🌸 clefairim Follow
so hey did anyone else have that experience in trainer school where they were like "sinnoh is led by an immortal man" and then never explained or elaborated? wtf was that about? were we being collectively hazed by our teachers?
🔥 aspiring-typeless-trainer Follow
as someone who is actually from sinnoh: it's true and you got basically about as much information as we get lmao
🎆 iwatchedthemwithyou Follow
???? TY??? are you really telling me your region just has a guy who's immortal?? and runs shit and trains the champion?? and none of you are even a little bit concerned about it??
🔥 aspiring-typeless-trainer Follow
ya lol
🔅pachirisuyoucowards Follow
Oh yeah I've met that guy. Everyone wants to talk about how he can't die like that's special but nobody wants to talk about how SUPER HAUNTED he is. There's just like 2.5 ghosts following him at all times. Other than that it was incredibly boring. The intimidation factor is way overhyped. He did let me play with the ghosts while he talked to my dad though so that's a point in his favor.
🌸 clefairim Follow
you all are doing a collective bit in my notes i refuse to believe this is real. i can reluctantly accept that time some kid caught zekrom to fight evil but this is where i draw the line
⚡️relatablepicturesofashketchum Follow
DON'T CALL MY MAN THE LAST WARDEN FAKE I HAVE A FUCKING PICTURE OF HIM IT WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO GET BECAUSE OF THE GHOST THING BUT IT'S REAL
🌸 clefairim Follow
NOW I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME BECAUSE THAT'S SUBWAY BOSS FUCKING INGO
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yuu1412 Although now I gotta wonder: did Miku get Binghe into gaming? Did he find fanfiction? Did he have pokemon or adventure ships???
(question asked on AO3)
YES, she did, of course she did, you’re so incredibly right, argh, how did I not realize before that she’s the one who started all this! She’s the one who got him playing Pokemon Go, they’re both on Team Valor and, while Binghe is there, they rule their local gym (Tatsu doesn’t play and Masa is Team Instinct because he liked the gym leader’s style (I wonder why (stares at Masa’s hair))). Binghe’s enchanted by Pokemon purely because “OMG, Shizun would love this, Shizun thinks monsters are so cool, he would love a world where you get to tame and battle with monsters, I must share this with him as best I can!!!”
He does this by basically becoming a walking pokedex of pokeknowledge, watching an impressive amount of the anime, and also making his Pokemon Go avatar based on Shen Qingqiu instead of himself (partially so there can be at least one world where Shizun gets to experience this, partially so that, you know. He can be the one helping Shizun become the very best, like no one ever was, because Shizun deserves it-!!!). Pokemon Go tends to be the pokegame he plays the most, though I’m going to say he watches Miku play Legends Arceus a lot, because he finds the story both intriguing and relatable (in a way). Miku lets him play her save file from time to time to go shiney hunting, because Binghe has the best luck with shinies (I wonder why).
I think this might actually be the first thing that Binghe and Miku really connect over - he has a hard time figuring her out at first, just because she acts so differently from anyone he’s ever met before, in a lot of ways he doesn’t expect. Like, she doesn’t seem bothered by Binghe spending time with Tatsu-sensei? At all? Binghe’s only got eyes for Shizun, but it’s like she’s not even worried Binghe might try and steal Tatsu-sensei from her or something? And why is she okay with Tatsu-sensei spending time with Binghe when he could be spending it with her? And why is she being so seemingly friendly with Binghe? What’s her ulterior motive? What does she want from him???
Miku: I don’t want anything from you. Tatsu likes you and he could use some more friends - and you look like you could too.
Binghe: (nods politely, then spends as many points as he dares when he’s alone that night trying to get some explanations for what the heck’s going on)
Because, thinking about it, Miku’s going to, just by being herself, be a good example of how to be in a healthy relationship, same as Tatsu is. Yeah, they’re a slightly odd couple, but they’re happy together and comfortable in themselves, and, bless him, Binghe needs that in his life.
I think Binghe also gets into Animal Crossing in a big way. Fighting games just aren’t as interesting to him when he’s, you know, actually been the one doing all the cool fighting stuff, kind of a step down, but Animal Crossing? That’s such a Binghe game, making a beautiful home and island that you have complete control over? 10/10, he’s going to think of it wistfully from time to time when he eventually returns to his world.
As for fanfiction and shipping... hmmm... I don’t think he does, he’s engaged enough with web novels, the library, and other such things that he never manages to stumble across it. He does discover YouTube, however, and ends up watching a lot of self-help videos. Masa taught him the important things for internet usage: search functions, where to find the p*rn and h*nt*i, and how to pirate (Miku’s the one who helped him find the webnovels). With no knowledge to even conceptualize things like AO3, deviantart, or tumblr, Binghe just doesn’t stumble across them. And, frankly, that’s probably for the best, I adore fanfic, obviously I do, but the world does not need Binghe discovering The Tropes, that could-
...wait.
(considers)
...gods, this boy’s too smart, he’d probably use the trope knowledge he gained via fanfiction to try and get himself into Scenarios to get Shizun to notice and/or sex him.
Except then he gets home and discovers his stupid Heavenly Demon Blood makes him immune to basically Everything, sorry Binghe, gonna still have to ask for what you want in bed. Not that he lets this stop him entirely.
Side note, Shen Yuan starts actively avoiding anything potentially thorny, because his wonderful but accident-prone disciple keeps tripping into them and getting his clothes ruined, Binghe, please, think of all the pure and delicate maidens whose hearts you’re going to break by exposing them to your perfect everything-!!! ...though it is a little odd that it never seems to happen when he’s wearing his apron. Weird. Oh well, at least Binghe heals quick thanks to his demonic heritage...
Binghe, still in his latest ruined set of robes, flopped on the floor of Sha Hualing’s lab: Why won’t Shizun notice me???
Sha Hualing, barely paying attention: You wear too many clothes.
Binghe, still face-down on the floor: No, I thought about that, but Shizun’s more the sort to be into a tantalizing, unexpected glimpse of what’s usually hidden than seeing everything all the time. It’s more intriguing.
Sha Hualing: Humans are weird.
Binghe: You’re weird!
Sha Hualing, to Mobei-jun who’s sitting against the far wall: Why did you help him get in here again, I have a deadline for getting this sword done, you know!
Mobei-jun: ...
Sha Hualing: I don’t speak ice cube you-!
Binghe: Liu Mingyan’s human, you know.
Sha Hualing: ...
Sha Hualing, setting tools aside: So tell me more about these weird human fetishes.
Binghe: IT’S NOT A FETISH, SHIZUN IS TOO PURE AND ELEGANT AND DIGNIFIED TO HAVE-!!!
...so yeah, Binghe can have a little exposure to fanfiction, as a treat. Because it could be funny.
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