#rattle and crack👑

[teamskull-datingsim]

this is a reminder for selfshippers that its okay to make your f/os obsessed with you. so true they WOULD think about you all the time. so true they WOULD bring you up in every conversation. the world could be ending and your f/o would only mourn not getting to give you enough affection

[danteagilehri]

HORSES 🐴

Everybody clambers up onto Mikolka’s cart, roaring with laughter and cracking jokes. About six men get on, and there’s room for more.

They take a woman up with them, a fat red-faced peasant woman dressed in bright red and wearing a beaded headdress and fur-lined shoes; she’s cracking nuts and giggling👑👑👑👑😭😭😭😭😭😭

. People in the crowd are laughing too—you couldn’t help laughing at the sight of that miserable little mare, setting off to drag all that load at a gallop!☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️👅👅👅

Straight away, two lads on the cart pick up a whip each, to help Mikolka.

He cries ‘Giddy-up!’ and the nag jerks forward with all her might, but it’s all she can do to take a few steps, never mind gallop; all she can do is shuffle her legs this way and that, gasping and shrinking under the blows rattling down on her like hail from the three whips. 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭🥶🥶🥶

The laughter redoubles from the cart and the crowd around, but Mikolka is annoyed, and furiously lashes the little horse again and again, as though he really imagines she’s going to gallop.🥺🥺🥺🥺🥶🥶😁

[teamskull-datingsim]

imagine your f/o as like a little plushie. for like lore reasons for Explanation lovers? maybe they got magicked into one. maybe they got marketable plushie'd. in any case, theyre a stuffie now!!

what do you hear when you squeeze them :3

[teamskull-datingsim]

if you have a pokemon s/i with a pokemon theyre attached to you should send them to me :3 i need to draw pokemon (i can draw ur f/o too)

[teamskull-datingsim]

back at it again

[teamskull-datingsim]

dumb things to argue with your f/os over and have an apology make out session about

best jolly rancher flavour (also imagine swapping flavours along with the apology make out)

which of ur fav takeout places you should go to

which one of you could whoop the others ass

why they shouldn't yell at a woman who was rude to you in a grocery store

[teamskull-datingsim]

Love when i see people who romantically f/o my platonics/familials. we are besties and siblings in law and i hope you guys Kiss

[teamskull-datingsim]

to all my new followers from that post: i dont actually post imagines that often. its mostly my ships. just a warning

[teamskull-datingsim]

i dont have the s/i reference quite yet but for now take a moodboard for filbee grinsss

[teamskull-datingsim]

"average person spends 20 hours looking at f/o pictures a year" factoid actually false. f/o picture georg, who looks at a thousand pictures of his f/o a day, was a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[teamskull-datingsim]

friendly reminder to everyone with demonic f/os, its spring! its demon mating season! if your demonic lover attempts to court you please PLEASE dont laugh or question them because they WILL go on a bloody rampage. make sure to cuddle and kiss them and accept "offerings" so that they dont believe you dont love them and cry. This has been a PSA

[teamskull-datingsim]

If you and your f/o have fankids then make sure to pilf-ify your f/o and s/i. for your health

[teamskull-datingsim]

i love autism hcs and i love trans/gnc hcs. papyrus undertale is certifiably a greasy food hater and stomping stimmer and is every gender in every way

[teamskull-datingsim]

jane teamskulldatingsim promo post

hiye!!! im jeremy/jack/jane of teamskulldatingsim fame!! he/it!! I love pokemon, undertale, and loud music more than anythang. big pixel kisser!!

you should come and talk to me any time... i love talking to people... and also if you have a pokemon s/i with a partner pokemon you should send me their references and ill draw them

[teamskull-datingsim]

did you guys see my wife^