#rayman rewired

[raymanrambles]

The Scrapped Rayman Comic Pitch: Rayman Rewired!!

Hiiiii! Sorry for not posting on here for like. almost 2 months whoooops! Anyways, i am back hopefully consistently!!

So, this is about the Rayman comic series that was pitched to Ubisoft by Dave Cook & Steve Gregson sometime either during or before 2020, we don't have an exact date unforch. It was titled "Rayman Rewired" and was about Rayman travelling to other Ubisoft games.

The plot synopsis followed Rayman getting upset that he didn't get a game announced at E3 (you can tell this pitch is from a while ago), so he sneaks into Ubisoft's servers and switches up their queue to make him priority, but ends up messing up and unplugs it, causing a big portal to open and sucking him in while also putting the different game worlds at stake of being deleted.

And yeah you get the gist, Rayman teams up with different heroes in different games to undo all this, with this resulting in Rayman appearing in all these games to players, boosting his popularity and causing Ubisoft to make a new Rayman game at the end. Shame it's a work of fiction.

A few pages were also made as apart of the pitch:

Guys look it's Ramon and Bullfrog!

Yeah u could say that multiversus story or "story which is actually about how rayman is neglected by ubisoft" is kinda generic but idk i think this would've been fun if done right! Also y'know just being a rayman comic series in general like how has that not happened yet. Plok got one!!!

Source: https://twitter.com/davescook/status/1321419840305987584p

[loveydoveylex]

it's so funny to me that most of my previous f/os would last around a month or two before i found another character to obsess over, but then rayman smashed the door in here and he's been living rent free in my head for almost 5 months now

[loveydoveylex]

I've talked about it before but now especially that it's been, like, seven months, and my love for him shows literally no sign of slowing down anytime soon, I think I can confidently say that I don't think I've ever been as in love with a character as I have with rayman.

in the time I've been selfshipping with him, I have had a couple of characters in passing where I thought "oooh new crush maybe" but they faded so fast that they never even got the chance to turn into crushes LMAO - I swear my brain has been rewired by this goofy limbless guy, because I GENUINELY can't imagine seeing any other character in this same light anymore! 😭

I think he was also the final push I needed to identify as fictosexual. he was the one that got me thinking "ok this isn't even just for fun or coping I am just straightup actually attracted to this videogame man like a normal person is to their irl partner" HAHAH

yeah I'm a very strange dude... but I'm learning to not care 😅