#queersome

[gotbuckleys]

henkaren bucktommy groupchat is called

🏳️‍🌈🔬THE QUEERSOME QUARTET 🎻🚨

and is initially started to record/discuss/collate any and all gerrard/ortiz movements for the inevitable expose/take down/fuck you moment. then it becomes daily ribbing + “what time this week we doing x” organisational messages and the most detailed gossip known to man where one of them starts with an “ok so” text followed by seven seperate one minute voice note recordings and all of them using far too many cringe gifs in reaction

[twopoppies]

I’m afraid I have a newfound understanding towards het harries now, after witnessing Rina Sawayama live. I too, am tempted to become delusional and follow her on tour thinking I might have a chance. What a queen!! I’m joking obv but she’s hot af, what a night! Wholesome, queersome, amazing!

Hahahahaha! I love that for you. She definitely is gorgeous.

[unsoundedcomic]

Was Sette ever questioning the fact that without bellybutton you can't be born?

I don’t believe she knows that for a fact. She just figures she doesn’t have one, and she got a keen tail instead. Doesn’t bother her much more than not having nipples, and anyone who says it’s queersome is a slime-sucking kedis-diddler.

[duane-sette]

Sette: Do you know how many years old you are? I understand you are a late Bloomer and so may not look your age.

Sette: Dwayne, I don’t WANNA get stabbed and mauled and deguttalated with all these queersome, noisesome questions by a lot of arse-eatin’, goat-lovin’ wankstains what couldn’t pour piss out a boot if the directions were printed on the heel! I ain’t havin’ no toe in this! Do it yourself!

D.A.: Perhaps it would best suit you to lark about with the hethllot boy. He seems quite taken with you. Did I hear him mention a tea party?

Sette: If I kill him will ya protect me flesh from his murdery pater?

D.A.: Naturally, but let us leave them intact until we’ve finished our ghastly taking advantage of their transportation. Ach, we are no sort of virtuous heroes, are we?

Sette: Heroism’s for culls. We’re BADMEN. Let’s have another lock pickin’ lesson.

D.A.: Perhaps a few of these questions first.

Sette: Only the ones fit for BADMEN!

[gotbuckleys]

denny’s got a school play and karen somehow ends up saddled with contributing to costuming but she’s way over her head and needs an extra pair of hands like yesterday and refuses to let the shitty PTA mums in on her struggle so she hits up the GC with a “do we know anyone 1. available and 2. creative” and buck replies with “tommy is taken but he is creative 😉” and karen sends back four eye rolling emojis before tommy calls karen with a “do you actually need a hand with something” and karen replies “that depends can you sew” and tommy surprises her with a confident “i can actually” and finds out tommy picked it up from someone’s wife when he was regularly going to the VA. hen comes home at midday to karen and tommy seamlessly churning out farm animal costumes on the kitchen island with megan thee stallion blaring out at 85db and she snaps a picture and sends it to buck who is still on shift and who immediately replies with “can you ask tommy to sew replica turn outs while he’s there im too scared to take my actual ones home in case it turns into another borrowing the fire truck situation” and hen is like “not before i convince karen to cut and hem her spare lab coat much shorter”