#randswers

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hey timothy rand have you heard of the bite of 87

I think I’m good on you guys teaching me about the future.

Definitely good on that.

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Hey man! I'm an aspiring DM, and I wanna ask what your favorite monster to put your players up against is? - ***

Man, thats like choosing a favorite kid. Theyre all good for different campaigns and situations-

If I had to pick, gun to my head, i guess…

Mind Flayer or Kraken

[dungeonsranddragons]

Im rand i guess? Things are weird. Very weird.

Pronouns are he/him.

Me answering stuff - #randswers

Me reblogging stuff - #randblogs

Me just talking - #randbles (i didn’t say theyd be masterpieces)

(( Rand lore tag - #boysarebackintown ))

((OOC: Hi! I’m Damien/Apollo, 23, they/it/bat/he, and I made a bitb rp acc bc i am insane about homoerotic middleaged men. Rand has not experienced the events of bitb yet so he is going to go THROUGH it lmao. This post is probably gonna be edited and stuff. Feel free to hmu in asks or dms if you wanna plan smth out!))

Masterpost of all the blogs: https://www.tumblr.com/que3rduckling/744508419439001600/hello-everyone-hi-i-am-the-person-who-runs

[dungeonsranddragons]

just a heads up i saw your lil sis on here. she seems kinda young to be on here so maybe you should watch over what she does

-emz

Ill keep an eye on her.

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Hello, ‘Rand’ could I buy a weed from you?

-Totally not your mom!

………

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Rand, how many times have you gotten arrested?

My lawyer advised me not to answer that question

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You cuddled Kian when he got sick, don’t you remember????🤨

That’s because it’s Kian, it’s hard to tell him no and he was sick dude-

[dungeonsranddragons]

"‘Least not Rolan in a romantic sense." in a sexual sense then? lmao ok

NO????

When did I ever say that?

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name a woman

Like any woman?

Uhhhh my mom, Becky, the vampire chick (Femizel?).

There’s three-

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do you like men

??? No? I like women.

Probably

Maybe

Do I like men???

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timothy rand is real????

Yes????

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RAND HI UR MY BBG BTW LOVE YOU LITTLE TRAUMATIZED OLD MAN <3

What.

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its me emz i live in la

-emz

I still barely know you dude and i saw the fucking post

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Dad??! You're a dad???

Does that mean you can be called dadd💥

…..never call me that

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Will you sell me a weed? I have 5 british pounds

You sound like a cop, hell no

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That doesn’t answer the question

I asked if you cuddled him bc you thought he was cute, and you didn’t denied it.

I’m on to you, Rand.

There’s nothing to be onto here dude, you’re just looking into shit too much