#preemptively giving this a tag. because. eheh

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Re: awakening shrek au. Chrom kisses Robin and they turn into a fuck off huge dragon? I’m invested if so

was spitballing with theotherseapancakes and cannibal-lesbian and it has turned into "manakete chrom and lissa" with other notable features such as

gangrel as farquaad (specifically trying to get married to make fun of aversa for getting no bitches)

owain as puss in boots (he's still a time traveler, everything just got solved by accident and now he has nothing to do)

grima as the fairy godmother

lucina as the gingerbread man (many questions to be had here)

lissa as donkey

nowi as dragon

obviously there's a lot of loose ends but it all just started when i said "grima would sing i need a hero from shrek 2".

i'm rotating the worldbuilding for this at the moment. chrom and lissa live in the swamp because Naga's Blood Shenanigans turned them into dragons so they disappeared from ylisse as to not cause trouble for Emmeryn, who would no doubt catch flack if her siblings were suddenly half dragon things. (Lissa is a fe6 divine dragon. She is a chocobo.) Chrom's main drive would then be not to get everyone out of his swamp, but to do so in order to stop his location (and continued existence) from getting leaked to emmeryn.

there are two options for owain, considering the nowi/lissa dynamic

he is a perfectly human boy (half human on his mom's side, half human on his mama's side)

he is also a manakete but appears human because there's been no perfect dramatic moment to whip out the dragonstone yet

it's also very important to me that chrom has feathers in this. he does.

tldr shrek: oops, all manaketes! edition