#please tell me your most wild and insane Priam theories

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Everyone is talking about Nintendo's 3DS online service going down, and as a consequence, joking about Priam getting nuked.

To honor his memory (rest in peace) we should all come up with wild Priam origin theories. For example:

Priam is actually Soren's descendent, not Ike's. Soren and Ike travel the world together happily for years but unfortunately, due to his longer life span, Soren outlives Ike who dies of old age. Eventually Soren meets a woman he can tolerate and has a son he names Ike and this is Priam's real ancestor, making his entire backstory a misunderstanding.

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