#razorclaw and scorponok should be in there somewhere

[singingcicadas]

Decepticons literally be like:

We hate Starscream. We hate Soundwave. We hate Shockwave. We hate the DJD. We hate our commanding officers. They're all creepy corrupt assholes who cares nothing about us or our cause. Selfish bastards, the lot of them.

Interviewer: Then how do you feel about Megatron?

Decepticons: Oh we love Megatron. He's our beacon to freedom and supremacy. The one true hero. We'd do anything for him. Of course he cares about us! It's only Everyone Else in charge who doesn't.