#pls im sure yall work with other criteria nibletugnlbsiur

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

(Dealbreakers event) Wait no this is fucking hilarious I want in!! Any gender is fine 🥰

Dealbreaker for me: can’t take care of themselves/their house. Can’t do their laundry, cook, clean, etc. It’s even worse if they don’t even try to negate this (eg takeout, hire a cleaner, get their clothes dry cleaned etc). Like please if I wanted to be a mother I’d have an actual child. I can barely take care of myself on a daily basis.

An ick/bad habit of mine: I am the worst to share a bed with. I either don’t move and people think I’m dead, or I will kick you out of the bed and steal the blankets. I’ve been told by numerous people that they never want to share a bed with me again because I’ve either scared the shit out of them when they’ve woken up and think I’m legit dead, or I’ve injured them in some way. Nobody sleeps well when sharing a bed with me. I also have no recollection of doing any of this when I wake up. I am truly a terror.

I can’t wait to find out who my ex is, but just know if it’s Ran I will cry but also like… why can I clearly picture it being Ran 😀

Blessed she who clearly Sees the wood for the trees... I'm beginning to notice How much this feels like A waking limb Pins and needles

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴀʟʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴇʀ ᴇx ɪs…

ʀᴀɴ ʜᴀɪᴛᴀɴɪ

Oh babe. I'm so sorry. I know how much you love him. I do. I do! But don't you think it's worth leaving if you're having this hard of a time? I keep hearing from you just what a mess the man is. The cleaner was a cop out but at least it was a welcome change. But still, what is this the 50s? Why are you cooking every night for a man that doesn't even pick up his socks? Plus! Plus, you're always telling me how insufferably grumpy he is that you keep him from getting his precious sleep. It's not like you can just snap your fingers and fix that! And we are not even discussing his suggestion of sleeping pills, I'll get too fucking angry. Look a relationship shouldn't be all give and no take. You shouldn't feel numb when you're around him. Maybe take some time off dating for a while.

ℬ𝒶𝒿𝒾 𝒦𝑒𝒾𝓈𝓊𝓀𝑒

Take your time mourning your time with Ran. But I really think you and Baji could be cute! That certified mama's boy may not seem like it, but he knows his way around a kitchen a bit. And he's a big teddy bear that tosses and turns in his deep sleep anyway. I don't think you could possibly bother him. He'd probably bear hug you if you accidently punch him or something.