#poopies

[greenko]

Pets are like children............so what if-

[mcytchildbracket]

info and propaganda under cut

Chayanne

Nicknames: Chay Smp: Qsmp Parents: Philza and Missa Propaganda: Chayanne has the oldest sibling mentality, and personally, that’s enough to win me over as a character. He is very protective of who he loves, always looks out for his sibling first before even himself. He is also very sarcastic and funny, good at fighting and cooking.

Poopies

Poopies

Nicknames: none Smp: Lifesteal smp Parents: SpokeIsHere Propaganda: he has killed thousands and will kill again. has a twitter account. is literally a rat or a bug and unstoppable. not even 1 year old. spoke is her dad btw

[a4g]

I love this thing

[t730652]

[average-clownzy-fan]

[kelcair]

poopies

[void-chara]

happy valentines day to the lifesteal smp from poopies. he is searching for you.

[nannymcpee]

A little shopping trip….. After a quick breakfast, bottle and nursing cuddles I dressed my boo bear in some cute grey trackies and a pink T-shirt. I’d thought about putting him in a onesie but I just can’t resist that nappy peeking out of his waist band. We had a couple of minutes before we had to head off so popped to the park for a quick play on the swings where I pushed him as high as he could go. Then into the car to try out his new makeshift car seat. He looked so safe and cosy in it. Loaded up with stuffie (Harvey the teddy bear), dummy and sippy cup we set off. We got to the shops early so I nursed my darling boy from the car before we headed into the shopping centre taking Harvey for the trip. As we headed straight to the toy stores holding hands my boo bear suddenly stopped and pulled on my hand then reached out for a cuddle. I snuggled him into me with Harvey between us and rubbed his back for reassurance. Then he nuzzled into my neck and I heard his cute little grunts and felt his tummy muscles contract against me. My heart fluttered with excitement as I realised he was filling his nappy. The warm fuzzy feeling inside me grew bigger and bigger as I cooed and reassured my baby that he was ok and such a good boy for mummy. I held him a little longer enjoying the closeness between us and sharing in our secret together. Eventually we ended the cuddle and carried on to the toy shops. We admired all of the Lego displays in the Lego store. Boo bear requested that one day his nursery be decorated in only Lego Christmas decorations for Christmas time. In Hamleys Toy store we played with the games on display and I caught my cheeky little tyke trying to run off with a Bluey toy set. Once I took it off him I treated him to a Bluey Weeble as a compromise. He was very happy with his toy and practically skipped out of the shop. We stopped to get lunch, a sausage roll and ginger bread man while sitting at a picnic bench by the pond and watched the ducks and had plenty more cuddles. We had time to look in one more shop then visited the disabled toilet for a nappy change before heading back home. Boo bear lay down on the floor while I got him all cleaned up. As I was taping him back up into a clean nappy I watched my darling boy sucking on his dummy and cuddling Harvey. He was looking at the wall above him and tracing the cracks with his finger. He looked so adorable and was completely lost to his little head space. I think time stood still for both of us in that moment. The love I felt for him completely overwhelming me and tears stung at my eyes. Once his trousers were back on I pulled him up into my arms and briefly cradled him before we both got back on to our feet and headed back to the car. Before leaving the toilet I caught my sweet little Prince admiring his nappy bulge in the mirror. Back in the car I nursed him again and he wriggled and thrusted, clearly enjoying the feel of his now warm, soggy nappy against him. I rubbed the front of his nappy to increase his enjoyment. He made the cutest little murmurs and whimpers as he continued to suckle on my nipple. Once he was ready to get back into his car seat I strapped him in and gave his soggy, and now slightly sticky, nappy one last pat and drove toward home. Thank you @mummys-lil-mushbutt for making all my dreams come true and making them so much better than I could ever have imagined.

[bear-fangs]

Spokemon! :P

[jovialclassictruckdriverpur-blog]

[girlbyherself]

netflix getting rid of all of the movies except 4.5 is actually so sick and twisted !!

