#rayrambles

[rayshippouuchiha]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Midoriya Izuku, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Kaminari Denki, Uraraka Ochako, Todoroki Shouto, Nedzu (My Hero Academia) Additional Tags: Humor, Overpowered Midoriya Izuku, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Characters Are Pro Heroes (My Hero Academia), Pro Hero Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku's Hero Name is Dekiru, No underage, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Adult Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Has One for All Quirk, One For All Quirk Haunted by Past One For All Users' Ghosts (My Hero Academia), One For All Is A Spooky Eldritch Quirk, Izuku Gets To Be Demigod Coded, as a treat, Getting Together, U.A. Teacher Midoriya Izuku, Parental Yagi Toshinori | All Might Series: Part 15 of Tales From The Void ~ Ray's Multi-Fandom Ficlet Collection Summary:

“We’ve never actually seen you go 100%,” Shōta says, aware of how all the eyes at the table, but most importantly Izuku’s, have immediately zeroed in on him, “have we?”

The betrayed look Izuku cuts in his direction is honestly adorable.

“Bullshit,” Nemuri speaks up then, slapping a hand down on the tabletop. “You mean even in that fight you weren’t at full power?"

And Izuku …

Izuku hesitates.

☕️BUY ME A COFFEE☕️ / PATREON

[binch-i-might-be]

skittles should be free for dykes

[rayshippouuchiha]

I read it a while back and I'm fairly certain it was a CodyWan fic, but i could be wrong, but (probably) Cody was cleaning Obi-Wan's lightsaber for him and Obi-Wan could feel it. It was fairly explicit (Obi-Wan was in the shower at the time so u can probs see where this is going lmao) but I can't for the life of me find it again! have you or any of ur followers recognise it? or know of any similar sounding fics of the same premise? If you don't feel comfortable with explicit smut fics for fic finds please feel free to ignore this!

lovelies!?

[rayshippouuchiha]

I love that you have patron! But will this fic also be available on another site in the future?

It will eventually make its way to A03 but everything I do sits for at least a little bit on Patreon because, to be frank, it's what keeps me afloat. So any support you lovelies can/want to throw in my direction is highly appreciated.

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So close to the blackout 😔Take the multi bingo instead

and we shove fandoms in each others faces. "If I have to deal with these takes then by the gods so do you" and then we do 💜

For fuck's sake we really do just bounce the one brain cell back and forth

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Ray have you read Dungeon Reset? I don't usually like isekai/dungeon stories but this one is so damn funny

Basically it's the story of this guy who gets summoned with a bunch of other people into a world of dungeons and because of a trap he remains blocked into the very first dungeon all alone when the dungeon resets after the rest of the party has cleared the boss to pass to the second stage, and from that point onwards he's considered as a "bug" in the system and gets a bunch of skills as time goes on and he does his best to survive

It has some very cool moments but it's also kinda goofy and the MC is so funny throughout the story, I'm only on chapter 59 out of the 195 that are out so far and I have no idea if it's finished or not (I'm pretty sure I checked before starting it but I don't remember) and I can't stop reading it, I highly recommend it

ohhh nice!!

[binch-i-might-be]

my dad, moving my kilt out of the way: oh there's a print on your tights

me:

my stepmom:

my dad: wait a second .

[rayshippouuchiha]

Every time Ed meets an Arcobaleno, Reborn is foaming at the mouth and beating them off with a stick because that is his!!! Sky!!! Back!!! Off!!!

(On Ed’s part, he just thinks he’s beefing with all the Not Babies except Lal bc she reminds him on some level of Hawkeye and he’s not dumb enough to beef with anyone who even remotely resembles her)

Oh god yes. Reborn is pressed. Because yes the Arcobaleno are also His but goddamn it, he doesn't need them butting in on his business right now.

Meanwhile, Ed treats Lal like Hawkeye, ignores the fuck out of Colonnello's loud ass, gets along surprisingly well with Skull because Aestethic, is always |.| this close to punting Fon through a wall, thinks Viper is pretentious, thinks Reborn is Very Pretentious, and is ready to knife fight Verde's no ethics having ass in any parking lot at any time ever.

Meanwhile, they all find him some degree of delightful and fascinating.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Won’t accept any cannon in Full Metal Sky that isn’t Al being the only one to inherit Iemitsu’s height and build while Ed and Tsuna stay short and cute and dainty no matter how strong they are

(Ed ends up more pretty than cute but you get the jist, Al is tall and built like a brick wall while Ed and Tsuna are Not)

I swear you're in my mind because my thoughts were

Al: *eventually built like a brick wall*

Ed: *Delicate looking and fucking PISSED about it*

Tsuna: *wishes he could reach the higher shelves but not really all that pressed about it overall*

And all 3 of them could fight God and win

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How pissed do you think Ed’s going to be when he realizes that post Arco curse, all the Arcobaleno are not only hot as fuck but significantly taller than him

Incandescent.

The first time Reborn, all smug and suave, strolls up to him and is all "Chaos, Piccolo" and reaches out to like touch Ed's braid all flirty like?

