episode every show has

The Sun Riders Return:

’Never Meet Your Heroes’ but they’re good now

Hunt for the Citadel of Bone:

Moby Dick?? Fucking space Moby Dick?? H E L L O

Snowbound:

Fun snow episode-oH SHIT ICE GREMLINS.

Wonder Fun Meat World:

Fast food is bad and you should feel bad

Skeleton King Threat:

Recap of the previous season. That, thats literally it.

Antauri’s Masters:

Oh shit it’s the jedi if they were evil. Wait what’s this about a prophecy-

I, Chiro:

Uh oh! you made a Fucky Wucky! Time to get in the Forever Box! Also AAAAAAAAAAAA-

The Savage Lands part 1:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA x2

The Savage Lands part 2:

Worm OFF the string, what will it do-

Season of the Skull:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE-

A Ghost in the Machinder:

MACHINES ARE SCARY-

The Stranded Seven:

Cats vs. Vampire bugs that eat electricity

Girl Trouble:

Teenage hormones 2: Electric Boogaloo

Brothers in Arms:

the Player 2s for the entire team

Monster Battle Club Now!:

First rule of Fight Club, you don’t talk about Fight Club.

Meet the Wigglenog:

Ya got three wishes bitch. Use em wisely or you die

Big Lug:

Road trip?? FUCKING ROAD TRIP??? Wait where the fuck did Chiro go-

Prototype:

Backstory for the team’s main mode of transportation

Wormhole:

Timey-Wimey-bullshit

Belly of the Beast:

Where are we going today Mrs. Frizzle?

Galactic Smash: Space Attack:

Magic future seeing crystal..oh shit there goes the planet-

Galactic Smash: Game Over:

play Videos game so planet no go boom

Incident on Ranger 7:

Creepy stalker fan returns and has lost EVEN MORE of his sanity

Ghosts of Shuggazoom:

EBONY DARKNESS DEMENTIA RAVENWAY SUMMONS FUCKING DEMENTORS

Invasion of the Vreen:

Giant cockroach invasion get the raid-

Evil Ages:

Night at the Museum but time travel shenanigans.

Night of Fear:

Face your fear of die

The Hills Have Five:

Girls day out-Oh fuck creeps.

Demon of the Deep:

Under the sea, Under the sea~! There’s eldritch horrors, in every corner, under the sea~!

Secret Society:

Local Grandparents lead a fucking CULT.

Golden Age:

Grandpa wakes up and gives us backstory

Object of Hate:

GIBSON NO.

Soul of Evil:

SPRX NO-! Ah fuck I can’t believe you done this