[abtoddler]

A nap and a messy diaper always a relaxing thing…. Yea it’s hard to find a partner if your unable to control poops n wets….but eh when the sensory problems kick in an ya just go and get that nap in…

Snuggles wifs my teddy works

[mcytchildbracket]

Round 2, quarter 4, match 1

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Poopies

Fundy

Nicknames: none

Smp: Lifesteal smp

Parents: SpokeIsHere

Propaganda: he has killed thousands and will kill again. has a twitter account. is literally a rat or a bug and unstoppable. not even 1 year old. spoke is her dad btw

Nicknames: none

Smp: Dsmp/BBH smp

Parents: Wilbur Soot, Sally the Salmon

Propaganda: He's trans and has daddy issues, relatable as fuck. whats there not to love

[knoxvillesjackass]

tied down - b.m

𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑎𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑧𝑦, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑚𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛

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I rose from my bed as the knocks on my hotel door eventually woke me up from my deep slumber. I looked beside me on the bed. No Bam. Of course not.

The knocks on the door grew louder, and a desperate voice called my name from outside.

What the fuck?

I managed to get on my feet despite my eyes being entirely closed still. My balance was off and my movements were slow, but finally, I reached the door.

“What?” I asked grumpily as the knocking finally stopped, and I stood faced with a panicked Jeff Tremaine.

“It’s Bam! He won’t calm down, we’ve had to chain him to the toilet!”

“Why the fuck would you do that?” I asked confused, rubbing my temple.

“Aren’t you hearing me? He threw a fucking TV out of the window and he threw the bloody table into the pool!” Jeff, who'd seen a lot of bullshit, exclaimed panicked.

"They're threatening to throw us out of the hotel!"

“Jesus fucking Christ.” I moaned before getting a pair of shoes and exiting my hotel room to look for Bam.

When Jeff and I finally reached Ryan's room, I saw a crowd outside of the room. My breath hitched. What were they all looking at?

I entered the room, which looked as if a tornado had torn it apart. I was led to the bathroom, where I finally saw it. Bam, tied up to the toilet with a pair of handcuffs. He was slumped over, but very much awake.

“LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKERS!”

“ALL OF YOU ARE FIRED IF YOU DON’T LET ME OUT OF THESE FUCKING CUFFS RIGHT NOW!”

Bam was sitting on the floor, yelling and moaning. He hadn't discovered my presence.

“You seriously couldn’t handle this on your own?” I asked in disbelief, looking at the crowd of grown men around me. “He was crying for you,” Jeff shrugged “Besides, he’s already punched one crew member. Chipped off the guy's fucking tooth,” He added. I sighed at the information, embarrassed by my boyfriend's behaviour.

“Fucking Jackass,” Jeff grumbled at Bam before exiting the room along with all of the crew members, but before he left, he gave me the key to the handcuffs, trusting that I'd make the right decision.

“Bam?” I spoke softly, knowing that I had to approach the situation carefully. I inspected Bam. His hands were chained, making it unable for him to stand up. He lifted his head, and his eyes lit up as soon as he laid eyes on me.

“Y/N!” Bam exclaimed like a little child, attempting to reach out his hands, for a moment forgetting that they were cuffed to a toilet. He groaned at the restraints and looked up at me with pleading eyes.

“Y/N, baby, come over here and get me out of these cuffs, okay?” Bam said, motioning for me to move closer.

“Not until you calm down, Bam,” I spoke as I watched Bam's face immediately turn sour as he gave me a frustrated look.

“GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!” Bam roared scarily as he tried to yank his hands out of the handcuffs. He was a strong man, but the cuffs were no match for him.

I slowly walked towards him, standing in front of him. I bent down, holding his cherub face in my hands. He looked up at me with an open mouth, his blood-shot eyes staring into mine deeply.

“What am I going to do with, Brandon?” I asked, smirking as I bent down to kiss him, but pulled away just before my lips connected with his. Bam frowned at the loss of my touch as I pulled away from him. I sat down in front of him, looking into his eyes.

“Please, just get me out of these fucking cuffs,” Bam sighed tiredly. I hesitated, but reached over and unlocked the cuffs.

Bam rubbed his wrists, resting his head against the wall with closed eyes. I felt sorry for the man who secretly struggled. His emotions were always so covered with that beautiful, infectious smile, but I knew him better than Bam knew himself, and I wanted nothing more than to heal him.

I scooted over to Bam and sat between his legs, cuddling up against his chest. The bathroom tiles were cold and harsh against my bare legs, but Bam's warm grip seemed to warm me up from the inside out.

“I fucking love you,” Bam whispered into my ear, hugging me tighter.

