#poopeh.txt

[itsjustpoopeh]

internet is RESTORED i am BACK it's over for you bitches

back to regularly scheduled bucktommy shipping and dragging toxic buddie stans

what did i miss

[itsjustpoopeh]

it's hard having fungi as a special interest and trying to find anything to follow or podcasts to listen to because it's all just "OMG MUSHROOMS CAN GET YOU HIGH! HEY DID YOU KNOW MUSHROOMS CAN GET YOU HIGH!? HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT PSILOCYBIN! BRAIN RESET! MIRACLE DRUG! CURES ALL MENTAL ILLNESS!"

yes yes yes we've known mushrooms can get you high for literally millenia this is BORING could you talk about literally anything else? we get it, you do drugs, you're super cool, but did you know without fungi life as we know it would not exist on this planet? like ffs talk about interesting shit please

[itsjustpoopeh]

love finding out new seasons of shows I don't watch have dropped by the flood of gifsets of ppl I don't recognize and squealing about zurblypuff and bob

I'm just sitting here with my breakfast burrito, scrolling and nodding sagely, like "so true bestie they are Iconic they are the Moment"

idfk these people but I'm parasocially shipping them in solidarity. also we love to see a curvy girl winning so

[itsjustpoopeh]

btw in case it is not obvious no I will not shut about this no i am not sorry filter the tags 911 abc and 911 spoilers for your own sanity non-911 moots cause I only plan to get worse

[itsjustpoopeh]

watching the news and they've got the skycam zoomed in on people on the beach at the Gulf and like... could you not? those people don't even know you're creeping on them and broadcasting them to the whole of central Alabama. their kids are playing what are you doing?

could we normalize not recording people in public like jeez

[itsjustpoopeh]

to everyone who continues to spell the word "cum" just know my screenreader reads it as "coom" and it's fucking hilarious

yes I could fix it but why would i

[itsjustpoopeh]

there is nothing so painful as seeing something you know would be funny as hell and being unable to post about it bc it would be a violation of your deepest principles

[itsjustpoopeh]

for the record everyone in the world has blanket permission to reblog me and rant in the tags as much as you. please know that I am reading it and jotting down little notes going "u r so right girl (gn) and you should say it 😘"

[itsjustpoopeh]

it is 80F. with 85% humidity. at 9 pm. it is barely MAY summer is going to KILL ME

[itsjustpoopeh]

heads up losers as of tomorrow I'm turning my damn app blocker back on and respecting my screen time limits. I have been TERRIBLE and digital well-being is judging me hard

it will be sparse and infrequent but I will continue to read the unworthy to filth when parental controls give me a brief glimpse of freedom

[itsjustpoopeh]

can I speak my truth

[itsjustpoopeh]

sometimes I block because of rancid takes

others I block because you posted an "incorrect quotes" post that escaped my extensive filtering scheme and I got mad

sometimes the buttons are in a bad spot and you're the victim

you'll never know which ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[itsjustpoopeh]

to beloved oomfs and followers and such

I swear God I mean it this time I'm gon tag my shit so y'all can filter it

tv.911 to filter 911 mess

poopeh liveblogs to filter any live reaction mess

I'll pin something later with a whole organizational scheme that I will follow religiously for at least 12 hours before forgetting

[itsjustpoopeh]

the humidity so high everything in my house feels sticky, but I'm still not closing the windows bc Francine got the temp in the high 60s AND it's supposed to rain all day and we been needing it

I've only got one fan running and that's just like... my emotional support fan

[itsjustpoopeh]

considering an essay teaching how to read a TV episode

I know it won't help who needs it but it will satisfy my urge to be right

[itsjustpoopeh]

temporary rebranding but I ain't changing my URL it's too good