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[comradekatara]

atla ships ranked solely by name

reminder that i am basing this off of ship names i have seen frequently enough to be established and therefore judged. the actual makeup of the ship is irrelevant here.

zutara: 1/10. horrible. should be “katuko”

azutara: 0/10. even worse! should be “katzula”

harutara: 2/10. also not good. should be “kataru”

kataang: 8/10. now there’s a ship name!

sukka: 10/10. very jewish name, i love it

zukka: 5/10. i have no objections to it, but i don’t find it particularly inspiring either

zukki: 5/10. meh. not inspiring. i would’ve gone with “sozuki”

yukka: 6/10. pretty nice. “sue” would be funnier though

taang: 10/10. such a great ship name

tokka: 8/10. apparently this is the name of a teenage mutant ninja turtle character. cool

toko: 7/10. short and sweet. i like it

zukaang: 8/10. sounds fun and appealing. a good ship name

zuki: 6/10. it’s fine

tyzula: 7/10. i like that ty lee’s name is first

maizula: 9/10. manages to nearly fit both their names in there! good job

mailee: 6/10. good, but also kind of sounds like it could be another character entirely instead of a ship name

maizulee: 9/10. sounds very fun and exciting. i enjoy this one

ty luki: 8/10. very fun sounding. i know the kids these days are calling it “tysuki,” but i think that’s worse

azuki: 8/10. sounds very fun indeed!

maiko: 9/10. a cute, fun name.

maikka: 3/10. unfortunately this ship name does not spark joy. i would’ve gone with “sokmai” personally

sokkla: 2/10. azula’s name is barely even in there! “azukka” would be even worse though (see: the azutara problem) so maybe “sokzula”?

bakoda: 7/10. a solid ship name.

sutara or sukitara (i’ve seen both): 3/10. haven’t we learned by now? katara’s name should always be first!!!! (i propose “katsuki”)

katoph: 7/10. that’s better

yuetara: 6/10. yue’s name is too short not to come first, so i’ll make an exception for this one. and it sounds pretty

jetara: 6/10. i don’t like that jet’s name comes first, but i do enjoy that he and katara share the T

jetko: 4/10. not actually sure what else it could be, but this name does not spark joy.

jetkka: 0/10. sounds like someone hacking up phlegm.

yueki: 7/10. cute ship name. although again, might i recommend “sue”

urzai: 8/10. surprisingly fun name

jinzula: 8/10. love this name. very cute

jinko: 8/10. also a cute name

not atla but shoutout to both makorra and korrasami for being 10/10 perfect ship names

and then of course, the best ship name of all: mohawk (momo x hawky): ♾/10.