#ragnvald

[abyssalbloom]

I couldn't resist

Based on a text post by @Fear-and-shitpost

[helgiafterdark]

[concessit]

ockiss day 6!  With Lowell and Ragnvald!

They are still vibing in Etheirys (at least until TotK comes out and jump back and forth with each new patch lolol) but they are enjoying the ride, the new friends the’ve been making, the new adventures they’ve done, the new abilities the’ve been honing and of course doing some kissies on the 13th.

Lowell and Ragnvald belong to me!

@ockissweek

[skizdlr]

laios touden you stupid fuck (affectionate)

[nemfrog]

Death's Kiss, after Grün. Genom gallerierna : karikatyrer. Ragnvald Blix. 1908.

Internet Archive

[computercadaver]

[bioshocked-astroghost]

Skyrim inhabitants: The Dragonborn is a great warrior, here to save us all from the return of Alduin the World-Eater! Nothing can stop them!

Me, plundering old crypts for shiny things, accidentally repeatedly unleashing fearsome and powerful spirits, tripping over simple traps, and struggling to unlock chests: how the fuck do I open this goddamn gate

[reneesfanworks]

i love them a normal amount

[missy-the-dragon]

Ultra Violence

He fucking eated Le'garde

[neo-gio]

Got convinced by @monado-chronicles-blog to doodle one of the Funger guys (^_^)/

[slimywren]

losing my god damn mind over fear and hunger. i have gotten as far as floor 4 but i got there through the hole in the meat hallway so i lost my damn legs. please. what other ways can i get past floor 3. im on my knees begging.

[helgiafterdark]

[dadsbongos]

@ghostlykeyes !!!! oomfie n i were sharing daydreams abt living in a swamp cabin and being rag’s witchy partner and this popped out heheh

377 words - not proofread oops

Savory burns of meat are overtaken soon after the front door hinges squeak, Ragnvalder’s hefty boots thud across the floorboards before he’s flush behind you. His own scent of the vague outdoors floods the kitchenette. You can make out raw dirt and iron, sharp twinge of the stench of sweat.

“You reek,” you point out unhelpfully.

Ragnvaldr barks a laugh into your ear before pressing his nose into the back of your head, lips soft against your skull soon after. He lingers there stubbornly, squeezing around you like a viper crushing its prey, but he kisses you so tenderly. Warmth licks over your back from his broad, bare chest; you’ve tried warning him that thick furs are not as useful in a swamp as they are in the north, but your outlander persists. Wrapping around you tighter and tighter until you’re blue and bursting at the joints - simply petrified at the mere thought of releasing you.

“I can’t cook like this, you know,” the air is pushed out from your chest as Ragnvaldr squishes you into his chest, making a deeply huffed ‘oof!’. You giggle at his clingy display and pat one of his thick forearms, stretching out to flip the sliver of feral swine underbelly, “I’ll burn the food! This is dinner -- do you want to eat char?!”

“Only if it’s made by you,” Ragnvaldr nuzzles into your hair, “I hung more pig outside. And rabbits,” you feel the impression of his proud grin against the back of your head, “I know you wanted rabbits’ feet.”

“Thank you, darling,” you coo, gently raking your nails over his skin and watching goosebumps rise in the wake, “Did you find any yellow russulas?”

“I was waiting for you to ask,” perching his chin over your shoulder, Ragnvaldr watches with seemingly unending interest as you shift peeled carrots and chopped potatoes and shredded greens in the pan’s bowl. He kisses your shoulder before replacing his chin there, “I pinned half on the clothesline to dry out and left the rest by the line.”

“My brave warrior,” you lean your head back enough to press your own kiss to his cheek before stripping the meat and vegetables from the open flame.

“The best for you, elskling.”

[myreputatioooon]

buy low-key Cahara deserves a good ending or at least a better one.

Okay maybe not actually in a good-good way but in a bad-good good-bad way that IS good-good as long as you shift your morality fifty degrees to the left.

Cahara who came to wretch a monster out of Fear & Hunger itself like The Knight D'arce, Kaiser's Most Blind Loyal, not to save the monster and let it rampage for centuries then on, but to provide for his Beloved and Future Child.

Cahara who took in a Child under his care. A Girl many others would regard as dead weight or meat or a shield against Fear & Hunger. Protected her from the horrors whereas The Outlander Ragnvalder The God of Ultraviolence crusaded against it within and outside the dungeon, legacy fading into nothing. like He was supposed to

Cahara who guided her like his own unborn child and brought her to the pit of the God of the Depth's corpse, and witness her ascent to godhood as The Dark Priest Enki The Enlightened rejected it.

Cahara who cannot be a father to His Flesh and Blood, His Beloved Celeste for he is the Father of Fear & Hunger. The Ascended Goddess has acknowledged his suffering. The suffering that will continue if he lives, so he shall now forever rest.

Cahara who taught Her dances with daggers and gifted Her dolls to dote on in the Divine Dungeons.

Cahara, Father of the Goddess of Fear & Hunger and Father of The Cruel Age which his own beloved girl drives.

Cahara, who's name is blessed, praised and scorned to come all eternity. Who's Beloved Celeste is taken in by the Goddess's worshippers, whose baby never knows a day without community and family under the care for the sister they'll never have.

Cahara who's family is a holy, divine bloodline. The only one.

Cahara who never wanted any of this

[just-another-pigeon]

（WARNING: People told me baby Aurene's face looks cursed, so... Be careful, I guess?)

6/9 of my commanders on their way to a vocation at Southsun Cove with Trahearne and Aurene.

(And before we continue, know that I am terrible at naming.)

Here is the passenger list:

Female Asura Warrior, Nori;

Female Human Guardian, Erris;

Male Sylvari Revenant, Lorn;

Female Norn Ranger, Sigrun Bjornsdottir;

Female Charr Thief, Dorren Silverfish;

Male Humam Necromancer, Lisandro Rivera Garzon.

And three more who unfortunately didn't make it on the trip:

Male Charr Engineer, Flint Starfish;

Male Asura Mesmer, Fekko;

Male Norn Elementalist, Ragnvald Hrafnsson.

[computercadaver]

kid named funger