“I fucking love you too.”

[r4zzle-d4zzle]

will forever love this video

[deliciousobservationbird]

The (maybe surprising) ruthlessness of Baconnwaffles0

eg. I have been brainrotting over Bacon's perspective of the most recent Lifesteal auction and his actions during the stream.

In my mind Baconnwaffles0 is one of the most ruthless players in Lifesteal, almost certainly not the most pragmatic, but definitely ruthless. People see the Three Heart Trio (and I am not absolved of this lol) and think “Awww, cute little squishy guys”. That’s not an accident.

Both Bacon and Planet have remarked on this before, that their low heart count and them not commonly being considered dangerous players means that they have certain privileges and are able to act in ways that the others can’t get away with. There’s a special immunity that comes from always hovering around 3-8 hearts, they’re less likely to get randomly jumped and, despite having some of the best bases on the server, they’re often perceived as being broke. Within the culture of Lifesteal they are almost a class of ‘untouchables’: When Jaron wanted to be banned, he had to literally spell it out on a sign for it to happen.

The retribution for killing a member of the 3HT doesn’t even have to come from them! The spam of “BROKIES” in the chat and making fun of whoever did the killing both proves and enforces the cultural norm of seeing them as beyond killing. It’s not the most profitable, it gets you made fun of, and (as they haven’t ever fully committed to a side in any major conflict) there’s almost no reason to kill any of them.

All of them, but Bacon especially, use this to their advantages. In the auction stream when he was laying TNT, several people witnessed him doing it but there were no real efforts at dissuading him by force. He put quite a lot of TNT down and did it more than once but it wasn’t seen as being a priority issue. In his stream he noted that he “might die… but the auction is so boring”. He’s ruthless when it comes to anyone but Planet and Jaron. He does the maths and weights up the cost-benefit of each action as well as the likelihood of him paying for it. Spoke (who’s currently banned for goofy-ahh actions) asks him in his stream chat if he wants Poopies’ location. Bacon’s immediate response is to ask “Can I release him onto the auction? I’d really like to…”.

He goes to collect Poopies and bring him back to the auction without stopping to get any more totems or any better gear, and his only real help is Spoke in the stream chat and YeahJaron whom he’s messaging using the in-game chat. He (and this is an insane display of skill btw) gets Poopies back to the auction without dying. Bacon was prepared to die and lose the heart as long as it meant that Poopies was free and the others would be suffering — he even splashed Poopies with invis. When Mapicc kills him for this, his reaction is so measured asking (in a voice call with almost entirely non-leviathan members) if Mapicc was really doing this. Everyone else in the voice call asked why when they saw his death message in chat. Bacon emphasised the supposed peaceful atmosphere of the auction and questioned: “Why Mapicc would kill [him] for no reason?”

Reddoons replied saying that “it is weird”. 

Bacon knows what he did, and Mapicc also knew that it was Bacon who freed Poopies. By using his status as a poor ‘untouchable’ within Lifesteal culture, Bacon (whether on-purpose or not) re-fanned the flames of the Leviathan War. Bacon became almost a Helen of Troy type figure, his death launched a thousand ships. His ruthlessness and desire to cause pain via the ‘All Mite’ of endermites can be directly linked to the renegotiation of the Leviathan opposition and events such as the very recent Eclipse-Shades alliance. 

You could also make the point that the fear that the other players have for Poopies is just the experience of the 3HT on the server. Players in full netherite having totems popped after a hit (or two if they’re lucky), that’s the reality of 3HT. When Mapicc killed Bacon it didn’t even take more than 5 hits. Poopies is the great equaliser on the server and it makes sense that Bacon’s general ruthlessness and his schadenfreude at the rest of the server finally experiencing his reality would bring them into contact.

This ruthlessness isn’t new either, Bacon’s Season 3 trap against Mapicc saw him prioritise this revenge over everything — even through a ban. The trap wasn’t even designed to give him the heart although he certainly needed it. His desire for revenge, no matter the cost, was enough of a motivator and enough of a payoff. 

All of this is essentially a long winded way of saying: watch your Bacon!

He’s ruthless and motivated and willing to sacrifice anything that doesn’t answer to the names of YeahJaron and Planetlord to achieve his goals. Everything is a means to an end, and that end answers to the name of ‘Poopies’.