#predproblems

[safehaven2]

Take a look! This is what happens to gainers that don't want to listen to their feeders! My pig Derek decided that he wasn't going to finish his second dozen of donuts and when I told him he needed it to break the 400 plateau finally, he started talking crazy about being "big enough" out of nowhere! He said that we should focus on "us" more and not just how big he's growing! I wasn't gonna listen to Derek throw all our progress away and I knew what needed to be done. I quickly stripped my feedee naked and sized up my fat masterpiece, stomach growling in anticipation to finally become what I've always wanted. Derek must've thought we were gonna have sex, but as soon as I popped my jaw and shoved his head inside, he started reacting to being my next meal. His big body was always a little slick with sweat and it worked wonders in getting his shoulders between my lips, but my quick-ticket to fattown stood up while panicking and I was dragged along with him entering my esophagus. I used his panic to my advantage and did a handstand over him, using gravity to gulp down my meat like a snake all the way down to his waist. After having half of Derek in my mouth, I bent over and stood up to switch out positions as I threw his legs over my head while the heft of my prey slid further down into my already distended gut. My meal tried to kick and struggle, but the first rule of gaining is to never spit out your food and I wasn't going to let all this delicious fat go to waste. Ignoring his protests, I fed Derek's thick legs down my gullet as I felt the glorious addition he was adding to me and how incredibly full he was making me. After a few more gulps, I had nothing but his toes left and I slurped them down with my final swallow. I did it. Derek is nothing but my food now and I'm gonna digest him into the perfect belly full of fat like he should have wanted! I don't need him anyway, I just need his fat and I helped make it so it's just reclaiming my property. Hear that Derek?! I'm gonna be the hog you could've been and you're gonna be there with me the whole time as my belly!

[safehaven2]

Very willing prey here, always happy to be a part of your stomach!

Then hurry up, I'm starving and I'm gonna need to find a second helping cause you're not gonna be enough

[crohnieblog-blog]

Update and Surgery..

Sorry it's been quiet on the Tumblr front!

I've been struggling with this disease and all its lovely side effects!

It turns out the Mercaptapurine (6 MP) still wasn't working, even when my dose was increased to 100mg. I've since become steriod dependent. If I attempt to taper lower than 20mg, loose stools, pain, fatigue and general unwellness come back with avenagnce!

I decided upon surgery due to plans to move to Canada and the only other next step been biologics. I was advised I'd have a resection and 15cm of bowel removed. However, since I cannot withdraw from the steriods, I'm now opting for a right hemicolectomy with a temporary stoma (I say opting, this is my only option!) and they've got me in so quickly.. this Wednesday! God bless the NHS.

This operation involves removing the right side of your colon. They would normally join the small bowel (ileum) to the remaining colon. However, I will have a piece of bowel on the outside of my abdomen where stool will drain into a bag. This is a temporary stoma (called an ileostomy).

As advised in my pre-op... I'm getting plenty of fresh air and plenty of protein! Good job the sun hasn't stopped shining! ☀️

Here's a photo of yesterday's 8 mile walk in Northumberland..

[crohnieblog-blog]

Fatigued, tired, worn out and done in..

The uninvited fatigue 💤 has dropped in today, still managed a yoga session but boy do I feel off. Is it the increase in Mercaptapurine or the taper off the Pred? Either way it can kindly do one! Sending positive vibes, push on all the weekend is nigh 🕺

[crohnieblog-blog]

Today has been a funny one, I didn't feel up to a run but had to get out and make the most of this lovely evening. A nice stroll in the woods 👣 cleared the mind and soul. Check out the blog for the latest updates! 👍🏻 #walking #clearmind #positiveenergy #predproblems #crohnieblog #walkingcrohnie #woods #freedom

[crohnieblog-blog]

Today's been a hard day, kicking off with the Pred pinging me awake at the crack on dawn. It's been one full of extreme fatigue and pains chucked in with the stresses of meeting work deadlines. Just a typical day of fighting this Crohn's flare. The morning was made a little easier with a yoga session, courtesy of @timsenesiyoga What an amazing teacher, highly recommend - check it out https://www.youtube.com/user/yogawithtim #crohnieblog #crohns #crohnsflare #prednisone #prednisonesucks #predproblems #prednisoneproblems #crohnsproblems #ibdawareness #ibdwellness #yoga #yogawithtim #yogawithtimsenesi

[crohnieblog-blog]

Evening run was a success even with the slight downpour! 2.5 miles, great scenery well worth the push. The old chest was pumppping.. exercise or the pred?! Who knows but I survived 👣 #predproblems

[crohnieblog-blog]

Prednisone Mood Swings, that’s all.