#please ftlog dont take this seriously

[ishotmydickoff]

Some of my favorite relationship dynamics [Platonic or not.]

Homophobic Asshole x "Dude we have literally been LEGALLY married for the past 13 years."

Pyromaniac x Guy Who Is Really Really Sweaty

Marriage For Tax Benefits Only <3

Terrifying Monstrosity With An Anime Filter Slapped On It x Slightly Less Terrifying Monstrosity With An Anime Filter Slapped On It

Milk Before Cereal x Cereal Before Milk

Racist x Guy Who Drives Way Too Fast

Guy Who Eats Leaves And Basically Anything That Isn't Food x "SPIT IT OUT OHMYGOD STOP RUNNING IM TRYING TO HELP YOU"

Vampire x "Lmao dude look at this" *spends the next 5 hours desperately trying to explain the meme*

Can Barely Swim x Mermaid Giving Swim Lessons

Dumbass x Even Stupider Dumbass

Spelling Bee World Champion x Can't Spell "Tomorow"

"Ahaha *lipbite* Damn bbg did it hurt when you fell in love with me?" x "You literally just broke my FUCKING LEGS FOR A PICKUP LINE"

Homophobic Homosexual x Homophobic Homosexual