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#probably has a whole extra wallet purely for coupons and gift cards....
carnivalcarriondiscarded
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I feel like Howdy would be the type to go to the dollar store to save money then complain when something is like $1.99
i second this....
#he also seems like the type to have the funds to shop regularly at like. idk whole foods and H&M
#but he exclusively thrifts and goes to dollar tree & the 99 cent store and shit
#i know this man's coupon game is Insane
#probably has a whole extra wallet purely for coupons and gift cards....
#in the checkout line the store winds up owing Him money
#rambles from the bog
#further solidifying that if howdy pillar was a real person id fuckin hate him lmao
#itd be On Sight!
#wait lmao
#howdy would get seriously injured
#and while everyone is freaking out / calling 911
#howdy has a calculator out typing up the cost of an ambulance ride / hospital bills / insurance
#he pauses looking at the total.
#then starts calculating funerary costs
#they get sick of waiting for an ambulance and just shove him in the car
#sally leans over to see that howdy is googling cremation urns based on price
#IM SORRY THIS IS INSANELY FUNNY TO ME
#im sitting here at my laptop snickering like an idiot
#sally just smacks the phone out of his hands....
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