Ed's gonna snarl and punch him directly in the dick.

And if Reborn had any doubt before then that it was meant to be? He doesn't now.

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Ed regularly break into Verde’s lab to

1. Kick his ass

2. Make sure he’s not doing anything too morally dubious

And 3. Use the lab for himself bc he misses his lab dammit!!!!

Ed: *big booting down Verde's door*

Verde: *not bothering to look up from his computer* Learn to knock you neanderthal

Ed: Yeah yeah fuck you too buddy

Verde: Kaimen, eat him

Ed: *scratching a happily hissing Kaimen on the snout* Kaimen's a good boy and you don't deserve him.

Verde: *still staring at his computer* I'm going to put anthrax in your coffee.

Ed: Violate any human rights today, you ethically bankrupt fuck?

Verde: Unfortunately not but it is only 10:30.

Ed: It's 4 in the afternoon you stupid fuck

Verde: Time is a man-made construct and I've chosen to reinvent it to be more efficient

Ed:

Ed: Fair.

Ed: *wanders off to the station they both refuse to admit is his in the corner*

Verde: *smiling softly to himself*

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The Elrics should get to be a Little Freaky™️ as a treat

Hohenheim was literally a philosophers stone, you can’t tell me they’re normal

(What I’m saying is the Elrics should be the Uzumaki’s of fma)

Unique hair color, massive power reserves/intellect, a parent who contained something of great power within their body, descendent of a now extinct people and place, can and would punch god in the face?

The Elrics absolutely are the Uzumaki of FMA

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OMG!!!!!

Sawada!Ed dealing with Hibari

I don’t know who’d win but they have fought more than once and will continue to do so

(Ed was trained by Izumi but Hibari is Hibari)

I vote they constantly tie just because it'd piss them both of so so much.

Because Hibari is Hibari

But Ed is also Ed

And something about being reborn into a really funky new world means that he's somehow even more Ed.

Which is gonna make things even more chaotic once Hibari gets around to attempting to stake a claim on Tsuna.

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Full metal sky Ed would have the WEIRDEST relationship with Xanxus. Cause like, hi wanna compare and contrast our experiences with shitty fathers we would 100% beat to death if given a chance? Also, Xanxus is VERY intelligent, and that needs to be acknowledged more. He's in charge of a rowdy insane group of OTHER hyper intelligent people who kill people for a living. Imagine him and Ed yelling curses at each other in various languages but walking away with each other's emails to discuss recent publications about engineering or something.

Once Xanxus gets over attempting to kill Tsuna and Ed stops threatening to rip his spine out with his teeth, his and Ed's relationship gives everyone around them except for Reborn a goddamn migraine.

There are so many languages, so much screaming, and entirely too much math and science being thrown around in the middle of all of it.

And then, added to all of that, sometimes they'll disappear together for hours and come back covered in soot and other questionable substances, grinning like maniacs and still slapping at each other.

Meanwhile, Al gets along with the rest of the Varia like a house on fire

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You cannot tell me Sawada!Ed wouldn’t meet Reborn and Fon and get Roy and Ling flashbacks

He’d hate (and love) them on principle

No one but Al understands his immediate distaste and irritated grumblings about colonel bastards and idiot princes when their brought up

Al thinks Ed is being dramatic

Ed's very first impression of Reborn is that if this fucking baby that's obviously not an actual fucking baby lays a single fucking hand on either of his brothers then Ed is going to teach that little fucker what his own elbows taste like.

The fact that Reborn acts as smooth as that Bastard always thought he was is just icing on top of Ed's already annoyed cake.

Until, of course, Reborn accidentally changes the game by threatening Tsuna with math.

Ed has Thoughts and Emotions about Math.

So so many of them.

And, as it turns out, so does Reborn.

Things kind of devolve from there into Ed and Reborn having the most chaotic love-hate relationship.

By the time Fon shows up Ed takes one look at his permanent smile and long braid and just slams the door in his face.

Al, who is just happy that at least this time he'll get to go through whatever shenanigans they've obviously become involved in with his body intact, is just vibing in the background.

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God, you know Ed would have the strongest flames

They’re literally called Dying Will Flames and Ed basically embodies the indomitable human will

He quite literally killed and bargained with two different gods and escaped death who knows how many times through sheer force of will

No wonder the Arcobaleno want him so bad

See this is the vibe I'm going for right here.

Tsuna's Flames are Strong, stronger than any the Vongola has seen since Giotto himself.

Al is also Strong, terrifyingly so, but he's Quieter(TM) than either of his brothers.

But Ed? Ed's Flames are monstrous.

And the moment that he realizes this new world with this new adorable brother is going to try and eat him and his??

Well, Ed has always been at his most power with something on the line.

Ed is a tsunami, a hurricane, a loving cataclysm in constant motion that draws you up and in and keeps you forever. If you're strong enough. If your own Flames can keep up.

A Sky capable of holding other Skies.

Ed could have held the Sky Pacifier for centuries if Kawahira had gotten his hands on him.

Of course the Arcobaleno want him.