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Smooth Fun Fact #1087: (Cats Week) In his youth, Smooth envisaged growing up with a family pet by his side. (Bonus Fun Fact: Due to his parents’ insistence of allowing his cats to roam unincumbered outdoors, Smooth’s grimalkins all met their demise via automobile, predatory animal, or undiagnosed disease. Extra Bonus Fun Fact: Tragically, not one of Smooth’s treasured tomcats lasted at his residence for over one year.)